My co-workers would be surprised to know that...

That I...

Sleep on the floor in a Saliva t-shirt I stole from a frat house back in the day.
Gave birth for the first time when I was 16.
Dropped out of high school
Managed to get into nursing school and then flunked out.
Hike naked up in the mountains near my home and often tie myself up.
Have never been on a date.
Have a paw print tattooed on my ass.
I like that you hike naked in the red mountains
 
Look, my co workers have a hard enough time learning that I've hiked the Appalachian Trail. It would completely blow their minds if they knew:

I have a collection of glass dildos.
That I'm a submissive
That under my dresses and skirts, I'm probably not wearing panties.
That I'm aware a site like Lit even exists
That my ears aren't the only thing I have pierced
 
Look, my co workers have a hard enough time learning that I've hiked the Appalachian Trail. It would completely blow their minds if they knew:

I have a collection of glass dildos.
That I'm a submissive
That under my dresses and skirts, I'm probably not wearing panties.
That I'm aware a site like Lit even exists
That my ears aren't the only thing I have pierced
All that just makes you an amazing person
 
Look, my co workers have a hard enough time learning that I've hiked the Appalachian Trail. It would completely blow their minds if they knew:

I have a collection of glass dildos.
That I'm a submissive
That under my dresses and skirts, I'm probably not wearing panties.
That I'm aware a site like Lit even exists
That my ears aren't the only thing I have pierced
Yes to all of the above please!
 
Look, my co workers have a hard enough time learning that I've hiked the Appalachian Trail. It would completely blow their minds if they knew:

I have a collection of glass dildos.
That I'm a submissive
That under my dresses and skirts, I'm probably not wearing panties.
That I'm aware a site like Lit even exists
That my ears aren't the only thing I have pierced
Is the glass arranged by size/shape? Lol
 
Look, my co workers have a hard enough time learning that I've hiked the Appalachian Trail. It would completely blow their minds if they knew:

I have a collection of glass dildos.
That I'm a submissive
That under my dresses and skirts, I'm probably not wearing panties.
That I'm aware a site like Lit even exists
That my ears aren't the only thing I have pierced
You have extremely lucky coworkers and they don't even know it
 
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