So Trump had a minor stroke right around Labor Day....

[RobDownSouth]

I thought this Instagram short was interesting.
Trump's sudden "disappearance" around Labor Day, together with a "routine physical" at Walter Reed hospital, followed by another "routine physical" a mere six weeks later, and the resulting word salad from his White House physician on Friday, is interpreted by a physical therapist who deals with stroke victim rehabilitation.

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"Complete MRI" and "stable bloodwork" are the key "tells". Also explains Trump's droopy mouth on one side (which I honestly thought was the benign onset of Bell's Palsy)

And let's not forget those enormously swollen ankles.

Looks like a walking heart attack waiting to happen.

I wonder if Rightguide will clutch his pearls as tightly as he did when President Joe Biden's health was revealed.

 

[Saint_Ann]

That clot buster stuff is the shit, but you can't be bleeding anywhere.

 

[wallstreetguy]

I know a woman with severe mental illness. It is very sad. I sometimes visit her because she was very kind to me in my youth.
She makes up fantasies where she tries to will something to be. Like she looks at an item and says that her grandpa gave it to her even though it is a year old and her grandpa died 30 years ago. She wants it to be.
Lefties have this same mental illness. It is sad but kind of funny, just like her.

 

[Bn2f]

I know a woman with severe mental illness. It is very sad. I sometimes visit her because she was very kind to me in my youth.
She makes up fantasies where she tries to will something to be. Like she looks at an item and says that her grandpa gave it to her even though it is a year old and her grandpa died 30 years ago. She wants it to be.
Lefties have this same mental illness. It is sad but kind of funny, just like her.

To recap: You know pilots. You know black peoples. You know trans and jihadists and Antifa.You know EVERYBODY!

 

[wallstreetguy]

To recap: You know pilots. You know black peoples. You know trans and jihadists and Antifa.You know EVERYBODY!

Nice reading skills.
To recap: I know a guy who trained pilots. I know many black people since I grew up in a ghetto and still know many in business. I do not know any trans or jihadists or antifa personally. They are all despicable.
I also know you are an asshole.

 

[Bn2f]

Correction. You know that your ass has been thoroughly kicked from thread to thread. Buh-bye now. I could do this all night. Pussy.

 

[LeahWill]

I know a woman with severe mental illness. It is very sad. I sometimes visit her because she was very kind to me in my youth.
She makes up fantasies where she tries to will something to be. Like she looks at an item and says that her grandpa gave it to her even though it is a year old and her grandpa died 30 years ago. She wants it to be.
Lefties have this same mental illness. It is sad but kind of funny, just like her.

"I know a woman with severe mental illness. It is very sad. I sometimes visit her because she was very kind to me in my youth."

That is without doubt one of the best openings to a post anyone has ever made up. CONGRATULATIONS.



If only it was intended to be funny, you would be a comedy genius.

 

[wallstreetguy]

"I know a woman with severe mental illness. It is very sad. I sometimes visit her because she was very kind to me in my youth."

That is without doubt one of the best openings to a post anyone has ever made up. CONGRATULATIONS.



If only it was intended to be funny, you would be a comedy genius.

You're the type to abandon your friends and family. Ypu want the government to care for them or euthanize them. Typical of your ilk.

 

[LilKitKat]

And you thought the country freaked out when Kirk was shot. Half this country will mourn forever when Trump dies.
The rest of world will be like

 

[LeahWill]

Correction. You know that your ass has been thoroughly kicked from thread to thread. Buh-bye now. I could do this all night. Pussy.

"I know a woman with severe mental illness. It is very sad. I sometimes visit her because she was very kind to me in my youth."

Please, do not scare him off.
If he can maintain this standatd of content it is going to be hilarious!

 

[LeahWill]

You're the type to abandon your friends and family. Ypu want the government to care for them or euthanize them. Typical of your ilk.

Top tip.
You are a lot funnier when you are being kind about people.

 

[wallstreetguy]

"I know a woman with severe mental illness. It is very sad. I sometimes visit her because she was very kind to me in my youth."

Please, do not scare him off.
If he can maintain this standatd of content it is going to be hilarious!

I can see you as the woman who laughs in the breakroom when you turn off a ventilator. Indian in London, so you're probably NHS type who celebrates stuff like that.
Jesus, you people are beneath contempt.

 

[LeahWill]

Nice reading skills.
To recap: I know a guy who trained pilots. I know many black people since I grew up in a ghetto and still know many in business. I do not know any trans or jihadists or antifa personally. They are all despicable.
I also know you are an asshole.

"I know many black people since I grew up in a ghetto"

Just....EPIC...

 

[LeahWill]

I can see you as the woman who laughs in the breakroom when you turn off a ventilator. Indian in London, so you're probably NHS type who celebrates stuff like that.
Jesus, you people are beneath contempt.

"Jesus, you people are beneath contempt."

Oh please try !!!
Don't give up.
Tell me about more people you know.

 

[wallstreetguy]

"Jesus, you people are beneath contempt."

Oh please try !!!
Tell me about more people you know.

Well, I can tell you Indian women on this site really like race play with white men. They hate their husbands. They like calling me Daddy even when I tell them not to. Their families infantilize them and treat them terribly if they are single and live at home. If they are telling the truth, there is also a shocking amount of abuse within families.
Want to hear more about Indian women I have met on Lit and for real? I have stories to tell.

