Wit & Nipples 🍒

[PhilAbbot66]

Not judging anyone, just saying if you want to get fucked in the ass, find a she male

 

[ChasBozwell30]

Not judging anyone, just saying if you want to get fucked in the ass, find a she male

Try it, you might like it. Anal play can be intensely pleasurable, and it can be explored with anyone.

 

[peekingone]

Hi Bean, hope you have a wonderful Fun weekend. Cheers

 

[PhilAbbot66]

Just ate a bunch of datura. I’m already off…

 

[Micktg007]

Metal heads UNITE

It’s actually not a band t shirt but it’s not dissimilar to the logo for Debrained!

What are your top metal bands?!!

Scorpions, original line up AC DC AND Queen

 

[sexybeast03]

Metal heads UNITE

It’s actually not a band t shirt but it’s not dissimilar to the logo for Debrained!

What are your top metal bands?!!

How about Opeth, Bolt Thrower, Bæst, Hail of bullets

 

[SpicyBean99]

Scorpions, original line up AC DC AND Queen

QUEEN!

The guitar solo in I Want It All was the first EVER guitar solo I ever fell in love with. (I was about 6 years old and would make my dad replay the song over and over again!)

AC/DC are classic of course.

 

[SpicyBean99]

HAPPY SUNDAY!!!
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My weekend has been absolutely FABULOUS!
Friday was pureeeee unorganised freaking chaos My two best friends ended up dragging me too a bar (I’m more of a pub and then back to the house for games and more drinks) and ya know what? It was fucking fun. Despite paying £80 to get home (a 30 min car journey bearing in mind) gross.

The next morning, after practically sleeping like the dead, I decided have a little fun and edge until I couldn’t hold it…I lasted two hours….(I can last longer when there’s someone there to enforce punishment and rules heheh) I was practically shaking, or the fucking CUSP of a full body shaking orgasm when the delivery man showed up to the door. The wrong door. Which meant I had to come down and direct him the right place for parcel delivery. Orgasm ruined.

Anyway, I consoled my sorry self by eating up a new horror novel: The Venue - T.J Payne.
Think wedding + revenge + every fucking bastard who ever wronged you trapped together in the Alps for an all exclusive, all paid for holiday of a lifetime. I swallowed it whole in an hour, and yes, it was that satisfying. I LOVE horror novels with a passion.

At 1.00am I made lasagne sheets and drowned them in beef in bolognaise sauce and covered it in mozzarella. Ate this with my titties out in bed.

Duh.

Fuck I love being single.

Today? Dog walk. Sunset kayak. And maybe a roast dinner out at a country pub…. Decisions decisions!

I hope your weekends have been a BLAST! I’m looking forward to chatting you all over the course of today….

 

[deft]

(I can last longer when there’s someone there to enforce punishment and rules heheh)

Challenge accepted!

Happy Sunday, Bean

 

[Jaws82]

HAPPY SUNDAY!!!
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My weekend has been absolutely FABULOUS!
Friday was pureeeee unorganised freaking chaos My two best friends ended up dragging me too a bar (I’m more of a pub and then back to the house for games and more drinks) and ya know what? It was fucking fun. Despite paying £80 to get home (a 30 min car journey bearing in mind) gross.

The next morning, after practically sleeping like the dead, I decided have a little fun and edge until I couldn’t hold it…I lasted two hours….(I can last longer when there’s someone there to enforce punishment and rules heheh) I was practically shaking, or the fucking CUSP of a full body shaking orgasm when the delivery man showed up to the door. The wrong door. Which meant I had to come down and direct him the right place for parcel delivery. Orgasm ruined.

Anyway, I consoled my sorry self by eating up a new horror novel: The Venue - T.J Payne.
Think wedding + revenge + every fucking bastard who ever wronged you trapped together in the Alps for an all exclusive, all paid for holiday of a lifetime. I swallowed it whole in an hour, and yes, it was that satisfying. I LOVE horror novels with a passion.

At 1.00am I made lasagne sheets and drowned them in beef in bolognaise sauce and covered it in mozzarella. Ate this with my titties out in bed.

Duh.

Fuck I love being single.

