What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[MrPimms]

*ALERT! ALERT!*

Mr Pimms has found a secret key and unlocked one of your hidden boxes.

*ALERT! ALERT!*

I am not a lert.

 

[LostHorizon]

people baffle me.

Maybe we need to teach people to pay attention? Remember when we got told to hold hands to cross the street? I just watched someone walk into a moving vehicle and then yell at the driver for not stoping her from walking into the side of it.

Spend some time at Costco. It is the most infuriating place to be to watch self absorbed people mindlessly not pay attention to what’s happening around them.

 

[cheekygirl75]

BORED!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Lit is the most infuriating place to be to watch self absorbed people mindlessly not pay attention to what’s happening around them.

Fify

 

[MedicalMuse]

Spend some time at Costco. It is the most infuriating place to be to watch self absorbed people mindlessly not pay attention to what’s happening around them.

I always imagine they drive their cars like they drive their carts

 

[Xerxes82]

BORED!

*bats eyelashes in cheeky's direction*

Well hello there.

 

[ericalauren]

I’m at my job and I’m thinking about how much I miss my parrot. I only got to spend half an hour with her today (so far).

 

[dkak001]

Maybe we need to teach people to pay attention? Remember when we got told to hold hands to cross the street? I just watched someone walk into a moving vehicle and then yell at the driver for not stoping her from walking into the side of it.

The laws of Darwin traverse time and space to envelop all. One can hope we don't do too much to prevent their effect.

 

[snexxer]

BORED!

Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.

A very attractive blond woman arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice

She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” With that, she strips down, rolls the dice, and yells, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!” As the dice come to a stop she jumps up and down and squeals, “YES! YES! I WON, I WON!”

She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, “What did she roll?” The other answers, “I don’t know—I thought you were watching.”

 

[dkak001]

Fruit cake?
Blech!

This simply isn't going to work. We can no longer be friends...

 

[dkak001]

I always imagine they drive their cars like they drive their carts

And they ALL end up on the road around me. EVERY. FUCKING. ONE. OF. THEM!!!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.

A very attractive blond woman arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice

She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” With that, she strips down, rolls the dice, and yells, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!” As the dice come to a stop she jumps up and down and squeals, “YES! YES! I WON, I WON!”

She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, “What did she roll?” The other answers, “I don’t know—I thought you were watching.”

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

people baffle me.

Maybe we need to teach people to pay attention? Remember when we got told to hold hands to cross the street? I just watched someone walk into a moving vehicle and then yell at the driver for not stoping her from walking into the side of it.

A- fucking -men

https://ibb.co/sdWvj1rx

 

[Wand3rlust]

How'd I miss that?

 

[Xerxes82]

How'd I miss that?

My big ol' booty was probably in the way. Sorry.

 

[ericalauren]

Is anyone doing any baking for the holidays? I like to bake brownies or cookies for when I go to my aunt and uncle’s house in Massachusetts. Nothing too fancy, though.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Who can I fucking curse out right now? I'm an agitated alt.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Wtf @cheekygirl75

You volunteering

 

[cheekygirl75]

Wtf @cheekygirl75

You volunteering

I thought @LordofDargaardkeep was your usual punching bag?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Who can I fucking curse out right now? I'm an agitated alt.

I thought @LordofDargaardkeep was your usual punching bag?

you all are going to give me a complex

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I thought @LordofDargaardkeep was your usual punching bag?

He's Lord Pussy now. Didn't you get the memo?









Sorry Farquaad. I know your a dude.

 

[LostHorizon]

BORED!

You don’t have to yell at us about it.

 

[MedicalMuse]

you all are going to give me a complex

Your skin is thicker than that, m’lord

 

[Xerxes82]

You don’t have to yell at us about it.

I dunno, I kind of like the idea of @cheekygirl75 screaming.

 

[cheekygirl75]

He's Lord Pussy now. Didn't you get the memo?









Sorry Farquaad. I know your a dude.

Wouldn’t he like being lord of pussy?