The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: brushes with Death

[iwatchus]

Not unless it's accurate tentacle porn that takes in account the actual use of tentacles and their little intricacies. And the porn understands that nautilidae tentacles have an additional portion that extends from the sheath and that protrusion is ridged. They have over 90 of them.

I do have a picture of a baby cuttlefish as the lock screen on my phone.

 

[cw5523729]

I can't believe this thread just bypassed this:

I know, instead we are focused on the poundcake thing. Priorities.

Dang, and the more I mention poundcake, the more I wish I had poundcake waiting for me at home.

Maybe I can dress sexy, visit a bar, and hope that a girl with poundcake flirts with me.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

And remember: after death, Sithrak awaits!

IF your lucky. (What KIND of luck I won't speculate...)

 

[MillieDynamite]

Cuttelfish don't look very cuddly.

I do have a picture of a baby cuttlefish as the lock screen on my phone.

View attachment 2578328

 

[UsuallyPresent]

View attachment 2578290

How about a sexy cat photo?

Uncanny Valley much? *SHUDDER*

 

[iwatchus]

Cuttelfish don't look very cuddly.

But they are so cute. And cuttlefish are awesome.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Yeah, and I can see them being giant fish and grabbing @EmilyMiller, @PennyThompson, or @onehitwanda and doing all kinds of nasty things to them. That sort of freaks me out that I imagine that.

But they are so cute. And cuttlefish are awesome.

 

[iwatchus]

Yeah, and I can see them being giant fish and grabbing @EmilyMiller, @PennyThompson, or @onehitwanda and doing all kinds of nasty things to them. That sort of freaks me out that I imagine that.

And don't forget @NuclearFairy

 

[Erozetta]

Back on the car front (or underside in this case):

The diagnosis from my mechanic is bad caliper being replaced for free because the part was faulty and a rusted brake line. He's going to replace both brake lines (because I asked him to) to avoid the same thing happening in a few weeks because it's rusted out in almost exactly the same way.

 

[PennyThompson]

Yeah, and I can see them being giant fish and grabbing @EmilyMiller, @PennyThompson, or @onehitwanda and doing all kinds of nasty things to them. That sort of freaks me out that I imagine that.

Go on...

 

[Erozetta]

I do have a picture of a baby cuttlefish as the lock screen on my phone.

They are a favorite of mine when I visit the aquarium. And the penguins. I have video somewhere of the little blues making car revving noises like in a racing game. I'm convinced a caretaker at night has been playing racing games around them.

 

[iwatchus]

They are a favorite of mine when I visit the aquarium. And the penguins. I have video somewhere of the little blues making car revving noises like in a racing game. I'm convinced a caretaker at night has been playing racing games around them.

I personally like the rock hoppers. Decades ago when we lived in metro Boston, we belonged to the Aquarium there. We would stop by just to watch the penguins on a regular basis when we were in the area.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Cuttelfish don't look very cuddly.

They're a strange contradiction of cute and terrifying...

 

[onehitwanda]

Go on...

 

[StillStunned]

The diagnosis from my mechanic is bad caliper being replaced for free because the part was faulty and a rusted brake line. He's going to replace both brake lines (because I asked him to) to avoid the same thing happening in a few weeks because it's rusted out in almost exactly the same way.

"Calliper" always sounds like it should be a fantasy creature. Something along the lines of, "We always stick to the lower slopes of the valley. There are callipers up there that like to swoop down and attack. But there are always young men who are tempted to climb up and look at their boobs."

 

[onehitwanda]

Sigh, another rearrangement of my wall of shamekink

 

[Erozetta]

I personally like the rock hoppers. Decades ago when we lived in metro Boston, we belonged to the Aquarium there. We would stop by just to watch the penguins on a regular basis when we were in the area.

The rock hoppers are also awesome.

If I find my video, you will see a very familiar location then.

 

[Erozetta]

"Calliper" always sounds like it should be a fantasy creature. Something along the lines of, "We always stick to the lower slopes of the valley. There are callipers up there that like to swoop down and attack. But there are always young men who are tempted to climb up and look at their boobs."

Sounds Greek in origin.

 

[iwatchus]

We lived in another city while our son was young. I got to escort him into enclosure with the penguins at that zoo. We couldn't touch them but we were only a few feet away. But they stunk.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Yeah, and I can see them being giant fish and grabbing @EmilyMiller, @PennyThompson, or @onehitwanda and doing all kinds of nasty things to them. That sort of freaks me out that I imagine that.

Cuttlefish are super intelligent and kinda adorable

 

[Erozetta]

We lived in another city while our son was young. I got to escort him into enclosure with the penguins at that zoo. We couldn't touch them but we were only a few feet away. But they stunk.

My experience with zoos and aquariums would say Cleveland would be on par with this. The penguins there were pretty damn close and they smelled of fish and dirty aquarium water.

The Cleveland zoo also had this big central tube-like thing with sharks in it. I think it was totally inhumane, but I loved to look in it. I used to have this fear of the front curved wall disappearing as I looked in on the sharks and falling into the water. It made me dizzy to look in but I loved doing it.

 

[MillieDynamite]

I'd really rather not!

Go on...

If you say so... I hope never to meet one up close and personal.

They're a strange contradiction of cute and terrifying...

Again, if you say so!

Cuttlefish are super intelligent and kinda adorable

 

[MillieDynamite]

My experience with zoos and aquariums would say Cleveland would be on par with this. The penguins there were pretty damn close and they smelled of fish and dirty aquarium water.

The Cleveland zoo also had this big central tube-like thing with sharks in it. I think it was totally inhumane, but I loved to look in it. I used to have this fear of the front curved wall disappearing as I looked in on the sharks and falling into the water. It made me dizzy to look in but I loved doing it.

 

[Erozetta]

I'd really rather not!

If you say so... I hope never to meet one up close and personal.

Again, if you say so!

The biggest ones are about 20 inches at the longest points.

As far as sea creatures go, they are tiny.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The biggest ones are about 20 inches at the longest points.

As far as sea creatures go, they are tiny.

And then you run into things like the Blue Ringed Octopus, all of 8" long and deadly venomous....

Big or small don't mean they're cuddle-able