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Hello, this is Life,
calling you about your
extended warranty.
Coverage expires
without notice.
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Hello, this is Life,
calling you about your
extended warranty.
Coverage expires
without notice.
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Hello, this is Life,
calling you about your
extended warranty.
Coverage expires
without notice.
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Briiiiiiiiing
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Hello, this is Life,
calling you about your
extended warranty.
Coverage expires
without notice.
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Hello, this is Life,
calling you about your
extended warranty.
Coverage expires
without notice.
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Hello, this is Life,
inviting you to dinner,
candlelight for two,
a dance, a laugh, a smile,
if you just answer the call.
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Hello, this is Life,
I’m calling to tell you
I’ve been phased out.
This is the last call,
your last chance to pick up.
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Hello, this is Death,
calling about your
extended warranty.
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It's expired.
I decided to include the article I wrote that goes with this poem. So many deep thoughts that come with Death.
I'm Trying to Reach You About Your Car’s Extended Warranty
We all laugh when we hear that line.
It’s the spam call that won’t quit, the running joke that somehow found a way to become folklore.
But here’s the thing: death is its own extended warranty call. It always comes, often when we least expect it, and the message is always the same—time is up.
And what matters most is not whether we bought the warranty, but whether we actually used the vehicle while we had it.
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The Life We Leave in Others
When we go, there will always be grief. That’s the cost of love. The people who carry us forward will miss our presence, our laugh, our hands. They will regret not having one more morning coffee, one more late-night talk, one more ordinary Tuesday.
But there is another kind of regret, the bitter one—the regret of what was never said, never done, never shared. That’s the regret that corrodes the memory of a life. It twists grief into anger, bitterness, even shame.
We don’t get to choose when our time is up, but we do get to choose the weight we leave in the hands of those who survive us.
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Gratitude Is the Work of the Living
Gratitude isn’t just saying “thank you” at dinner or posting #blessed on a photo. It’s living in such a way that your presence is never in doubt.
It’s making the phone call you keep putting off.
It’s telling the people you love that you love them while they can still hear it.
It’s finding joy in the ordinary—grass that smells of rain, the warmth of bread just out of the oven, the way someone you love wrinkles their nose when they laugh.
Gratitude is not abstract. It’s daily practice. It’s the work of noticing, of choosing joy when bitterness could take root, of speaking love when silence would be easier.
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Living Without Regret
None of us will leave this world without someone wishing for one more day. But we can leave without people haunted by what went unsaid.
To live without regret is not to live perfectly—it is to live honestly. To apologize when we’ve harmed. To forgive where we can. To choose presence over distraction, laughter over silence, truth over comfort.
A life lived this way leaves behind something rare: grief that is heavy with love, not poisoned with resentment.
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The Final Ring
So here’s the real extended warranty call:
How are you spending the miles you’ve got left?
Are you driving your life hard into the joy of it, windows down, music up, wind in your hair?
Or are you letting it idle in the driveway, waiting for a better day that never comes?
The call always comes. And when it does, may those who answer it feel joy in the memories of you, not anger at the absences. May they know you lived in gratitude, spoke your love, left nothing essential unsaid.
That’s the only warranty worth holding.
Dying light, gasping (in your eyes, your breath)Hit me hard;
Moments slip like dying light,
Echoes of the end.