"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[MrPimms]

If I behaved like every other hornball on here: lots of ‘hey baby, I’m horny’ and ‘I am Dom’ messages.

 

[Tallulah82]

If I behaved like every other hornball on here: lots of ‘hey baby, I’m horny’ and ‘I am Dom’ messages.

I'm so wet for you right now.

 

[MrPimms]

I'm so wet for you right now.

Boom goes the inbox.

Mine. See. I said it would work. I should break out the black shirt, leather waist coat.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Boom goes the inbox.

Mine. See. I said it would work. I should break out the black shirt, leather waist coat.

Don’t forget the fedora

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If I behaved like every other hornball on here: lots of ‘hey baby, I’m horny’ and ‘I am Dom’ messages.

You think that works? Interesting.

Anyway. I couldn’t handle more than I got even if I wanted too. I’m old dammit. And very satisfied

 

[Tallulah82]

You think that works? Interesting.

Anyway. I couldn’t handle more than I got even if I wanted too. I’m old dammit. And very satisfied

It worked on me and I'm more than he can handle, so all is good with the Lit world.

 

[Abeona1]

If only I was in the panto
Dick Whittington.
Dick and pussy in one.

 

[LostHorizon]

I don’t come for dick or pussy so I don’t care about that.

I come here for healthy recipes and lucrative stock tips.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I don’t come for dick or pussy so I don’t care about that.

I come here for healthy recipes and lucrative stock tips.

Find a time machine, go back to the 80s and buy Apple stock. Lots of it.

 

[LostHorizon]

Find a time machine, go back to the 80s and buy Apple stock. Lots of it.

Thanks…

This place is all fantasy after all. That tip is perfect.

 

[Him15]

If I behaved like every other hornball on here: lots of ‘hey baby, I’m horny’ and ‘I am Dom’ messages.

You forgot sending the dick pics, always got to drop a good dick Pic out of the blue

 

[MrPimms]

You forgot sending the dick pics, always got to drop a good dick Pic out of the blue

They have to be blue?! Better get the vice grip out.

 

[Sixfoot4again]

Find a time machine, go back to the 80s and buy Apple stock. Lots of it.

And Bitcoin

 

[Him15]

They have to be blue?! Better get the vice grip out.

Blue is the most important part

 

[MrPimms]

Blue is the most important part

Are we talking navy blue, lapis?

 

[Him15]

Are we talking navy blue, lapis?

Prussian

 

[MrPimms]

Prussian

I’ve heard things about them. Very blue.

 

[Worzel550]

Tell me what's holding you back from getting more Lit tail than you'd like.

Are you always putting your foot in your mouth? Scaring the Lit ladies away with your knife collection? Confessing your love after two PMs? Is your cock too damn intimidating? C'mon tell me.

If I exposed my erection

 

[Polranny25]

If only I was in the panto
Dick Whittington.
Dick and pussy in one.

Also Puss in Boots

 

[Ratchetman1982]

If I shared my erotic Halo fanfiction

 

[SimplyMsT]

If I were prettier and skinner

 

[Taegul]

If I showed the helicopter dick. All chicks are hypnotized by the helicopter.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

If I behaved like every other hornball on here: lots of ‘hey baby, I’m horny’ and ‘I am Dom’ messages.