Today? Dog walk. Sunset kayak. And maybe a roast dinner out at a country pub…. Decisions decisions!

I hope your weekends have been a BLAST! I’m looking forward to chatting you all over the course of today….

Morning Bean!

Just waking up. Had an amazing night!

Downside: back to work early today because I’m dedicated…or dumb not sure yet

 

[SpicyBean99]

Challenge accepted!

Happy Sunday, Bean

You might need to tie me down using restraints…

Make sure my hands can’t move because…. I like to use them to push away heads/toys/fingers when things feel too… much….

Oh and…. Mmm feet can be an issue too… so maybe a spreader bar would be more suitable…

 

[BDA73]

Wow what a weekend indeed

 

[deft]

You might need to tie me down using restraints…

Make sure my hands can’t move because…. I like to use them to push away heads/toys/fingers when things feel too… much….

Oh and…. Mmm feet can be an issue too… so maybe a spreader bar would be more suitable…

You read my mind!

 

[SpicyBean99]

Wow what a weekend indeed

Definitely one of my busier weekends.

I’ll be totally honest I’m more of a homebody hehehe!!

But sometimes it’s fun to actually let your hair down properly!

 

[firefox27eros]

QUEEN!

The guitar solo in I Want It All was the first EVER guitar solo I ever fell in love with.

The song written by Sir Brian May and the lyrics with the famous guitar solo delivered by him also made this song to my favourite Queen song.
Extra meaning for me personally - I didn't know earlier just checked now - this song released on the studio album "The Miracle".

(I was about 6 years old and would make my dad replay the song over and over again!)

You were so cute already that time!

 

[munch2much]

Today? Dog walk. Sunset kayak. And maybe a roast dinner out at a country pub…. Decisions decisions!

Now that sounds just a little perfect.

Looking awesome btw

 

[BDA73]

Mine hasn't been as exciting..

Went to a local park to watch a coverband play Bon Jovi and Journey..saw the same band last summer..this year's wasn't as good...
While at the show my wife and co-worker (work wife) got drunk and was hoping to get lucky after dropping the work wife home...my real wife said NO..

Yesterday while wife was doing the end of summer sell your junk yard sale..I made a trip out to a client/friend owner of a meat market (old fashion butcher shop) loaded up some prime meat...then came home to put together a wheeled cart/tv stand so we can watch TV outside..then wife and I shopped and bought a new patio dinning set..went to dinner at the place our son and his girlfriend works.came home..watched an episode of walking dead..then went to bed...

Today's agenda yard work and watch manchester united hopefully beat fullam

Oh and to start with enjoy your beauty

 

[kenbrack]

HAPPY SUNDAY!!!
View attachment 2560107

My weekend has been absolutely FABULOUS!
Friday was pureeeee unorganised freaking chaos My two best friends ended up dragging me too a bar (I’m more of a pub and then back to the house for games and more drinks) and ya know what? It was fucking fun. Despite paying £80 to get home (a 30 min car journey bearing in mind) gross.

The next morning, after practically sleeping like the dead, I decided have a little fun and edge until I couldn’t hold it…I lasted two hours….(I can last longer when there’s someone there to enforce punishment and rules heheh) I was practically shaking, or the fucking CUSP of a full body shaking orgasm when the delivery man showed up to the door. The wrong door. Which meant I had to come down and direct him the right place for parcel delivery. Orgasm ruined.

Anyway, I consoled my sorry self by eating up a new horror novel: The Venue - T.J Payne.
Think wedding + revenge + every fucking bastard who ever wronged you trapped together in the Alps for an all exclusive, all paid for holiday of a lifetime. I swallowed it whole in an hour, and yes, it was that satisfying. I LOVE horror novels with a passion.

At 1.00am I made lasagne sheets and drowned them in beef in bolognaise sauce and covered it in mozzarella. Ate this with my titties out in bed.

Duh.

Fuck I love being single.

Today? Dog walk. Sunset kayak. And maybe a roast dinner out at a country pub…. Decisions decisions!

I hope your weekends have been a BLAST! I’m looking forward to chatting you all over the course of today….

Beautiful dress

 

[SpicyBean99]

Morning Bean!

