What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Xerxes82]

Why does my right sock always get twisted around? I can just be sitting there & somehow it’s crawling around my foot until the heel is on top

I hate to double post, but I have a wild theory on this.

It's the Force. When enough Litsters are thinking about getting you naked, their combined focus and effort is enough to move your clothes with only the power of their collective will.

Thankfully, it's only enough to affect your sock!

 

[beachbaby179]

It infuriates me that she has to have everything proven to her before she believes anything.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Why does my right sock always get twisted around? I can just be sitting there & somehow it’s crawling around my foot until the heel is on top

This is one reason why I hate socks.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I hate to double post, but I have a wild theory on this.

It's the Force. When enough Litsters are thinking about getting you naked, their combined focus and effort is enough to move your clothes with only the power of their collective will.

Thankfully, it's only enough to affect your sock!

Is that why my shorts kept slipping down over the summer when I wasn’t wearing socks?

 

[Xerxes82]

Is that why my shorts kept slipping down over the summer when I wasn’t wearing socks?

Almost certainly!

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Ooh, don't you dare threaten me with a good time.

*Points at you like Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame*
You like getting slapped, huh? Harlot!!

 

[Xerxes82]

*Points at you like Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame*
You like getting slapped, huh? Harlot!!

Hey! I resemble that remark!

 

[latecomer91364]

For some reason, the film Million Dollar Baby has been showing up in my thoughts. I will probably never watch it again - it's too heartbreaking.

It did deserve its Oscars: Best Picture, Best Director (Clint Eastwood), Best Actress (Hillary Swank), and Best Supporting Actor (Morgan Freeman).

*SPOILER!*

It wouldn't work within the context of that film. but I would have loved a scene where Frankie (Eastwood) tracked down Billie Osterman on a dark street - the dirty fighter who sucker punched Swank after the bell, causing her to fall and break her neck - and taunted Osterman, shot her, causing her to fall, reminding her of what she did and then standing over her and putting a final bullet in her brain, leaving her to die in the gutter where she belongs.

But that's just my opinion...

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Oh, you see how I feel now that the turns have tabled, dontcha?!?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Should I know who you are?

 

[Xerxes82]

Oh, you see how I feel now that the turns have tabled, dontcha?!?

I am very dizzy, a little confused, and somehow there's a table that wasn't there before.

But I'm ok if you cum on top!

Wait, wait. That should be I'm ok if you come out on top. Sorry, I blame the dizzy.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Oh, you see how I feel now that the turns have tabled, dontcha?!?

You been drinkin'?

 

[~Elizabeth~]

You need to learn to not be so open at times, little girl.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

You been drinkin'?

I may have dabbled in some adult libations

 

[Chillygirl]

I won the dinner war and we had pizza!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You need to learn to not be so open at times, little girl.

Let me guess... your inbox got some offers. Oddly, mine did not.

 

[Xerxes82]

TMI is always the danger. Got to recognize when to rein it in.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Let me guess... your inbox got some offers. Oddly, mine did not.

Thankfully, no!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

TMI is always the danger. Got to recognize when to rein it in.

So... I shouldn't mention sharts?

 

[Guffawlin]

So... I shouldn't mention sharts?

Always mentioned sharts, especially when they happen in jorts.
What I'm Thinkin

Ya know, at least the ferrets are cute.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Ew. (Surprisingly not about the above post.)

 

[Xerxes82]

So... I shouldn't mention sharts?

Seems like a good way to keep your inbox clear to me!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Seems like a good way to keep your inbox clear to me!

Mission accomplished!

 

[Chillygirl]

It’s only 715pm why am I so dang tired?!

 

[Xerxes82]

It’s only 715pm why am I so dang tired?!

Winter!

Gets me all the time.