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[Cat]

Isn't that a Smurf disease?

Hey!!! You do not dare to use my smurf-balaclava for your nefarious cheesy stuff!!

 

[orangecurious]

Hey!!! You do not dare to use my smurf-balaclava for your nefarious cheesy stuff!!

i keep getting web ads for weird balaclavas now!

none of them have smurf instructions

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Isn't that a Smurf disease?

You should totally Google it....

Actually, no. Please don't. I can't afford to pay for your therapy bill.

 

[metrifonate]

Hey!!! You do not dare to use my smurf-balaclava for your nefarious cheesy stuff!!

It will wipe clean

 

[Cat]

i keep getting web ads for weird balaclavas now!

none of them have smurf instructions

It is a secret signal.. like the Oddfellows.. I am most sure of it!

That is how they recognise eachother, the secret Smurfs.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

i keep getting web ads for weird balaclavas now!

none of them have smurf instructions

You can have my weird balaclava if you want?

edit. Bollocks. Technical malfunction. Please bear with us.

 

[barefootgirl69]

It is a secret signal.. like the Oddfellows.. I am most sure of it!

That is how they recognise eachother, the secret Smurfs.

I see a new movie in our future! Another Smurf adventure.

 

[Cat]

I see a new movie in our future! Another Smurf adventure.

Yes!!!!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Technical issue sorted, I think.

https://ibb.co/Jj8bp36g

 

[orangecurious]

*backs away slowly*

 

[Cat]

Technical issue sorted, I think.

That is a brilliant balaclava!

 

[metrifonate]

Smufs and the cheesy ball adventure

 

[orangecurious]

i am not sure i can back away any further

 

[Cat]

*backs away slowly*

It is for everyone.. the odd bank robber, chainsaw killer, kindergartner and people biking..

Tooooootally normal!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Smurfs and the grate cheesy ball adventure

fixed it. Lol

 

[Cat]

i am not sure i can back away any further

.... Awwww.....

 

[barefootgirl69]

It is for everyone.. the odd bank robber, chainsaw killer, kindergartner and people biking..

Tooooootally normal!

The fact you added that so nonchalantly scares me.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

That is a brilliant balaclava!

I think so too! I always look best in a full face covering.

 

[Cat]

The fact you added that so nonchalantly scares me.

Oops?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

It is for everyone.. the odd bank robber, chainsaw killer, kindergartner, Wonky and people biking..

Tooooootally normal!

Fixed that for you.

 

[Cat]

Fixed that for you.

I use them too!

Also when I am not biking.

 

[metrifonate]

I only use them when playing with semtex

 

[Cat]

I only use them when playing with semtex

.... You do not happen to know how to make the Smurf hat by any odd chance?

I am not saying that you are in the secret club, but..

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Evening. Is there a TLDR for today?

 

[orangecurious]

It is for everyone.. the odd bank robber, chainsaw killer, kindergartner and people biking..

Tooooootally normal!

no mention of smurf imposter or axe murderer