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HAPPY SUNDAY!!! 🖤🤭💦
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My weekend has been absolutely FABULOUS!
Friday was pureeeee unorganised freaking chaos 🤣 My two best friends ended up dragging me too a bar (I’m more of a pub and then back to the house for games and more drinks) and ya know what? It was fucking fun. Despite paying £80 to get home (a 30 min car journey bearing in mind) 🤢 gross.

The next morning, after practically sleeping like the dead, I decided have a little fun and edge until I couldn’t hold it…I lasted two hours….(I can last longer when there’s someone there to enforce punishment and rules heheh) I was practically shaking, or the fucking CUSP of a full body shaking orgasm when the delivery man showed up to the door. The wrong door. Which meant I had to come down and direct him the right place for parcel delivery. Orgasm ruined.

Anyway, I consoled my sorry self by eating up a new horror novel: The Venue - T.J Payne.
Think wedding + revenge + every fucking bastard who ever wronged you trapped together in the Alps for an all exclusive, all paid for holiday of a lifetime. I swallowed it whole in an hour, and yes, it was that satisfying. I LOVE horror novels with a passion.

At 1.00am I made lasagne sheets and drowned them in beef in bolognaise sauce and covered it in mozzarella. Ate this with my titties out in bed.

Duh.

Fuck I love being single.

Today? Dog walk. Sunset kayak. And maybe a roast dinner out at a country pub…. Decisions decisions!

I hope your weekends have been a BLAST! I’m looking forward to chatting you all over the course of today….🤭
 
SpicyBean99 said:
HAPPY SUNDAY!!! 🖤🤭💦
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My weekend has been absolutely FABULOUS!
Friday was pureeeee unorganised freaking chaos 🤣 My two best friends ended up dragging me too a bar (I’m more of a pub and then back to the house for games and more drinks) and ya know what? It was fucking fun. Despite paying £80 to get home (a 30 min car journey bearing in mind) 🤢 gross.

The next morning, after practically sleeping like the dead, I decided have a little fun and edge until I couldn’t hold it…I lasted two hours….(I can last longer when there’s someone there to enforce punishment and rules heheh) I was practically shaking, or the fucking CUSP of a full body shaking orgasm when the delivery man showed up to the door. The wrong door. Which meant I had to come down and direct him the right place for parcel delivery. Orgasm ruined.

Anyway, I consoled my sorry self by eating up a new horror novel: The Venue - T.J Payne.
Think wedding + revenge + every fucking bastard who ever wronged you trapped together in the Alps for an all exclusive, all paid for holiday of a lifetime. I swallowed it whole in an hour, and yes, it was that satisfying. I LOVE horror novels with a passion.

At 1.00am I made lasagne sheets and drowned them in beef in bolognaise sauce and covered it in mozzarella. Ate this with my titties out in bed.

Duh.

Fuck I love being single.

Today? Dog walk. Sunset kayak. And maybe a roast dinner out at a country pub…. Decisions decisions!

I hope your weekends have been a BLAST! I’m looking forward to chatting you all over the course of today….🤭
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Morning Bean!

Just waking up. Had an amazing night!

Downside: back to work early today because I’m dedicated…or dumb not sure yet
 
SpicyBean99 said:
You might need to tie me down using restraints…

Make sure my hands can’t move because…. I like to use them to push away heads/toys/fingers when things feel too… much….

Oh and…. Mmm feet can be an issue too… so maybe a spreader bar would be more suitable… ;)
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You read my mind!
 
SpicyBean99 said:
QUEEN!

The guitar solo in I Want It All was the first EVER guitar solo I ever fell in love with.
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The song written by Sir Brian May and the lyrics with the famous guitar 🎸 solo delivered by him also made this song to my favourite Queen song.
Extra meaning for me personally - I didn't know earlier just checked now - this song released on the studio album "The Miracle".

SpicyBean99 said:
(I was about 6 years old and would make my dad replay the song over and over again!)
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You were so cute already that time!
 
Mine hasn't been as exciting..

Went to a local park to watch a coverband play Bon Jovi and Journey..saw the same band last summer..this year's wasn't as good...
While at the show my wife and co-worker (work wife) got drunk and was hoping to get lucky after dropping the work wife home...my real wife said NO..

Yesterday while wife was doing the end of summer sell your junk yard sale..I made a trip out to a client/friend owner of a meat market (old fashion butcher shop) loaded up some prime meat...then came home to put together a wheeled cart/tv stand so we can watch TV outside..then wife and I shopped and bought a new patio dinning set..went to dinner at the place our son and his girlfriend works.came home..watched an episode of walking dead..then went to bed...

Today's agenda yard work and watch manchester united hopefully beat fullam

Oh and to start with enjoy your beauty
 
SpicyBean99 said:
HAPPY SUNDAY!!! 🖤🤭💦
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My weekend has been absolutely FABULOUS!
Friday was pureeeee unorganised freaking chaos 🤣 My two best friends ended up dragging me too a bar (I’m more of a pub and then back to the house for games and more drinks) and ya know what? It was fucking fun. Despite paying £80 to get home (a 30 min car journey bearing in mind) 🤢 gross.

The next morning, after practically sleeping like the dead, I decided have a little fun and edge until I couldn’t hold it…I lasted two hours….(I can last longer when there’s someone there to enforce punishment and rules heheh) I was practically shaking, or the fucking CUSP of a full body shaking orgasm when the delivery man showed up to the door. The wrong door. Which meant I had to come down and direct him the right place for parcel delivery. Orgasm ruined.

