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[cw5523729]

It wasn't so long ago that it was the male forum members who were accused of flirting with the women.

Flirting is so 2024. It's all unsolicited dick pics these days, grandpa.

 

[onehitwanda]

Get a Subaru Outback, you two!

There's space for a third, @PennyThompson - want a quick menage?

 

[StillStunned]

Flirting is so 2024. It's all unsolicited dick pics these days, grandpa.

Well, that's a good way to separate the men from the boys. Or the girls.

 

[iwatchus]

We should tensor the restraints and gauge the state diagram of my manifold.

Can I join your group? Maybe associate? Even if my identity might be your inverse. I’ll commute.

 

[PennyThompson]

There's space for a third, @PennyThompson - want a quick menage?

I've slept three in the back of a Subaru Ascent, but it was only sleeping

 

[onehitwanda]

I've slept three in the back of a Subaru Ascent, but it was only sleeping

So what I hear you saying is yes?

 

[PennyThompson]

Honestly yes, but I think Emily would find me very boring

 

[onehitwanda]

Honestly yes, but I think Emily would find me very boring

Just remember that the safe word is Onomatopoeia.

 

[PennyThompson]

Just remember that the safe word is Onomatopoeia.

I mean, there's only so much windup and leverage you can achieve in the back of a Subaru, right?

 

[StillStunned]

Just remember that the safe word is Onomatopoeia.

The italics are particularly important. If you don't pronounce them right, the word becomes meaningless.

 

[onehitwanda]

The italics are particularly important. If you don't pronounce them right, the word becomes meaningless.

Stop sharing the secrets of Onomatopoeia club!

 

[PennyThompson]

The italics are particularly important. If you don't pronounce them right, the word becomes meaningless.

Whimpering with every sharp strike of the terrifying little blonde woman's palm, I desperately try to figure out how to speak in italics. Is it pitch? Intonation? Tempo? Do my eyes need to be open??

 

[StillStunned]

Stop sharing the secrets of Onomatopoeia club!

Onomatopoeia club lets you say anything you want, as long as it sounds right.

Whimpering with every sharp strike of the terrifying little blonde woman's palm, I desperately try to figure out how to speak in italics. Is it pitch? Intonation? Tempo? Do my eyes need to be open??

Mostly it's with a French accent.

Edit: and now try saying "onomatopoeia" with a French accent!

 

[EmilyMiller]

It wasn't so long ago that it was the male forum members who were accused of flirting with the women.

@onehitwanda and I have been doing this for years.

 

[StillStunned]

@onehitwanda and I have been doing this for years.

I know. UST, or UPS, or UTI, or whatever the abbreviation in.

 

[PennyThompson]

UTI

This is why lesbians love The Cranberries
*runs away*

 

[Lector77]

Mostly it's with a French accent.

Se non è vero, è molto ben trovato. That's French, or Algerian or…
onomatopée. If you say that with an authentic Brazilian Portuguese accent, in the back seat of a Subaru Forester, while engaging in certain adult pastimes, it may create a rift in the intergalatic colosity.

 

[YmaOHyd]

This is why lesbians love The Cranberries
*runs away*

 

[JuanSeiszFitzHall]

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I mean, there's only so much windup and leverage you can achieve in the back of a Subaru, right?

So, in keeping with Springsteen's Pink Cadillac, your love is bigger than a Subaru?

 

[Z_TheWriter]

This forum is both nothing like, and exactly like, what I expected from a gathering of erotica writers.
I think I like it here.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Honestly yes, but I think Emily would find me very boring

Only one way to find out

 

[EmilyMiller]

@PennyThompson - is that your O face?

 

[StillStunned]

This forum is both nothing like, and exactly like, what I expected from a gathering of erotica writers.
I think I like it here.

This is why we're not allowed to have meet-ups in person.

 

[PennyThompson]

@PennyThompson - is that your O face?

EM I AM AT WORK RIGHT NOW

 

[Actingup]

Honestly yes, but I think Emily would find me very boring

After reading Nix, I believe that Emily probably has the skills and surgical equipment at hand to change you into not boring before the end of the night.