Writing stories in your head at the wrong times.

[iwatchus]

No, but now that you mention it, it is kinda fitting

I suppose it depends of the size of what you are packingIs it an unexpected sea chest or an unexpected carry on, which brings up a whole new range of misinterpretations.

 

[LisaMayTurner]

I sometimes talk into my phone to record sections, but then I lose interest. If I ever lost that 'phone I'd be too ashamed to report it. But what if some handsome hunk found it? He could blackmail me and I'd have to do wicked things to get it back that involved making jelly or trifle for the football team he plays for on Sunday mornings for the local pub?

 

[iwatchus]

Hop hop hop comes the plot bunny

 

[ColeyD]

I sometimes talk into my phone to record sections, but then I lose interest. If I ever lost that 'phone I'd be too ashamed to report it. But what if some handsome hunk found it? He could blackmail me and I'd have to do wicked things to get it back that involved making jelly or trifle for the football team he plays for on Sunday mornings for the local pub?

We don’t eat trifle anymore, sadly

 

[Kelliezgirl]

We don’t eat trifle anymore, sadly

If you could blackmail the talented and overly Miss Turner into making it you would!

 

[WCSGarland]

If you could blackmail the talented and overly Miss Turner into making it you would!

I could eat a good trifle. Would prefer tiramisu, but trifle would do.

 

[Wildfly11]

Just feels like I'm being a perv around normal people. Like if they could see inside my head, it's all dicks and pussies.

I am a perv, but my coworkers don't know that

I feel like this when having dirty chats online while working.

 

[Wildfly11]

I sometimes talk into my phone to record sections, but then I lose interest. If I ever lost that 'phone I'd be too ashamed to report it. But what if some handsome hunk found it? He could blackmail me and I'd have to do wicked things to get it back that involved making jelly or trifle for the football team he plays for on Sunday mornings for the local pub?

God I hope I find your phone lol.

 

[WCSGarland]

@LisaMayTurner I haven't found your phone, but I have a wicked request anyway... please share your trifle recipe?

 

[ColeyD]

If you could blackmail the talented and overly Miss Turner into making it you would!

Haha yes you’re probably right Kellie

 

[Micktg007]

The same happens to me stood in a que at a chemist a lady in front mid 30s to early 40s and I could see her pantie line making out the lace under her skirt, a idea came into my head and I was off in another world and without realising she tapped me on the shoulder as it was my turn she had a beautiful smile and said “ penny for your thoughts “ which I apologised.
I certainly wasn’t going to tell her and felt my face heat up as I blushed and gave her a smile back.

 

[SkyBubble]

I've come up with a couple of my story ideas while doing the dishes. Entire plot, character names, the whole thing.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

I've come up with a couple of my story ideas while doing the dishes. Entire plot, character names, the whole thing.

You must have a lot of dishes.

 

[WCSGarland]

I've come up with a couple of my story ideas while doing the dishes. Entire plot, character names, the whole thing.

Those are some dirty dishes man.

 

[SkyBubble]

Definitely!

 

[SkyBubble]

50% of my most recent draft was written in the bathroom.

I once wrote a poem in the bathroom. Granted, it's only about 10 lines, but still, I wrote the whole thing in one sitting, so to speak.

 

[SkyBubble]

What really sucks is getting an idea when you're driving and can't write it down.

Or in the shower.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

I once wrote a poem in the bathroom. Granted, it's only about 10 lines, but still, I wrote the whole thing in one sitting, so to speak.

Did you write it on the wall?

 

[SkyBubble]

Did you write it on the wall?

Actually on some toilet paper, then transcribed it as soon as I was done.

 

[WCSGarland]

Actually on some toilet paper, then transcribed it as soon as I was done.

TMI

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Actually on some toilet paper, then transcribed it as soon as I was done.

That's dedication to your craft.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Did you write it on the wall?

Hmm...

Next time I'm on a public restroom I'll vandalize it with some shitty erotic poetry. Maybe do scat, both humorously, kinky, and maybe musically by adding some stupid melody to kickstart a scatting jam while people are taking a shit.

 

[WCSGarland]

Hmm...

Next time I'm on a public restroom I'll vandalize it with some shitty erotic poetry. Maybe do scat, both humorously, kinky, and maybe musicaly by adding some stupid melody to kickstar a scatting jam while people are taking a shit.

Ewww

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Ewww

I could go worse. Farts can be the perfect tubas for bathroom music.

 

[WCSGarland]

Okay, I'll admit... farting cracks me up. But I once watched some porn I thought was exhibitionist but it turned into scat and I've been trying to forget it ever since.