Anyway, I consoled my sorry self by eating up a new horror novel: The Venue - T.J Payne.
Think wedding + revenge + every fucking bastard who ever wronged you trapped together in the Alps for an all exclusive, all paid for holiday of a lifetime. I swallowed it whole in an hour, and yes, it was that satisfying. I LOVE horror novels with a passion.

At 1.00am I made lasagne sheets and drowned them in beef in bolognaise sauce and covered it in mozzarella. Ate this with my titties out in bed.

Duh.

Fuck I love being single.

Today? Dog walk. Sunset kayak. And maybe a roast dinner out at a country pub…. Decisions decisions!

I hope your weekends have been a BLAST! I’m looking forward to chatting you all over the course of today….🤭
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Beautiful dress
 
Jaws82 said:
Morning Bean!

Just waking up. Had an amazing night!

Downside: back to work early today because I’m dedicated…or dumb not sure yet
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You’re dedicated 🥰

Maybe dumb because… well… less time for certain bedroom activities 😏
 
firefox27eros said:
The song written by Sir Brian May and the lyrics with the famous guitar 🎸 solo delivered by him also made this song to my favourite Queen song.
Extra meaning for me personally - I didn't know earlier just checked now - this song released on the studio album "The Miracle".


You were so cute already that time!
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Fun fact: Brian May lives only an hour away from me. I’ve often thought… what on earth is stopping me from delivering him a letter to thank him for gifting me with a love for rock… imagine sharing a drink with him… the stories he could tell you… ahh man. Did you watch Bohemian Rhapsody! I’m assuming you did….

Hahah I was a lil rocker from the day I was born🤘🏼
 
SpicyBean99 said:
HAPPY SUNDAY!!! 🖤🤭💦
View attachment 2560107

My weekend has been absolutely FABULOUS!
Friday was pureeeee unorganised freaking chaos 🤣 My two best friends ended up dragging me too a bar (I’m more of a pub and then back to the house for games and more drinks) and ya know what? It was fucking fun. Despite paying £80 to get home (a 30 min car journey bearing in mind) 🤢 gross.

The next morning, after practically sleeping like the dead, I decided have a little fun and edge until I couldn’t hold it…I lasted two hours….(I can last longer when there’s someone there to enforce punishment and rules heheh) I was practically shaking, or the fucking CUSP of a full body shaking orgasm when the delivery man showed up to the door. The wrong door. Which meant I had to come down and direct him the right place for parcel delivery. Orgasm ruined.

Anyway, I consoled my sorry self by eating up a new horror novel: The Venue - T.J Payne.
Think wedding + revenge + every fucking bastard who ever wronged you trapped together in the Alps for an all exclusive, all paid for holiday of a lifetime. I swallowed it whole in an hour, and yes, it was that satisfying. I LOVE horror novels with a passion.

At 1.00am I made lasagne sheets and drowned them in beef in bolognaise sauce and covered it in mozzarella. Ate this with my titties out in bed.

Duh.

Fuck I love being single.

Today? Dog walk. Sunset kayak. And maybe a roast dinner out at a country pub…. Decisions decisions!

I hope your weekends have been a BLAST! I’m looking forward to chatting you all over the course of today….🤭
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Wow looking gorgeous in that dress. You should post it in the sundress thread.

Sounds like Friday was a blast, I prefer a pub to a bar too. Disgusted by the £80 cab fair back home tho.

How do you edge? Do you get to the picture and then stop for a few minutes to let things calm down then continue? 2 hours is great, but I would deny you for much longer hehe.

So sorry that your orgasm was ruined by the stupid delivery driver.

Nothing wrong eating with titties out. I love alone and often naked around the house doing every day tasks lol.

Can't beat a roast dinner or carvery out in a country pub.

My gf is visiting me in hospital tomorrow ao we may decide to go for a carvery for dinner.

Enjoy your Sunday and another rest day tomorrow too
 
Between the wit and the images (which do not all include nipples, so express my complaint on that to your PR department), your thread is an absolute delight. You are gorgeous, physically and literarily.

(No real complaints; just felt the urge to be a smart ass and claim "false advertising" as there is ample wit and a shortage of nipples.)
 
SpicyBean99 said:
You might need to tie me down using restraints…

Make sure my hands can’t move because…. I like to use them to push away heads/toys/fingers when things feel too… much….

Oh and…. Mmm feet can be an issue too… so maybe a spreader bar would be more suitable… ;)
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I suggest mink lined cuffs. We don't want to damage the beautiful wrist and ankles.
 
SpicyBean99 said:
Nothing better than a dog walk and a roast. (A cup of tea when you get back from the walk, of course, OR a pint/cider and a bowl of chips at the local….

How very quintessentially British of us 🤣

Thankyou my darling! 🥰
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I’m actually drinking a pot of tea in my fave cafe. I just posted a longgggg discription, so I won’t repeat. But it’s a charming place …it’s got a lived in feel. Perfectly disheveled.

But that roast is sounding very tempting, sigh.

And you are very welcome 🤗
 
SpicyBean99 said:
Fun fact: Brian May lives only an hour away from me.
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I think I know another Queen's fan who lives as close to you and not just distance point of view! 😉😊
SpicyBean99 said:
I’ve often thought… what on earth is stopping me from delivering him a letter to thank him for gifting me with a love for rock… imagine sharing a drink with him… the stories he could tell you… ahh man.
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He really loves beautiful and sexy ladies whom interested in music so he couldn't deny your invitation!
SpicyBean99 said:
Did you watch Bohemian Rhapsody! I’m assuming you did….
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Yes of course.
SpicyBean99 said:
Hahah I was a lil rocker from the day I was born🤘🏼
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I was rocker from around 8-9 years old, Running Wild, Helloween.
 
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