The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Lilianna23]

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[Lilianna23]

I dont remember eriting this

Shower tooken gonna crawl in to bed and sleep the sleep of the sleepy and slightly buzzed

Have a good sleep, sweetie!

 

[Lilianna23]

I wrote a parody song about Zofran song to the tune of Cocaine.
Sometimes even a 1/4 of the zofran Melts can help.

We need the song!

 

[Lilianna23]

If we get to meet up sometime, maybe I can bring you an emergency distress flare.
They're pretty awesome!

I wonder what it would look like set off my boat?

Actually, I wouldn't do that. The gas tank is on the aft end...

 

[Lilianna23]

Wow! Girls can be mean, huh!?

Oh, you have NO idea!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'm now the proud owner of two, count 'em TWO, step stools! One for upstairs and a heavier duty one for downstairs!

I figured they did. I now have pretty blue Lowe's buckets!

Good. You're a wondemous student, or is that st000dent?


THey were selling a pink bucket a few weeks ago. I guess it was for breast cancer awareness month. I bought one for my office, so I'll be tookening it with me when I move to the next place.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

But the back scratchers are handy when you're all comfy and don't want to get up!

There is one on the pooter table at home. It's next to TDK's comb.

 

[Boat1]

Even the "safer" column is fairly dangerous!

I noticed that too!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Around here we have fireworks for:
The 4th
NYE
Weddings
Birthdays
Just because we have them
Every single Hawk's TD or FG
Hawk's wins

And, now that the Mariners are in the playoffs, all RBIs and game wins.

My little girl is NOT a happy camper!

There is shooting Out West sometimes. Beau Puppy isn't a fan and he runs to Mommy to protect him. Daisy Poodle minds but she loves me and trusts me and she'll come over to see what's going on, panting and wagging her nervous tail all the while. She's happy when I'm done. I speak to her a lot while it's all going on. Pretty sure that she's the hunting dog and he's the couch poodle.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You're home now to check on her. How is she, really?

Her old ass is defiant and manipulative. She's gonna get steamrolled.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Even the "safer" column is fairly dangerous!

Can I refill your wine, ma'am???

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Your fan club will miss you!

Yeah, it seems that they will. I have tried to do a good job to make this process suck as little as necessary for them.

 

[Boat1]

I wonder what it would look like set off my boat?

Actually, I wouldn't do that. The gas tank is on the aft end...

USCG gets really pissy about setting them off, when not in distress.
If you set them off on land, be prepared to go extinguish the fire when it reaches the ground.
My Goddess tells a funny story to back up my last statement!

 

[Boat1]

I always use real extracts! Not going to have any imitation anything in my baking! Right now, I'm using Nielsen-Massey Madagascar Bourbon vanilla. It's yum!

Thanks! I'll be ordering some!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Up. Coffee. I know, what a shock. It's pack-'em-up day and back up the road after work. Friday's double drive won't be fun, but it'll be fun enough. TDK will be a surprised kitteh.

 

[Boat1]

Up. Coffee. I know, what a shock. It's pack-'em-up day and back up the road after work. Friday's double drive won't be fun, but it'll be fun enough. TDK will be a surprised kitteh.

Safe travels!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Safe travels!

Thank you. Tomorrow is taking Dr. Tyler to the bone doctor day. Mere words fail to describe adequately the thrill I feel in being afforded said you-neek opportunity. She got on my nerves yesterday with an utter failure to follow simple instructions. I could be sympathetic with her if she were in some declining mental state, but she's been like this all her fucking life, at least the bit I've shared with her.


I should start a diary, I s'pose, to tell this tale . . . or a dairy . . . .

 

[Missk_2022]

That sounds like golighty.

Which is a terrible misnomer of a name

 

[Missk_2022]

I am awake.... stupid time to be awake

 

[Boat1]

Thank you. Tomorrow is taking Dr. Tyler to the bone doctor day. Mere words fail to describe adequately the thrill I feel in being afforded said you-neek opportunity. She got on my nerves yesterday with an utter failure to follow simple instructions. I could be sympathetic with her if she were in some declining mental state, but she's been like this all her fucking life, at least the bit I've shared with her.


I should start a diary, I s'pose, to tell this tale . . . or a dairy . . . .

It's a beautiful thing when life affords us the opportunity to be there for them and I'm glad you are able to be!
Not only should you consider a diary, but maybe you can get some audio recordings of her telling stories, family history, etc... there's also this...

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1404113339?psc=1&ref=ppx_pop_mob_b_asin_title

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning denizens of the diner. Lots of cool, rainy mist and cloudy days starting today until Friday. It’s good day to sleep in if you can. And sip on your coffee or tea leisurely if you can.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I am awake.... stupid time to be awake

Lately it’s my normal time. I am trying to make it later!

 

[Boat1]

Good morning denizens of the diner. Lots of cool, rainy mist and cloudy days starting today until Friday. It’s good day to sleep in if you can. And sip on your coffee or tea leisurely if you can.

Good morning B2. I agree with that!
It started raining offshore too and a nap sounds good too, but I think I'll write a love note for my Goddess to wake up to.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning B2. I agree with that!
It started raining offshore too and a nap sounds good too, but I think I'll write a love note for my Goddess to wake up to.

Treasure her and I believe you do. Life is too damn short not to spend as much time as we can with our loved one.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]