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[joclfc]

Goodnight, friends, delinquents, lovers at times, and sometimes even play things

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I’m spending the rest of my evening curled up with my cats and catching up on some reading. I’ve actually already devoured two books this week (short ones, but they still count!)

Both were in the splatterpunk genre, definitely not everyone’s cup of tea, but I can’t resist something a little… fucked up. Any book with a trigger warning list as long as my forearm is one that’s going straight into my basket

I love all literature though. I’m not picky. But my GO TOO and my secret guilty pleasures tend to be on the darker side.

The first was Stitches by Sam West, a rich plastic surgeon’s wife sneaks around with her young gardener, only for her husband to walk in and catch the gardener’s grubby fingers in her perfectly sculpted designer vagina. By the next morning, the pair wake up sewn together. A brutal little “lesson,” to say the least. Disturbing, but fascinating indeed. Gave me “American Mary” vibes if anyone’s seen the movie.

The second was Gluttony, one of seven books themed around the deadly sins. This one followed a woman with a taste for human flesh. Gross yes. But the way it’s written is… it’s hot. Not the eating humans part. But she’s hot. Anyway, she winds up locked in her own basement (of her own accord) with a victim, and, well… she eats him. And then herself. Dark, gory, strange… and exactly the kind of book that sticks in my brain ready to share with my friends for the rest of time to make sure they stay creeped out by my tastes

And speaking of dark & delicious fun… today’s JOI was probably the most fun thing I’ve recorded to date. It made me tense with how horny I was becoming. And so, so wet.

I think next time I’ll have to couple it with a masturbation session… record the audio as I play… maybe even use a dildo… either that or a booty themed JOI for a proper Thong Thursday edition?

Most of you have seen a lot of my older content which yeah, using old content is cool, sure, but it feels like cheating when I know I can keep things fresh and filthy for you…. And far more fun when you don’t know what to expect?

Oh!

and before I forget…since there are a few curious new lurkers… I should confess just how much I love serving a lover with my mouth.

There’s nothing more intoxicating and horny to me than pulling him out of his comfort zone, (if it’s in a public setting), taking control, and placing him at the mercy of my mouth for a few filthy minutes.

I get off on grabbing them in the middle of a gathering/party/bar, dragging him into a quiet room, and dropping to my knees before he can even think to protest. (Not that he would)

I find it even hotter if you’re shifty and nervous, glancing over your shoulder whilst I hungrily and unapologetically, grab at your belt (I can unbuckle one with one hand very very quickly) eager, and determined to taste you no matter the risk?

Probably something likeee….

This?

https://vlix.io/video/e9bdea48de9f49e938e3/

That was an amazing sight, did he finish in your mouth SB?

 

[SpicyBean99]

Thank you SO MUCH for your warm welcome & words of encouragement & recommendation regarding water sports - I shall read the piece after posting this. Please don't take my reference to SCAT as being anything more than watching very classy ladies shitting on expensive dinner plates - show on German internet porn. Such imagery gives me an erection but fails to make my penis release any precum, so no ejaculation/orgasm possible. However, fucking my own horny, nymphomaniacal mother is another matter entirely. During my early teenage years, she used to allow me to join her in her boudoir where we both performed crude naked yoga in front of a full-length wall mirror after which she allowed me to slide my engorged erection into the seductive gap between her gorgeous bum cheeks after which she allowed to to 'bum-rush' her buttocks until I ejaculated, all the while talking very dirty to me. Her greatest birthday gift to me was on the occasion of my 16th birthday when she invited me to enter her fleshy cunt at the end of our naked yoga session.... I thrust my precuming penis into the jungle of tangled pussy hair until my entire cock had disappeared completely. (Please, I BEG YOU to allow me to tell you more - much, much more of what it was like to fuck the cunt of my crazy mother for the very first time.....I want to share my dirty little secret with you, my divine goddess!) Passionate pussy kisses from your loyal motherfucker xxx)

Sir.

Errr!

Thankyou ! for your enthusiasm and for jumping in with such, um, vivid? detail . Each to their own, of course, like I said before, I fully believe the internet is a giant buffet of kinks and curiosities, and everyone’s plate looks a little different. Some people go for the chocolate fountain, others head straight for the sushi bar, and clearly you’ve… found the unwashed German dinnerware section.

No judgment on your tastes… that’s between you, your hand and your browser history!

That said, my little corner of the internet is more “no panties at a tapas and wine date” than “family reunions with extra activities.” I like keeping this thread playful, cheeky, and welcoming without diving into the… um… ancestral archives?

