~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

He greets everyone he meets with a knock knock joke with no punchline. Just stands there staring awkwardly in silence while the other person waits for it.
 
Constantly talks about his friend Stan that has experienced the absolute craziest things you could ever imagine. Turns out Stan is actually just a Beanie Baby. The turkey one. And his tag is pristine, so he clearly hasn't been through what the stories say...
 
She likes to go to the car wash in a convertible so she can wash her hair at the same time.
 
Submitted a story to Penthouse Letters. It wasn't based on real life events, just a fantasy she concocted between Barbie and all of the original Power Rangers. Because apparently art is now being censored, they never published it!!!
 
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