What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

I said as close as you are likely to find. This being Lit, I challenge anyone to prove I'm not the most angelic among you pervs.

Y'all just drag the mean so far to the wicked that I can be both!
Me, a perv?!? How dare!

I'M as pure as the driven snow.... I'm just here to help you heathens repent so that when it comes time for your eternal slumber, you can go to the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky with 'No Ragrets'.
 
Me, a perv?!? How dare!

I'M as pure as the driven snow.... I'm just here to help you heathens repent so that when it comes time for your eternal slumber, you can go to the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky with 'No Ragrets'.

His noodly appendage graces me.

I see you are a woman of taste and class. I bow to your wisdom.

You're still a perv though. 🤪
 
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