So as much as I admire your bravery in sharing, because damn, I’m going to kindly ask that we steer things back toward the lighter side.

Here, we’re serving snacks, not… a hard Sunday dinner at Mother’s house.

 

[ShaneoD]

So who else is willing to admit to being in the "video processing, come back in a few minutes" gang?

 

[SpicyBean99]

So who else is willing to admit to being in the "video processing, come back in a few minutes" gang?

Heyyy where have you been

And it’s working for meeee?

 

[joclfc]

So who else is willing to admit to being in the "video processing, come back in a few minutes" gang?

I've seen it

 

[ShaneoD]

Heyyy where have you been

And it’s working for meeee?

Oh it's working for me now too, I might have been a little eager.

Oh and I've been doing the boring adult stuff, laundry, washing dishes, even did some dusting

 

[SpicyBean99]

Oh it's working for me now too, I might have been a little eager.

Oh and I've been doing the boring adult stuff, laundry, washing dishes, even did some dusting

Omg you did your towels didn’t you.

Go you!!

But fucking DUSTING?!!! Wow you’ve really pushed the boat out! I can tell you’ve been having such a riveting time!!!

I think I could make dusting sexy…. Just sit in your armchair whilst I dress up as a sexy cleaning lady and begin to dust an invisible spot, right there in front of you. But of course, I bend over and I’m wearing no panties….

(^every “cleaner” porno written by a man)

I’m glad it worked though

 

[SpicyBean99]

Bean! Welcome.back. hope all is well

Hey ILTE42

Thankyou for the warm welcome and also for popping in to say hello!

All is fair in Wit and Nipple City!

 

[SpicyBean99]

You will drain us of all our life force at this rate

I’m ready

This is my personal aim

 

[Jodaily]

Goodnight, friends, delinquents, lovers at times, and sometimes even play things

View attachment 2559154

I’m spending the rest of my evening curled up with my cats and catching up on some reading. I’ve actually already devoured two books this week (short ones, but they still count!)

Both were in the splatterpunk genre, definitely not everyone’s cup of tea, but I can’t resist something a little… fucked up. Any book with a trigger warning list as long as my forearm is one that’s going straight into my basket

I love all literature though. I’m not picky. But my GO TOO and my secret guilty pleasures tend to be on the darker side.

The first was Stitches by Sam West, a rich plastic surgeon’s wife sneaks around with her young gardener, only for her husband to walk in and catch the gardener’s grubby fingers in her perfectly sculpted designer vagina. By the next morning, the pair wake up sewn together. A brutal little “lesson,” to say the least. Disturbing, but fascinating indeed. Gave me “American Mary” vibes if anyone’s seen the movie.

The second was Gluttony, one of seven books themed around the deadly sins. This one followed a woman with a taste for human flesh. Gross yes. But the way it’s written is… it’s hot. Not the eating humans part. But she’s hot. Anyway, she winds up locked in her own basement (of her own accord) with a victim, and, well… she eats him. And then herself. Dark, gory, strange… and exactly the kind of book that sticks in my brain ready to share with my friends for the rest of time to make sure they stay creeped out by my tastes

And speaking of dark & delicious fun… today’s JOI was probably the most fun thing I’ve recorded to date. It made me tense with how horny I was becoming. And so, so wet.

I think next time I’ll have to couple it with a masturbation session… record the audio as I play… maybe even use a dildo… either that or a booty themed JOI for a proper Thong Thursday edition?

Most of you have seen a lot of my older content which yeah, using old content is cool, sure, but it feels like cheating when I know I can keep things fresh and filthy for you…. And far more fun when you don’t know what to expect?

Oh!

and before I forget…since there are a few curious new lurkers… I should confess just how much I love serving a lover with my mouth.

There’s nothing more intoxicating and horny to me than pulling him out of his comfort zone, (if it’s in a public setting), taking control, and placing him at the mercy of my mouth for a few filthy minutes.

I get off on grabbing them in the middle of a gathering/party/bar, dragging him into a quiet room, and dropping to my knees before he can even think to protest. (Not that he would)

I find it even hotter if you’re shifty and nervous, glancing over your shoulder whilst I hungrily and unapologetically, grab at your belt (I can unbuckle one with one hand very very quickly) eager, and determined to taste you no matter the risk?

Probably something likeee….

This?

https://vlix.io/video/e9bdea48de9f49e938e3/

Mmmmm wow. You are SO bad!!
Stitches! LOL. Take that you bitches!
Gluttony? Yikes! Yeah, a little, lot, dark.
JOI hasn’t always been my fave. Often seems too staged.? But you my girl are doing it just for us, and are responsible for deforestation due to all the Kleenex and paper towels that got used up after listening to you. You talked about maybe a dildo next time, but I’m thinking it would be hot listening to your vibrator doing its best to make you squirm and groan.
Have a good night!

