No Nut November

[MrPimms]

Oh. That kind of nut.

I’ve been out for several days.

 

[Artfan2]

Maybe if you blow yourself and swallow?

Yes. I think that you should get at least partial credit if you can do that.

 

[ShaneoD]

Maybe if you blow yourself and swallow?

Any other men gag when they read that?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yes. I think that you should get at least partial credit if you can do that.

I think if you can do that you’ve won at life!

Any other men gag when they read that?

You don’t really gag, it slides right down.

 

[ShaneoD]

You don’t really gag, it slides right down.

Ah jaysus

 

[Mrs_and_mr]

Still going. 14 days left

 

[AtramentousRex]

I think on some level I was hoping that if I stopped doing myself, I night find someone to help do me. It doesn't work that way, of course. I actually woke up masturbating in my sleep the other night. I stopped in time.

 

[Endless_Night]

I think on some level I was hoping that if I stopped doing myself, I night find someone to help do me.

Trust me when I say this does not work.

#experience

 

[Endless_Night]

Has anyone else noticed how @deefalttwunnyfor starts this thread every year and promptly abandons all?

I feel like there may be some deeper meaning at work.

Maybe?

Maybe not?

Maybe?

* * *

Still winning!

 

[ericalauren]

This thread made me realize that I haven’t masturbated in maybe three months. I was in the mood to masturbate a few weeks ago, but I let it pass without acting on it. I’ve been too busy with the baby bird, anyway.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You don’t really gag, it slides right down.

Practice makes perfect

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Has anyone else noticed how @deefalttwunnyfor starts this thread every year and promptly abandons all?

I feel like there may be some deeper meaning at work.

Maybe?

Maybe not?

Maybe?

* * *

Still winning!

I mean... when I'm out, I'm out

 

[hotwords229_A]

Practice makes perfect

"To be a chef is to be a master of balance, flavor, and technique."

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I totally forgot about this and accidentally rubbed one out last night

 

[MindYaBitness]

I totally forgot about this and accidentally rubbed one out last night

I completely understand, I tripped and fell on my vibrater last night, too

 

[AtramentousRex]

Trust me when I say this does not work.

#experience

I actually offered to break the streak with a friend from Lit the other night and she was like "Nah champ, you got this, its mostly over!" So yes. I understand that this challenge is a solitary pursuit.

 

[TomTeacher19]

I am excited when this is over and I don't have to pause half a second to consider lying about having ever tried to do this

 

[latecomer91364]

Do peanuts count? They're actually a legume.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Gotta get that daily nut will all these pancake titties.

 

[Abeona1]

Congratulations to all of you who have suck seeded so far.
Well done, even if you tried.
Perhaps your be more sympathetic towards women. Became what you have just gone through is like a woman waiting for a man to find her clit. THEN work out how to use it.

 

[Lmizzler]

Congratulations to all of you who have suck seeded so far.
Well done, even if you tried.
Perhaps your be more sympathetic towards women. Became what you have just gone through is like a woman waiting for a man to find her clit. THEN work out how to use it.

Most women I know aren’t willing to wait for a guy to figure it out. They just “take matters into their own hands.”

 

[Abeona1]

Most women I know aren’t willing to wait for a guy to figure it out. They just “take matters into their own hands.”

It's not they aren't willing, it's men don't take instructions

 

[Abeona1]

Most women I know aren’t willing to wait for a guy to figure it out. They just “take matters into their own hands.”

And you are good with that are you?

 

[Lmizzler]

And you are good with that are you?

While it is definitely incredibly hot to watch a woman play with herself, I’d much rather be the one getting my hands dirty.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Women have better sex with other women