Wit & Nipples 🍒

[Jaws82]

It’s the freaking weekend!!!

Coffee check
Masturbate

Oops, didn’t see you there beneath me?

How is everybody doing today!

Good morning Bean

Enjoy your weekend, I’ve got to work it unfortunately.

Looks like your off to a good start

 

[urbangentleman]

It’s the freaking weekend!!!

Coffee check
Masturbate

Oops, didn’t see you there beneath me?

How is everybody doing today!

https://vlix.io/video/58e26c1d2265bf9da0af/

Last week but similar leaving of some Clan Cameron DNA behind in the old country.

I had some pedestrian coffee too. Need to tank up on caffeine. This no 420 life is holding me back.

Off to Glasgow for lunch and to feck about.

 

[subdudeme13]

It’s the freaking weekend!!!

Coffee check
Masturbate

Oops, didn’t see you there beneath me?

How is everybody doing today!

If I was doing any better I would need to get help to be able to enjoy it all! Licking up the cum tribute, no need to waste it.

 

[subdudeme13]

But you can’t right now being… wherever you are, im stuck with my hand and she’s been used, so this is kinda just unfair and I’m MEANT TO BE ASLEEP.

But you’re new so, I couldn’t leave you hanging. Welcum to my thread.

Ohhhh and welcome to you too! Even better if I get to virtually ride your beard? Happy to have you hereeee!

Saddle up!

 

[devilsanus]

It’s the freaking weekend!!!

Coffee check
Masturbate

Oops, didn’t see you there beneath me?

How is everybody doing today!

No offense, but I feel like those shorts might chafe my lips a bit. Would you mind removing them?

 

[Mikel2410]

It’s the freaking weekend!!!

Coffee check
Masturbate

Oops, didn’t see you there beneath me?

How is everybody doing today!

Can I be your chair please

 

[Azuldrgon]

@Azuldrgon you asked me last night: “It is the first time we are hooking up. Where is the best place to cum in/on you and which place will net m never to be invited again? ”

First night? Mouth or titties.

I presume the other part means where don’t I want it? My ears…. Or my hair, preferably, I mean sometimes you can’t help it…. Also I “hate” ( ) getting cum in my eyes but during a facial it can’t really be helped… theres something about my eyes being red and runny, mascara dripping down my cheeks all mixed together with cum that I really enjoy

I love the picture you painted with those words.
This plus this mornings offering have me smiling.
Currently working through my overworking this week physically.

 

[Azuldrgon]

SPICY SEX QUESTIONS WITH BEAN ​

1. Have you ever had a one-night stand?

Never. Every person I have slept with has been for multiple times.

2. What’s your wildest sexual fantasy?

Current one is to experiment with a Litster from out of the country currently

3. Have you ever had a threesome?

No. It's on the list.

4. What is your most embarrassing sexual experience?

Definitely the time I was interrupted by my daughter who proceeded to voice one of her stuffies while her mother and I were trying. She laughed. I was angry. Still a great story though.

5. Have you ever had sex in public?

A few of my best experiences.

7. What’s the most adventurous place you’ve had sex?

Near a church while I was in the military.

8. Do you enjoy dirty talk?

I do. I am a huge audiophile.

9. Have you ever filmed yourself having sex?

Yes, but they were lost to history.

10. What’s your favorite type of porn?

I like the ones where the woman shows what she wants. Too much porn seems male-dominated. It's wonderful to see the women take the lead at times.

11. Have you ever used sex toys?

Not personally. I have had experiences where she did.

12. What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one day?

six maybe? It's been a while.

14. What’s your favorite position?

Preference is her facing me riding so I can grab that ass.

16. Have you ever had sex with someone much older or younger than you?

Oldest was 14 years older. Youngest was a year younger.

18. What’s the longest you’ve gone without sex?

Without any sexual contact, probably a year.

19. Have you ever been caught in the act?

a few times.

20. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher or boss?

I wrote about a crush on a teacher.

21. What’s your favorite part of your partner’s body?

The small of her back. Best place to put your hand when you embrace.

22. Have you ever been to a strip club?

I have. My favorite barista currently does a few shifts at one up north and I haven't made it up there to see her yet. It's on the list for sure.

23. What is your opinion on role-playing?

I'm for it depending on the roles.

24. What’s the most people you’ve had sex with in one week?

2

27. Have you ever had sex in a pool or hot tub?

foreplay in the pool.

28. Have you ever been handcuffed or tied up during sex?

I have tried it.

31. Have you ever given or received a lap dance?

Received. By my favorite barista in a different club. #worthit

32. What’s the dirtiest thought you’ve ever had about a total stranger?

There was a attractive woman at a job site wearing tight jeans and knee pads (construction). I thought about her on those kneepads with my cock buried down her throat. There was some quality wanking that night.

33. Have you ever sent a nude selfie?

I'm very self-conscious about my body. So if I sent one, I trust you very much.

35. Do you prefer casual sex or being in a relationship?

I prefer a relationship to an extent just because there's more to sex when there is.

36. What’s the dirtiest text you’ve sent or received?

When a fwb sent me a picture of her on the bed with toy in hand to show me how turned on she was. Fuck.

38. What’s the most sexually daring thing you’ve done?

driving 200 miles for it.

39. Have you ever tried anal sex?

I have tried it. Miss it.

40. What’s your opinion on open relationships?

I think they work with the right amount of communication. But it's difficult.

42. What turns you on the most?

confidence and interest

43. What is your biggest sexual regret?

Settling early before exploring more.