 

[SpicyBean99]

Right. Night peops.

Will take ALL your recommendations for future videos and JOI’s into consideration!

And will 100% be posting more.

For now, enjoy what I’ve left and see below for some memes that recently reminded my of Lit and some of the people here!

Byeeeee



If anyone wants to dm me and tell me goodnight and call me a good girl, much appreciated.
Xoxoxox
Joking obviously. My inbox is full of tributes I just want some aftercare.

 

[ChasBozwell30]

Goodnight, friends, delinquents, lovers at times, and sometimes even play things

View attachment 2559154

I’m spending the rest of my evening curled up with my cats and catching up on some reading. I’ve actually already devoured two books this week (short ones, but they still count!)

Both were in the splatterpunk genre, definitely not everyone’s cup of tea, but I can’t resist something a little… fucked up. Any book with a trigger warning list as long as my forearm is one that’s going straight into my basket

I love all literature though. I’m not picky. But my GO TOO and my secret guilty pleasures tend to be on the darker side.

The first was Stitches by Sam West, a rich plastic surgeon’s wife sneaks around with her young gardener, only for her husband to walk in and catch the gardener’s grubby fingers in her perfectly sculpted designer vagina. By the next morning, the pair wake up sewn together. A brutal little “lesson,” to say the least. Disturbing, but fascinating indeed. Gave me “American Mary” vibes if anyone’s seen the movie.

The second was Gluttony, one of seven books themed around the deadly sins. This one followed a woman with a taste for human flesh. Gross yes. But the way it’s written is… it’s hot. Not the eating humans part. But she’s hot. Anyway, she winds up locked in her own basement (of her own accord) with a victim, and, well… she eats him. And then herself. Dark, gory, strange… and exactly the kind of book that sticks in my brain ready to share with my friends for the rest of time to make sure they stay creeped out by my tastes

And speaking of dark & delicious fun… today’s JOI was probably the most fun thing I’ve recorded to date. It made me tense with how horny I was becoming. And so, so wet.

I think next time I’ll have to couple it with a masturbation session… record the audio as I play… maybe even use a dildo… either that or a booty themed JOI for a proper Thong Thursday edition?

Most of you have seen a lot of my older content which yeah, using old content is cool, sure, but it feels like cheating when I know I can keep things fresh and filthy for you…. And far more fun when you don’t know what to expect?

Oh!

and before I forget…since there are a few curious new lurkers… I should confess just how much I love serving a lover with my mouth.

There’s nothing more intoxicating and horny to me than pulling him out of his comfort zone, (if it’s in a public setting), taking control, and placing him at the mercy of my mouth for a few filthy minutes.

I get off on grabbing them in the middle of a gathering/party/bar, dragging him into a quiet room, and dropping to my knees before he can even think to protest. (Not that he would)

I find it even hotter if you’re shifty and nervous, glancing over your shoulder whilst I hungrily and unapologetically, grab at your belt (I can unbuckle one with one hand very very quickly) eager, and determined to taste you no matter the risk?

Probably something likeee….

This?

https://vlix.io/video/e9bdea48de9f49e938e3/

Amazing video, so great to see you in motion, your head bobbing so lovingly on a rock hard cock!

Those books sound interesting. Been reading a lot of short stories myself, would recommend shirley Jackson and tanith Lee, just amazing storytellers. You might like Clive barker, though I'm sure you've heard of him!

 

[Pad_Foot]

This is my personal aim

That video will do it. Again and again

Do watch se7en….. now I know it’s too tame for you

 

[ChasBozwell30]

3 MINUTE “TITTY TUESDAY” JOI AUDI (NSWF) ​

Just Wanked listening to your lovely voice. Touched myself just as you said . Could just imagine your velvet soft tits being covered in all my thick cum. So so good, only thing that would have made it better would have been a countdown!

 

[SpicyBean99]

Just Wanked listening to your lovely voice. Touched myself just as you said . Could just imagine your velvet soft tits being covered in all my thick cum. So so good, only thing that would have made it better would have been a countdown!

I’m meant to be sleeping but the cats are being menaces and I’m scrolling on here in secret. (In secret because I’’m not telling the Bean that needs to be awake early in the morning tomorrow that THIS bean (the horny delinquent bean) is still awake. )

Knowing I made you cum is the best news.

I promise a countdown next time okay? Maybe make it a little longer? I’m listening to ALL your words of advice.

