EmilyMiller
Perv of the Impverse
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She’s obsessed with her own thighs - not the first time she’s written about them.Wood was shocking and hysterical. I loved it.
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She’s obsessed with her own thighs - not the first time she’s written about them.Wood was shocking and hysterical. I loved it.
In her defense, they are very nice.She’s obsessed with her own thighs - not the first time she’s written about them.
I didn’t think Wood was primarily about her anatomy…She’s obsessed with her own thighs - not the first time she’s written about them.
Hey y'all!Merry Fucking Halloween, contestants. All the ghosts, goblins, vampires, werewolves, mummies, and serial killers say hey, y'all!
There's no question in my case. I'm the rock-eating giant from Neverending Story 2.Hey y'all!
Now we play the game of guessing what trope/monster we all are
It is a great story. I remember commenting on it. Anyone who enjoys a good vampire tale should check it out.

Thank you - the comments have been lovely, which is reward enough for me![]()
It’s the end of days. Let’s just hope that the four horsemen are really furries.I have had wonderful comments on mine, and yet, it is one of my lowest rated stories. The last three votes have all been one bombs.
Wouldn't it be a hoot if the Four Horsemen rode, only to be captured by a random Pokemon hunter?It’s the end of days. Let’s just hope that the four horsemen are really furries.
I've just been reading an old game guide that starts every chapter with an instruction to 'grind, grind, grind'. By which they don't mean unusual and inventive acts with monsters whilst keeping a sword handy, but rather the dull and boring process of building skills and experience until the character doesn't get slaughtered at every encounter with the game equivalent of a garden gnome. I'm afraid that that's what it can feel like with the contests here! Lots of hard work for ambiguous rewards. But then, you get something that clicks with the audience, and it's all a lot more worthwhile. Hang in there!With only 12 votes, I am beginning to worry that I might not qualify for winning.Well, and of course the score is only 4.5 stars.
Okay, I have been meaning to ask - how do you guys get those stats?View attachment 2574162
No sweeps yet. A snapshot of a comparison between today's stats and yesterday's for a couple of stories (the second one is my most recent). The drop in 'Reading Lists' count is presumably people moving it off their 'Read Later' list.
Again, this is mainly for newbies - if there are sweeps happening, you tend to see votes being lost from your most recent stories, particularly if they've been posted in a feisty category.
(Edit - incidentally, this is also a good way to track the ripple effect of new stories. My latest is in Loving Wives, and I can see that my other Loving Wives stories are getting more attention than usual as a result, including being added to Reading Lists and getting more comments. My other stories have received a smaller uplift in attention, but there are a couple of new fans working their way through them and leaving comments, which is nice).
On the plus side, 1-bombs don't really mean anything, you can safely substract them. In your case the story is solid enough that logically they have to be fraudulent. At least my (tender-young) contest experience is that sweeps usually eliminate them all, and there is still time.I have had wonderful comments on mine, and yet, it is one of my lowest rated stories. The last three votes have all been one bombs.
Thank you. I suppose I am a little underwhelmed with the response compared with my two previous stories, which were both also contest entries.I've just been reading an old game guide that starts every chapter with an instruction to 'grind, grind, grind'. By which they don't mean unusual and inventive acts with monsters whilst keeping a sword handy, but rather the dull and boring process of building skills and experience until the character doesn't get slaughtered at every encounter with the game equivalent of a garden gnome. I'm afraid that that's what it can feel like with the contests here! Lots of hard work for ambiguous rewards. But then, you get something that clicks with the audience, and it's all a lot more worthwhile. Hang in there!
Industrial grade OCD.Okay, I have been meaning to ask - how do you guys get those stats?
So the contest stats someone cited earlier (lowest third of contestants in views, etc) were also done manually?Industrial grade OCD.
(Which is to say, refreshing the stories' page way too often).
You can find stories by tags and sort the results by views, so I imagine it’s exactly such a search for the “halloween 2025” tag.So the contest stats someone cited earlier (lowest third of contestants in views, etc) were also done manually?