~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chloe_Harper]

Once misread the title of the film Ghostbusters and began a fascination with haunted bustiers and lingerie.

My collection still grows.

Loves all the sillier movies this time of year, and has even bought a Oija board and Tarot cards and some black candles to reenact different scenes from the movies. Nobody ask about the parade of scary things following him that he doesn't seem to notice yet.

 

[MrPimms]

My collection still grows.

Loves all the sillier movies this time of year, and has even bought a Oija board and Tarot cards and some black candles to reenact different scenes from the movies. Nobody ask about the parade of scary things following him that he doesn't seem to notice yet.

They’re my friends!

(Skip me, and thank you Chloe for the laugh on that one!)

 

[Sexydrana]

My collection still grows.

Loves all the sillier movies this time of year, and has even bought a Oija board and Tarot cards and some black candles to reenact different scenes from the movies. Nobody ask about the parade of scary things following him that he doesn't seem to notice yet.

@Chloe_Harper is the one who answers anytime any one uses a Ouija board because she’s really an apparition and likes to scare the teens.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Was the star of the play Hocus Pocus on Broadway

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Was the star of the play Hocus Pocus on Broadway

Got the lead in the off-Broadway production of Hocus Pocus, and somehow got way more reviews than the Broadway version

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Kicked the Kardashians off the air with her own show called The Harperashians and got rave reviews

 

[EctoJohn]

Once watched tv for 43 hours straight.

 

[Sexydrana]

Ectojohn tried to watch porn for that long but there’s a diminishing return on how much you can masturbate for a full 37 hours.

 

[EctoJohn]

@Sexydrana actually knows me irl and once called the cops on me for disturbing the peace.

 

[kellyt1994]

Once caught without a handy... just was unusual for him not to be giving himself one

Still has nightmares about her gig as a stunt double in the low-budget exploitation classic Beekeepers of Gor.

 

[Him15]

Was actually born in 1992

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Created the first hot air balloon

 

[Him15]

Loves it when she spills glitter

 

[AlexBailey]

Him15 only has the purest thoughts and has never imagined themselves being served and pleasured by three attentive and generous lovers.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Him15 only has the purest thoughts and has never imagined themselves being served and pleasured by three attentive and generous lovers.

Prefers to give than receive when it comes to anal

 

[Him15]

Sexually attracted to Jabba the hut

 

[PotNoodle79]

Sexually attracted to Jabba the hut

Is Jabba the Hutt.

 

[Him15]

Is Jabba the Hutt.

These are supposed to be baseless lies. *cries into my oreos*

 

[UsuallyPresent]

These are supposed to be baseless lies. *cries into my oreos*

Gets aroused by tear-soaked Oreos

 

[MrPimms]

Wrote a letter to the Oreo company proposing a triple decker biscuit. Idea was rejected. As a thank you, received a 25p off coupon which expired a week before it arrived. Has never eaten one since.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Wrote a letter to the Oreo company proposing a triple decker biscuit. Idea was rejected. As a thank you, received a 25p off coupon which expired a week before it arrived. Has never eaten one since.

He knows this because he’s head of marketing at Oreo.

 

[MrPimms]

He knows this because he’s head of marketing at Oreo.

Replaced me as the Head of Marketing. Trialled a triple decker Oreo. Also trialled a version for the adult market.

 

[Him15]

He prefers hydrox cookies

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Replaced me as the Head of Marketing. Trialled a triple decker Oreo. Also trialled a version for the adult market.

Doesn’t realize the correct spelling is trialed and lost his position as Head of Marketing.

 

[Pad_Foot]

She enjoyed her coffee delivery this morning despite not being quite prepared for its delivery direct to her bed.
That jolt of caffeine helped her catch a misspelling that cost a man his job.
My job, was brightened up by what was left uncovered as I arrived with the coffee.
I have reason to believe she was not really as asleep as she seemed.