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[tugger1987]

Swiftly put glasses on.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Presbyopia is why you need to exert the effort. A delight to come for the youngsters on this thread.

I used to go to the Presbyopian Church.

They had good food in their Presbyteria.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Swiftly put glasses on.

Shot glasses?

 

[kreemi_pi]

Spillchucker or dyslexia?

Don't make fun if my lexdyxia.

 

[tugger1987]

Presbyopia is why you need to exert the effort. A delight to come for the youngsters on this thread.

something to look forward to

 

[tugger1987]

Shot glasses?

it might aswell have been, i had a shocker there

 

[ShaneoD]

Shot glasses?

I'll admit as a male pervert I had a phase of getting horny every time I saw an attractive lady wearing glasses, I'm guessing that might not be the same for ladies

 

[kreemi_pi]

The john said, why are you blowing me? I asked for regular sex.

The hooker said, I have lyxdixia.

 

[kreemi_pi]

I'll admit as a male pervert I had a phase of getting horny every time I saw an attractive lady wearing glasses, I'm guessing that might not be the same for ladies

I dunno, the Clark Kent thing works.

 

[ShaneoD]

I dunno, the Clark Kent thing works.

I'm guessing you'd remove his glasses before cumming on his face though, men might not be quite so considerate

 

[kreemi_pi]

Well there was a time where the thread was haunted so I don’t really know if I’m real or not now

He's not real. I know, I've seen him.

 

[tugger1987]

He's not real. I know, I've seen him.

hahaha im so confused (its easy done)

 

[kreemi_pi]

I'm guessing you'd remove his glasses before cumming on his face though, men might not be quite so considerate

Never cum on Clark Kent's glasses. That's his kryptonite.

 

[ShaneoD]

Never cum on Clark Kent's glasses. That's his kryptonite.

I shall avoid it at all costs lol, I remember a girl I worked with getting them at an unmentionable age and me being three years younger than that and still being a walking erection, it's programmed into you from a young age

 

[tugger1987]

I think im more real than clark kent but i have accidently cum on my glasses haha

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I think im more real than clark kent but i have accidently cum on my glasses haha

I’m suddenly dying to know how the Hell that happened.

 

[tugger1987]

I’m suddenly dying to know how the Hell that happened.

No real exciting story, I missed her face and hit the bed side table, most notably my glasses

 

[pinkparkhorse]

No real exciting story, I missed her face and hit the bed side table, most notably my glasses

Ah that makes sense. I was thinking you were wearing them and somehow came on them.

 

[peekingone]

Never cum on Clark Kent's glasses. That's his kryptonite.

You are wonderful

 

[tugger1987]

Ah that makes sense. I was thinking you were wearing them and somehow came on them.

That would be seriously impressive, im sure it must have happened

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Did someone type something? My glasses are covered in something sticky.

 

[kreemi_pi]

You are wonderful

 

[kreemi_pi]

Ah that makes sense. I was thinking you were wearing them and somehow came on them.

Hi gorgeous

 

[kreemi_pi]

No real exciting story, I missed her face and hit the bed side table, most notably my glasses

That's a different kind of One Nightstand

 

[pinkparkhorse]

That would be seriously impressive, im sure it must have happened

I heard Einstein didn’t have much of a sex drive and never got around to testing the physics of this.