How to get a girl to suck my dick ?

[Canadianmd]

What’s do you say or do to get you sick sucked ? Or what makes u wanna suck some cock ladies ?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Good writing style with sound spelling and appropriate punctuation always gets me in the mood.

 

[Fred6969]

Good writing style with sound spelling and appropriate punctuation always get me in the mood.

A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

Don't call it a dick, IDK

 

[AnomalyLady]

I love when your guess for a good responses post turns out correct.

 

[OralAllOver]

What’s do you say or do to get you sick sucked ? Or what makes u wanna suck some cock ladies ?

Simple
1) Acquire quality real estate
2) imply some day she has home there

You will get sucked like crazy

 

[LostHorizon]

What’s do you say or do to get you sick sucked ? Or what makes u wanna suck some cock ladies ?

Implying that it is sick is probably NOT a good way to start.

Find out what her favorite condiment is and then spread it all over your dick. See what happens?

 

[AnomalyLady]

10 / 10 you all. Let's keep them going.

 

[Pabiporffor]

Approaching a woman and asking for a BJ is likely to get you fobbed off with a lame excuse such as

"I'm trying to do my grocery shopping.:
"I'm getting off at the next bus stop."
"It was leg day at the gym yesterday, and I can't squat down."

Now speaking as a girl who gets a kick out of it, let me tell you what ups your chances.

1. Don't give off creepy vibes. We're the ones taking the biggest risk, and if there's anything about your behaviour that rings alarm bells, I'll walk away.

2. Except to chat for a long time first. We want to know who's cock we're gobbling and if you're being secretive or sparse with details it doesn't make us feel safe.

3. Behave like a gentleman. If you're being a knob head to staff or aggressive to people, I'm not going to risk being alone with you.

4. Steer clear of any misogynistic shit you've seen on Facebook. Disrespect doesn't get your dick wet.

5. Read the room. If she's not flirting back or dropping hints she wants more than a drink and a chat, asking her to suck your dick isn't going to go down well. It's a privilege to be in my mouth not a right.

 

[Johhnyrotten]

Good writing style with sound spelling and appropriate punctuation always gets me in the mood.

well, I am pretty certain he will have to take some classes. For me, I am in classes and trying to be a good student. Commas get me sometimes. I tend to have run on sentences. I have to really, really slow down and concentrate. I could always use a good teacher and more practice.

 

[VamPal1]

I never thought it was that difficult.

 

[curioustxn]

What’s do you say or do to get you sick sucked ? Or what makes u wanna suck some cock ladies ?

Try communication!!!! Talk to her! Geez......

 

[Crystal_Dust]

What’s do you say or do to get you sick sucked ? Or what makes u wanna suck some cock ladies ?

Try hiring a pro.

 

[tristantrotsky]

What’s do you say or do to get you sick sucked ? Or what makes u wanna suck some cock ladies ?

Why restrict your quest simply to ladies?
Men make wonderful willing cocksuckers too...

 

[Bottomlover]

I usually just sit quietly and lick my eyebrows.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Try communication!!!! Talk to her! Geez......

Seems communication might be a bit of a struggle, at least written communication…

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

Usually vodka

 

[HoosierDaddyNow]

Good writing style with sound spelling and appropriate punctuation always gets me in the mood.

I think now might be a good time to.mention that I am a professional writer;-)

 

[EmilyMiller]

I think now might be a good time to mention that I am a professional writer ;-).

Fixed it for you

 

[LostHorizon]

What’s do you say or do to get you sick sucked ? Or what makes u wanna suck some cock ladies ?

Did you try asking nicely?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Did you try asking nicely?

Or maybe, like forming a connection first, because life is not porn

 

[AlwaysInTrouble]

Did you try asking nicely?

What’s that quote from ‘American Pie’?……oh yes, “SUCK ME, BEAUTIFUL!”

You can never go wrong with the classics, lol

 

[Crystal_Dust]

Or maybe, like forming a connection first, because life is not porn

Sounds like that requires conversation and acknowledging that the woman in question is, in fact, a full person.

 

[LostHorizon]

Or maybe, like forming a connection first, because life is not porn

That’s the first mistake a lot of men make here. Thinking life is porn.

 

[Crystal_Dust]

That’s the first mistake a lot of men make here. Thinking life is porn.

I promise you, that mistake is not limited to the online world