Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[Lichen2CU]

Did you hear the joke about immortality?


It never gets old!

 

[Deadbed1968]

(Had to fix the cow joke)!

 

[Lichen2CU]

YOU are a very rich source of dad jokes...

 

[Lichen2CU]

Got it now!!

 

[Deadbed1968]

Rudolph was flying over Barcelona when he was hit by a flock of geese, and a 747.



Witnesses say “The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane “

 

[Lichen2CU]

... That one will be VERY tough to top!

 

[Deadbed1968]

YOU are a very rich source of dad jokes...

I play to my strengths !

 

[Lichen2CU]

OK - heading out to RL...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What do you call a poor Santa Claus?

St. Nickel-less

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Why can't rappers take vacations?


They always forget Tupac

 

[Deadbed1968]

Why can't rappers take vacations?


They always forget Tupac

Good ones!,

 

[Lichen2CU]

What's a sparrow's favorite snack?

(potato chirps...)

 

[Lichen2CU]

Why did the straight man sneak a peak when the lovely woman bent over to tie her shoe?

(He was easily dickstracted...)

 

[Lichen2CU]

Where would a string quartet falls asleep in the wilderness?

(a "four-est")

 

[Lichen2CU]

Apparently, the gold mine of dad jokes has run out...

 

[Deadbed1968]

Apparently, the gold mine of dad jokes has run out...

I didn’t want to monopolize the space! I can dig up some more!

 

[Deadbed1968]

What do you call a bee who ruins parties?



A buzz kill…

 

[Deadbed1968]

What time of day do eggs hate?



The crack of dawn…

 

[Deadbed1968]

My wife almost threw up when she smelled the candle I gave her,



It was a gag gift…

 

[Deadbed1968]

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hike.

Hike Who?

Unsuspecting son.
Dad waiting with bated breath.
Sets the perfect trap.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Why should you never take sides in an argument at the dinner table?



Trick question. It's the perfect time to take sides because no one's paying attention. Bring Tupperware!

 

[Lichen2CU]

I didn’t want to monopolize the space! I can dig up some more!

Monopolize away... it's just us in here...

 

[Lichen2CU]

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hike.

Hike Who?

Unsuspecting son.
Dad waiting with bated breath.
Sets the perfect trap.

Wow. Genre bending good one!!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Why do golfers were two pair of pants?

 

[Lichen2CU]

Hmmm... I don't know?