 

[ShaneoD]

What a strange turn of events usually it's us staying up late hoping for more (I may be projecting )

 

[ChasBozwell30]

I’m meant to be sleeping but the cats are being menaces and I’m scrolling on here in secret. (In secret because I’’m not telling the Bean that needs to be awake early in the morning tomorrow that THIS bean (the horny delinquent bean) is still awake. )

Knowing I made you cum is the best news.

I promise a countdown next time okay? Maybe make it a little longer? I’m listening to ALL your words of advice.

Imagining sucking and nibbling on your nipples after I'd just come all over them made me cum so fuckung hard. Im just lying on my bed in the dark, naked, gasping, covered in sweat...

 

[Susurration]

3 MINUTE “TITTY TUESDAY” JOI AUDI (NSWF) ​

This is really hot. I agree with previous comments that countdown would make it even better. I would also suggest slowing it down. Don't get naked for the audience quite so quickly. Tease us. Make us wait more, as it builds the arousal and the tension and your voice is so worth listening to for longer than three minutes (N.B. that said, a quickie challenge is also a welcome option, but I'm not sure that's what you were intending here).

I have a lot of other stuff to catch up on and you have some really fiery, sexy, and enticing pictures. I'm probably too vanilla for you, but I'm going to keep catching up nevertheless. For me, the audio is definitely the best of what I've seen so far though, so definitely make more, and your idea to play along with us at the same time while making one is a very spicey (and enticing) one.

 

[peekingone]

Goodnight, friends, delinquents, lovers at times, and sometimes even play things

View attachment 2559154

I’m spending the rest of my evening curled up with my cats and catching up on some reading. I’ve actually already devoured two books this week (short ones, but they still count!)

Both were in the splatterpunk genre, definitely not everyone’s cup of tea, but I can’t resist something a little… fucked up. Any book with a trigger warning list as long as my forearm is one that’s going straight into my basket

I love all literature though. I’m not picky. But my GO TOO and my secret guilty pleasures tend to be on the darker side.

The first was Stitches by Sam West, a rich plastic surgeon’s wife sneaks around with her young gardener, only for her husband to walk in and catch the gardener’s grubby fingers in her perfectly sculpted designer vagina. By the next morning, the pair wake up sewn together. A brutal little “lesson,” to say the least. Disturbing, but fascinating indeed. Gave me “American Mary” vibes if anyone’s seen the movie.

The second was Gluttony, one of seven books themed around the deadly sins. This one followed a woman with a taste for human flesh. Gross yes. But the way it’s written is… it’s hot. Not the eating humans part. But she’s hot. Anyway, she winds up locked in her own basement (of her own accord) with a victim, and, well… she eats him. And then herself. Dark, gory, strange… and exactly the kind of book that sticks in my brain ready to share with my friends for the rest of time to make sure they stay creeped out by my tastes

And speaking of dark & delicious fun… today’s JOI was probably the most fun thing I’ve recorded to date. It made me tense with how horny I was becoming. And so, so wet.

I think next time I’ll have to couple it with a masturbation session… record the audio as I play… maybe even use a dildo… either that or a booty themed JOI for a proper Thong Thursday edition?

Most of you have seen a lot of my older content which yeah, using old content is cool, sure, but it feels like cheating when I know I can keep things fresh and filthy for you…. And far more fun when you don’t know what to expect?

Oh!

and before I forget…since there are a few curious new lurkers… I should confess just how much I love serving a lover with my mouth.

There’s nothing more intoxicating and horny to me than pulling him out of his comfort zone, (if it’s in a public setting), taking control, and placing him at the mercy of my mouth for a few filthy minutes.

I get off on grabbing them in the middle of a gathering/party/bar, dragging him into a quiet room, and dropping to my knees before he can even think to protest. (Not that he would)

I find it even hotter if you’re shifty and nervous, glancing over your shoulder whilst I hungrily and unapologetically, grab at your belt (I can unbuckle one with one hand very very quickly) eager, and determined to taste you no matter the risk?

Probably something likeee….

This?

https://vlix.io/video/e9bdea48de9f49e938e3/

I sure hope I don’t go blind

 

[SpicyBean99]

This is really hot. I agree with previous comments that countdown would make it even better. I would also suggest slowing it down. Don't get naked for the audience quite so quickly. Tease us. Make us wait more, as it builds the arousal and the tension and your voice is so worth listening to for longer than three minutes (N.B. that said, a quickie challenge is also a welcome option, but I'm not sure that's what you were intending here).