Just waking up. Had an amazing night!

Downside: back to work early today because I’m dedicated…or dumb not sure yet

You’re dedicated

Maybe dumb because… well… less time for certain bedroom activities

 

[SpicyBean99]

The song written by Sir Brian May and the lyrics with the famous guitar solo delivered by him also made this song to my favourite Queen song.
Extra meaning for me personally - I didn't know earlier just checked now - this song released on the studio album "The Miracle".


You were so cute already that time!

Fun fact: Brian May lives only an hour away from me. I’ve often thought… what on earth is stopping me from delivering him a letter to thank him for gifting me with a love for rock… imagine sharing a drink with him… the stories he could tell you… ahh man. Did you watch Bohemian Rhapsody! I’m assuming you did….

Hahah I was a lil rocker from the day I was born

 

[SpicyBean99]

Now that sounds just a little perfect.

Looking awesome btw

Nothing better than a dog walk and a roast. (A cup of tea when you get back from the walk, of course, OR a pint/cider and a bowl of chips at the local….

How very quintessentially British of us

Thankyou my darling!

 

[SirSparky]

HAPPY SUNDAY!!!
View attachment 2560107

My weekend has been absolutely FABULOUS!
Friday was pureeeee unorganised freaking chaos My two best friends ended up dragging me too a bar (I’m more of a pub and then back to the house for games and more drinks) and ya know what? It was fucking fun. Despite paying £80 to get home (a 30 min car journey bearing in mind) gross.

The next morning, after practically sleeping like the dead, I decided have a little fun and edge until I couldn’t hold it…I lasted two hours….(I can last longer when there’s someone there to enforce punishment and rules heheh) I was practically shaking, or the fucking CUSP of a full body shaking orgasm when the delivery man showed up to the door. The wrong door. Which meant I had to come down and direct him the right place for parcel delivery. Orgasm ruined.

Anyway, I consoled my sorry self by eating up a new horror novel: The Venue - T.J Payne.
Think wedding + revenge + every fucking bastard who ever wronged you trapped together in the Alps for an all exclusive, all paid for holiday of a lifetime. I swallowed it whole in an hour, and yes, it was that satisfying. I LOVE horror novels with a passion.

At 1.00am I made lasagne sheets and drowned them in beef in bolognaise sauce and covered it in mozzarella. Ate this with my titties out in bed.

Duh.

Fuck I love being single.

Today? Dog walk. Sunset kayak. And maybe a roast dinner out at a country pub…. Decisions decisions!

I hope your weekends have been a BLAST! I’m looking forward to chatting you all over the course of today….

Wow looking gorgeous in that dress. You should post it in the sundress thread.

Sounds like Friday was a blast, I prefer a pub to a bar too. Disgusted by the £80 cab fair back home tho.

How do you edge? Do you get to the picture and then stop for a few minutes to let things calm down then continue? 2 hours is great, but I would deny you for much longer hehe.

So sorry that your orgasm was ruined by the stupid delivery driver.

Nothing wrong eating with titties out. I love alone and often naked around the house doing every day tasks lol.

Can't beat a roast dinner or carvery out in a country pub.

My gf is visiting me in hospital tomorrow ao we may decide to go for a carvery for dinner.

Enjoy your Sunday and another rest day tomorrow too

 

[SpicyBean99]

Just ate a bunch of datura. I’m already off…

play isn’t for everyone of course

But (no pun intended) each to their own! We should all enjoy our own likes and respect each others too…

I have to ask though… have you ever had a rim job given to you by a beautiful woman?

 

[IrreverendBoob]

Between the wit and the images (which do not all include nipples, so express my complaint on that to your PR department), your thread is an absolute delight. You are gorgeous, physically and literarily.

(No real complaints; just felt the urge to be a smart ass and claim "false advertising" as there is ample wit and a shortage of nipples.)

 

[subdudeme13]

You might need to tie me down using restraints…

Make sure my hands can’t move because…. I like to use them to push away heads/toys/fingers when things feel too… much….

Oh and…. Mmm feet can be an issue too… so maybe a spreader bar would be more suitable…

I suggest mink lined cuffs. We don't want to damage the beautiful wrist and ankles.