What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

I'm thinking of writing a short story based on a dream I had last night. In my dream, I was hiding innocent people from an evil government agency. My house had three different sections: an aviary with a swimming pool and hot tub, a French countryside style kitchen and dining room, and then Addams family style bedrooms and living room. My brain is so fucking random, I tell you.
 
You know, modern medicine is a wonderful thing these days. Half women half panda bear...crap did i fall into Tumblr?
I want IT to be a panda bear…not I want to be a panda Bear (though it is my spirit animal)
 
I want IT to be a panda bear…not I want to be a panda Bear (though it is my spirit animal)
Oh much better now I can get out of tumblr, thank God.

And sadly thay ones harder due to how the Chinese government has done everything they can to make a panda monopoly. Which is amazingly a thing.
 
When being an adult means fresh McDonald’s fries salted to perfection, a cold chilly bedroom, and a comfortable bed when you’re having a tough week - it’s really not so bad ☺️
Literally the only thing I'll get. Nothing beats their fries, especially when they're so fresh they kinda burn the tips of your fingers when you're eating them.

Dang, now I want some LOL
 
People who take a bathroom selfie and don’t bother to crop out the open toilet seat in the background are lazy.

There is absolutely zero excuse for that.
 
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