What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[mentalmaven]

Mornings are great…except the waking up without you part…glad there’s coffee to ease my sorrows

 

[HopefulRetirement]

I keep looking at the clock. 4.5 hours before I start my week off. Hurry the F up!

 

[Japansurfer]

I hope no one sees what’s happening under my desk as they walk past my office door

 

[EvaLane]

Going to the dentist is the ultimate trip to degradation land.

A near perfect 10 dental assistant gets to poke around my rancid mouth for 30 minutes commenting on my plaque and asking questions I can’t answer without sounding like whatever came before the cavemen, only to then openly flirt and joke about me to the dentist who really doesn’t even look at me before letting me know I have cavities (again) and I’ll need to come back to do this whole thing over again but with a drill in the mix.

Oh and spit (dribble) into this weird side toilet hole dish before you leave for good measure.

All that and no toy from the treasure chest?

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Going to the dentist is the ultimate trip to degradation land.

A near perfect 10 dental assistant gets to poke around my rancid mouth for 30 minutes commenting on my plaque and asking questions I can’t answer without sounding like whatever came before the cavemen, only to then openly flirt and joke about me to the dentist who really doesn’t even look at me before letting me know I have cavities (again) and I’ll need to come back to do this whole thing over again but with a drill in the mix.

Oh and spit (dribble) into this weird side toilet hole dish before you leave for good measure.

All that and no toy from the treasure chest?

Sounds like every dentist visit I've ever had. LMAO

 

[deft]

Shall I take a brisk walk to relieve my tension, or something else?

I took the brisk walk. Didn't work

 

[Lost_Writer01]

Going to the dentist is the ultimate trip to degradation land.

A near perfect 10 dental assistant gets to poke around my rancid mouth for 30 minutes commenting on my plaque and asking questions I can’t answer without sounding like whatever came before the cavemen, only to then openly flirt and joke about me to the dentist who really doesn’t even look at me before letting me know I have cavities (again) and I’ll need to come back to do this whole thing over again but with a drill in the mix.

Oh and spit (dribble) into this weird side toilet hole dish before you leave for good measure.

All that and no toy from the treasure chest?

I’m walking to lunch and laughing out loud to this. I hope my cavities aren’t visible.

 

[morelikeasong]

A near perfect 10 dental assistant

Why are they always so hot???

 

[morelikeasong]

I took the brisk walk. Didn't work

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Why are they always so hot???

Easy. To make your jaw drop...

 

[deft]

Your wish is my command!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

There's three types because I will bring ice cream AND help with body disposals.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

There's three types because I will bring ice cream AND help with body disposals.
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"I do"

 

[Apisto42]

I need to go and do something productive before I get myself into trouble

Shall I take a brisk walk to relieve my tension, or something else?

Hi, I’d like to introduce you two and then sit back and watch the world burn.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

There's three types because I will bring ice cream AND help with body disposals.
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Four types... I don't like ice cream but I have a wood chipper and live near a hog farm..

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Four types... I don't like ice cream but I have a wood chipper and live near a hog farm..

Sad, if you still brought ice cream you could have been the perfect man. #typical

 

[Cindy027]

Dear random stranger, according to the ads you post in personals you're younger now than you were in 2023. What's your secret?? Time travel much?

You should see how prevalent this is in the live chat. There is a guy (can only be a guy) that is pretending to be a woman. In January 2025 their profile had these stats;

Stats: 22F 5-1 approx 100lbs. 32b Petite blonde blue eyes, no tats as of yet. I am fair skinned so not much hair.. so waxed. Small tight ass from the running (soccer) playing. Nerdy Accountant.

Then in August 2025 it was these stats;

Stats: 21F 5-1 approx 115lbs. 32b Petite blonde blue eyes, no tats as of yet. I am fair skinned so not much hair.. so I wax. Small tight ass from the running (soccer) playing. Working towards my degree - to be a nerdy Accountant with glasses.

In 7 months; they went back a year in time, put on 15 lbs (this is probably because 5'1" 100 lbs is somewhat unhealthy according to BMI tables so they looked it up and picked the halfway point in the healthy range), and because they went backwards in time they have to redo their degree. This is valuable information now we know that if we go back in time we don't take our current knowledge base with us.

 

[JKL123]

Have you ever stopped to think.... That just about every hand you shook (not all but the high high majority) have had a dick in it?

Don't know why I just thought that .... but I did so I leave that for you all to ponder now.

 

[Cindy027]

Have you ever stopped to think.... That just about every (not all but the high high majority) have had a dick in it?

Have you ever had to shake hands with a man?

 

[HopefulRetirement]

I don't remember there being this many wonderful people on her before. Glad I came back.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Sad, if you still brought ice cream you could have been the perfect man. #typical

I could bring it but you're so hot it would just melt anyway . And then your shank would get all sticky.

 

[ShaneoD]

Now is not the time to be horny, you can be horny after you buy groceries and iron your uniform

 

[cocokittysurprise]

You should see how prevalent this is in the live chat. There is a guy (can only be a guy) that is pretending to be a woman. In January 2025 their profile had these stats;

Stats: 22F 5-1 approx 100lbs. 32b Petite blonde blue eyes, no tats as of yet. I am fair skinned so not much hair.. so waxed. Small tight ass from the running (soccer) playing. Nerdy Accountant.

Then in August 2025 it was these stats;

Stats: 21F 5-1 approx 115lbs. 32b Petite blonde blue eyes, no tats as of yet. I am fair skinned so not much hair.. so I wax. Small tight ass from the running (soccer) playing. Working towards my degree - to be a nerdy Accountant with glasses.

In 7 months; they went back a year in time, put on 15 lbs (this is probably because 5'1" 100 lbs is somewhat unhealthy according to BMI tables so they looked it up and picked the halfway point in the healthy range), and because they went backwards in time they have to redo their degree. This is valuable information now we know that if we go back in time we don't take our current knowledge base with us.

Noooooo!
The whole point in going back in time is so I can buy stock in that little bookstore called Amazon (and Google). I need to keep my knowledge!
Thanks for ruining my dreams, "Nerdy (almost) Accountant".

 

[ShaneoD]

You should see how prevalent this is in the live chat. There is a guy (can only be a guy) that is pretending to be a woman. In January 2025 their profile had these stats;

Stats: 22F 5-1 approx 100lbs. 32b Petite blonde blue eyes, no tats as of yet. I am fair skinned so not much hair.. so waxed. Small tight ass from the running (soccer) playing. Nerdy Accountant.

Then in August 2025 it was these stats;

Stats: 21F 5-1 approx 115lbs. 32b Petite blonde blue eyes, no tats as of yet. I am fair skinned so not much hair.. so I wax. Small tight ass from the running (soccer) playing. Working towards my degree - to be a nerdy Accountant with glasses.

In 7 months; they went back a year in time, put on 15 lbs (this is probably because 5'1" 100 lbs is somewhat unhealthy according to BMI tables so they looked it up and picked the halfway point in the healthy range), and because they went backwards in time they have to redo their degree. This is valuable information now we know that if we go back in time we don't take our current knowledge base with us.

If I'm ever approached by an attractive "lady" in chat I'm usually thinking of this song

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Also, it is absolutely bizarre that people create fake profiles to, what, troll?