I have a lot of other stuff to catch up on and you have some really fiery, sexy, and enticing pictures. I'm probably too vanilla for you, but I'm going to keep catching up nevertheless. For me, the audio is definitely the best of what I've seen so far though, so definitely make more, and your idea to play along with us at the same time while making one is a very spicey (and enticing) one.

I’m letting you be my final distraction before I head to sleep

It’s lovely to meet you! I’m Bean Lits local book, praise, picture and word slut.

I was about to say there’s no such thing as too vanilla but that would be me lying and half this thread would call me out on it BUT, as long as you accept kink then there’s space for you here!!!

Maybe you can teach me to enjoy things on the less freakish side

Now for some classic Bean waffle:

I agree with all of the above BUT I’m not getting paid to sit and record audios and the images are totally different. I can put a sexy outfit on, snap a few pics or film something not put together quite easily!

With the JOI as with my writing it takes more time and effort…. More time planning, recording and posting… I know I could post a 15 to 30 minute JOI but to what end? People will keep wanting more and more I do this for fun (by “do” I mean running this lil thread)! I would HATE for it to become chore like?

But I can promise you the next JOI will incorporate most if not all the things mentioned to me. Inc but not limited too: using a vibrator, doing a countdown and allowing it to be a little longer!

welcum to my thread! I really hope you stay and enjoy!

I shall dm you tomorrow and we can have a proper chat!

 

[peekingone]

I’m letting you be my final distraction before I head to sleep

It’s lovely to meet you! I’m Bean Lits local book, praise, picture and word slut.

I was about to say there’s no such thing as too vanilla but that would be me lying and half this thread would call me out on it BUT, as long as you accept kink then there’s space for you here!!!

Maybe you can teach me to enjoy things on the less freakish side

Now for some classic Bean waffle:

I agree with all of the above BUT I’m not getting paid to sit and record audios and the images are totally different. I can put a sexy outfit on, snap a few pics or film something not put together quite easily!

With the JOI as with my writing it takes more time and effort…. More time planning, recording and posting… I know I could post a 15 to 30 minute JOI but to what end? People will keep wanting more and more I do this for fun (by “do” I mean running this lil thread)! I would HATE for it to become chore like?

But I can promise you the next JOI will incorporate most if not all the things mentioned to me. Inc but not limited too: using a vibrator, doing a countdown and allowing it to be a little longer!

welcum to my thread! I really hope you stay and enjoy!

I shall dm you tomorrow and we can have a proper chat!

Have a great sleep. Thanks for the wonderful treats today

 

[Susurration]

I’m letting you be my final distraction before I head to sleep

It’s lovely to meet you! I’m Bean Lits local book, praise, picture and word slut.

I was about to say there’s no such thing as too vanilla but that would be me lying and half this thread would call me out on it BUT, as long as you accept kink then there’s space for you here!!!

Maybe you can teach me to enjoy things on the less freakish side

Now for some classic Bean waffle:

I agree with all of the above BUT I’m not getting paid to sit and record audios and the images are totally different. I can put a sexy outfit on, snap a few pics or film something not put together quite easily!

With the JOI as with my writing it takes more time and effort…. More time planning, recording and posting… I know I could post a 15 to 30 minute JOI but to what end? People will keep wanting more and more I do this for fun (by “do” I mean running this lil thread)! I would HATE for it to become chore like?

But I can promise you the next JOI will incorporate most if not all the things mentioned to me. Inc but not limited too: using a vibrator, doing a countdown and allowing it to be a little longer!

welcum to my thread! I really hope you stay and enjoy!

I shall dm you tomorrow and we can have a proper chat!

Thank you so much for your reply. I am flattered to be the final distraction for today. I found my way here from the word threads. I do love fun wordplay .

You are absolutely right and I fully agree that you do exactly what is fun for you. I am catching up with more of the pictures now and my word, you know how to capture my attention . Keep being you. You must never let anything become a chore. The passion is vital. Whenever you do decide to make another JOI, I will definitely keep an eye out for it. I'm not usually on regularly, but I have a work lull at the moment, so I am taking advantage of that.

Oh and kinks, I have a few too. I also absolutely accept the kinks of others. Sometimes I find out things that I didn't know that I liked. Eighteen years on this forum have been very informative .

I should be in bed too, given how late it is for us both in the UK, but procrastination rules ! Sleep well and I look forward to further conversations .

 

[newengland07]

Whoa…***** threw me a curveball for like 2 days and I feel like I missed a lot!!!!

 

[zach20092]

Spanking myself for missing this thread for so long!!

 

[SpicyBean99]

Whoa…***** threw me a curveball for like 2 days and I feel like I missed a lot!!!!

It’s been a fun few days here here at Wit and Nipples