 

[Lazaran]

"Jesus, you people are beneath contempt."

Oh please try !!!
Don't give up.
Tell me about more people you know.

Now imagine that chode’s story being told in DonOld’s voice…

Maybe someone on the board could make an AI version with DonOld mouthing those exact words???

 

[LeahWill]

Well, I can tell you Indian women on this site really like race play with white men. They hate their husbands. They like calling me Daddy even when I tell them not to. Their families infantilize them and treat them terribly if they are single and live at home. If they are telling the truth, there is also a shocking amount of abuse within families.
Want to hear more about Indian women I have met on Lit and for real? I have stories to tell.

"They like calling me Daddy even when I tell them not to. "
So there are quite a lot of people who consider what you say to be completely irrelevant then. Not a huge surprise.

Sleaze is not your genre.
Stick to comedy.

 

[wallstreetguy]

Sleaze is not your genre.
Stick to comedy.

Ok, here's a good one. My bank brought in a bunch of Indian programmers and we had to put in a badge system for the ladies room because they were shitting on the floor. It was disgusting. We had to put up signs that we would track the shit girls by when they badged in.
Want to hear about the women who had to be told not to send sext messages to (white) men in the office? That was funny.

 

[LeahWill]

Ok, here's a good one. My bank brought in a bunch of Indian programmers and we had to put in a badge system for the ladies room because they were shitting on the floor. It was disgusting. We had to put up signs that we would track the shit girls by when they badged in.
Want to hear about the women who had to be told not to send sext messages to (white) men in the office? That was funny.

Well at least we now know there are limits to your imagination.

Sorry everyone!!
My fault.

 

[wallstreetguy]

Well at least we now know there are limits to your imagination.

Sorry everyone!!
My fault.

Imagination. Good comeback.

 

[dmallord]

I know a woman with severe mental illness. It is very sad. I sometimes visit her because she was very kind to me in my youth.
She makes up fantasies where she tries to will something to be. Like she looks at an item and says that her grandpa gave it to her even though it is a year old and her grandpa died 30 years ago. She wants it to be.
Lefties have this same mental illness. It is sad but kind of funny, just like her.

I know a president the same way. It's very sad, too.

He makes up things as he rambles at the podium on national television; everyone watches and see it, but are reluctant to speak up about it. One of the more obvious made-up stories is about his Uncle John teaching the Unabomber in his classes. He tells the story with relish and fondness, as though it actually happened. He remembers the words to the conversation and cites them verbatim, too.

The sad but funny thing is, his Uncle John died ten years before the Unabomber's identity was revealed. His uncle never taught the bomber; he didn't go to MIT. So Ted Kazenski wasn't a student of Uncle John. The president wants that story to be so real that it feels like it is to him. He has that mental illness that affects a lot of Righties; they call it confabulation. This is distinct from regular lying because the person telling the false story genuinely believes it is true. Stories like Democrats stole an election from Trump or like the J6 coup was an inside job by the FBI. It's different from the other 30,000 lies he has told that were not confabulations.

Yeah, we all know someone like that. Sad that the one we all know is real and sitting in the White House at present.

 

[dmallord]

Well at least we now know there are limits to your imagination.

Sorry everyone!!
My fault.

As Dirty Harry would say, "BoUnDaRies, lady! A woman has goT To kNoW heR liMits!"

You should know not to poke a bear with a stick nor a beehive. Lesson learned.

 

[LeahWill]

As Dirty Harry would say, "BoUnDaRies, lady! A woman has goT To kNoW heR liMits!"

You should know not to poke a bear with a stick nor a beehive. Lesson learned.

I am sure Dirty Harry knows where he can file that opinion.

And yup. Lesson learnt.
Use a much bigger stick next time.
Onwards and upwards.

 

[LeahWill]

Imagination. Good comeback.

Well it was the obvious one.

Come on, imagination is not your strong suit is it?

I mean according to you, because I am an Asian living in London, I must be a doctor....
Obviously I was flattered, but nope I'm not.

And I genuinely have done zero 'research' on this (why the heck would I?) but I am willing to guess you -

1. Claim to have a successful career which is financially well rewarded.
2. Have mentioned in several posts that you have a successful career which is financially well rewarded.
3. Are a magnificent physical specimen - you may even have been a famed athlete in college. Around 6ft tall as a minimum I'd guess.
4. You are certainly not short, that's a definite!
5. Went to a prestigious college
6. Your astonishingly successful career means you can afford to live on, or by, the beach.
7. You are not tied to Wall Street, you frequently travel outside the US to secure high value deals.
8. Although married to a woman who worships the ground you walk on you have an incredible sex life involving many other women, none of whom you had to approach. They all came on to you. (See above, why wouldn't they).

I'm not too far off am I?

You don't need any of that nonsense. Your strength, and it is a super power, is when you just write the first thing that comes in to your head.

Trust yourself and stick to that.

 

[stxjimmy]

"I know a woman with severe mental illness. It is very sad. I sometimes visit her because she was very kind to me in my youth."

That is without doubt one of the best openings to a post anyone has ever made up. CONGRATULATIONS.



If only it was intended to be funny, you would be a comedy genius.

Opening line for a novel?