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GuiltyCowboy

GuiltyCowboy

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...which celebrity would you most want to see here? Who would delight you the most?

Famous author?

A musician maybe - Nick Cave might be interesting? Dolly Parton could be fun? Prince would have be awesome, I'm sure.

Maybe someone who's had really extreme and unique experiences - like Tim Peake (astronaut) or Usain Bolt (fastest man alive) or the Dalai Lama?

Maybe someone who has interdisciplinary skills - someone like Neri Oxman (designer/biologist/artist/professor) or Brian Eno?

Or maybe just your celebrity crush to get a direct line into their sexual fantasies?
 
Dolly Parton is an interesting one; in order to preserve her wholesome image, I could see her reading/writing stories on here, living vicariously through them.

Dolly has/had been married to the same dude for most of her life and I got the impression that he's sexually boring/conservative.

Also, I think he may have passed away.
 
Fran Drescher would be interesting; she's been around for a while and I bet she has a lot of real world, kinky sexual encounters, that she's not ready to reveal, except through maybe a pen name.
 
As to the "celebrity" question, it shouldn't matter. Intelligent, creative people are typically multi-faceted if not polymaths. Pay attention to late-night talk show interviews. The dullards like Jim Parsons, no, not likely, but the personally interesting effusive ones like... say, Julia Roberts... I'd be down with being interested in her stories if she was here.

Abbafan said:
The Pope. I'd be curious about what categories he preferred.
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Nah. No hands-on experience.
 
I know a few ‘B list’ celebrities who claim to write erotica. I’m not sure if or where they post but I’d be amazed if none of them post here.

That said, I’d love to find a traunch of smut by Natalie Portman or Hunter Schafer… 🥰
 
Prince. (RIP).
His unexpurgated stories would be interesting.

Charlie Sheen would be a hoot. There is a guy who ran out of fucks to give a long time ago.

Ideally, someone whose persona is vanilla or not physically passionate, but then their Lit writing reveals them to be a complete freak. [Gives Taylor Swift hard side-eye]

Wildcard: Helen Mirren. She was a complete hottie in her youth, and gives me that "prim & proper until the shades are drawn and she has her second drink" vibe.
 
MrPixel said:
As to the "celebrity" question, it shouldn't matter. Intelligent, creative people are typically multi-faceted if not polymaths. Pay attention to late-night talk show interviews. The dullards like Jim Parsons, no, not likely, but the personally interesting effusive ones like... say, Julia Roberts... I'd be down with being interested in her stories if she was here.



Nah. No hands-on experience.
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Plenty. He's been a priest in the Catholic Church.
 
StillStunned said:
George RR Martin, because then I'd have more sympathy for his continued failure to finish A Song of Ice and Fire. Same for Scott Lynch and Patrick Rothfuss.
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I'm a very kind person. I forgive Scott Lynch for not finishing Game of Thrones.

(Note: I only made that joke because I thought professional editor @StillStunned might be amused.)
 
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