46. What’s the weirdest thing that turns you on?

accents.

49. Have you ever had a sexual encounter you regret?

I regret the one I didn't complete.

50. What’s your favorite spot to be kissed?

neck

51. Have you ever had a crush on a co-worker?

wrote about this one a few times.

53. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

I prefer both. It's been a while since I gave though.

54. Have you ever used food during foreplay?

Not my thing.

55. What’s the sexiest dream you’ve ever had?

It involved my favorite barista paying off a bet after her team lost a (American) football game.

57. Have you ever had sex in a car?

a few times.

58. Do you enjoy using lubricants?

I think sometimes they don't feel right.

59. Have you ever subscribed to an adult content provider?

Yes.

60. Who was your best sexual partner, and why?

Definitely my last FWB because we were able to explore together.

61. Have you ever tried BDSM?

A little bit.

62. What’s the most rounds you’ve gone in one night?

Three

63. Have you ever been turned on by someone unexpected?

Yes. Never acted on it though.

64. Do you like watching your partner pleasure themselves?

Huge fan of it. Especially if I get to participate near the end to crest her over.

65. Have you ever had a crush on a celebrity?

Numerous.

66. Do you ever watch porn together with your partner?

We're into different things.

67. Have you ever considered hiring an escort?

I have considered it. Never did it though.

68. What’s your biggest sexual fear?

Being forced to go into my hard no zone.

69. Have you ever had a sex encounter while drunk?

I don't get drunk often to allow that to happen.

Very interesting questions.
@SpicyBean99 love, would you answer #'s 65 and 67 for me please?

 

[SpicyBean99]

I’m out on a walk at the moment enjoying the on and off sun & rain (yawn, British weather) I’ll be back to responding a lil later! MWAH!

 

[firefox27eros]

I’m out on a walk at the moment enjoying the on and off sun & rain (yawn, British weather) I’ll be back to responding a lil later! MWAH!

YNWA!

 

[Pad_Foot]

I’m out on a walk at the moment enjoying the on and off sun & rain (yawn, British weather) I’ll be back to responding a lil later! MWAH!

Love watching you respond!!

 

[Jordan90]

It’s the freaking weekend!!!

Coffee check
Masturbate

Oops, didn’t see you there beneath me?

How is everybody doing today!

I love the hair toss....absolutely mezmerizing.

 

[firefox27eros]

Kinda melted me that you remember these things

You’re meant to choose one to ask me though

My question/request: Would you fill up (for you and your male partner at least) and share a DirtyCode profile?
Thank you in advance!

 

[peekingone]

It’s the freaking weekend!!!

Coffee check
Masturbate

Oops, didn’t see you there beneath me?

How is everybody doing today!

Little lower and hover there for a bit. Good for your squat workout

 

[SpicyBean99]

Foraged 1kg of blackberries on my walk and managed 18k steps….my hands are all cut up from thorn bushes and stung from stinging nettles. Is anyone proud of meeee jam incoming…tea and scones at mine? Followed by an orgy… cough….movie?

 

[Azuldrgon]

Foraged 1kg of blackberries on my walk and managed 18k steps….my hands are all cut up from thorn bushes and stung from stinging nettles. Is anyone proud of meeee jam incoming…tea and scones at mine? Followed by an orgy… cough….movie?
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Super proud of you, Sweetheart.

 

[Celticlight]

jam incoming…tea and scones at mine? Followed by an orgy… cough….movie?

Sticky, messy, delicious, satisfying… oh, and tea and scones first, wonderful!

 

[deft]

Excellent haul!

 

[firefox27eros]

Foraged 1kg of blackberries on my walk and managed 18k steps….my hands are all cut up from thorn bushes and stung from stinging nettles. Is anyone proud of meeee jam incoming…tea and scones at mine? Followed by an orgy… cough….movie?
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Good girl! I am so proud of you, @SpicyBean99 , you gathered delicious fruits and 18k steps in a beautiful, healing place is always marvellous feelings.

 

[Hopeful1972]

I have very hot wanks

https://vlix.io/video/4f0d8c55ecc7beaf2d78/

Wow, just wow

 

[zach55]

Foraged 1kg of blackberries on my walk and managed 18k steps….my hands are all cut up from thorn bushes and stung from stinging nettles. Is anyone proud of meeee jam incoming…tea and scones at mine? Followed by an orgy… cough….movie?
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I hope you will have some jam left in a couple of weeks! I fly into London on the 13th!!!!

 

[peekingone]

Foraged 1kg of blackberries on my walk and managed 18k steps….my hands are all cut up from thorn bushes and stung from stinging nettles. Is anyone proud of meeee jam incoming…tea and scones at mine? Followed by an orgy… cough….movie?
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That is delightful. Your efforts will be yummy I am sure. Nothing better than fresh picking fruit.

 

[Liquor_Starfish]

Foraged 1kg of blackberries on my walk and managed 18k steps….my hands are all cut up from thorn bushes and stung from stinging nettles. Is anyone proud of meeee jam incoming…tea and scones at mine? Followed by an orgy… cough….movie?
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Very proud of you, and ready for that orgy.

 

[MrSilence]

@SpicyBean99 I have two questions for you.
#1 Which is your favorite dinosaur, if you have one. Mine is the velociraptor. I like to think that if there ever was a species of dinosaur that could've had a complex civilization it would be the velociraptor.
#2 What is your writing process? I tend to keep it all in my head until I'm ready to write, sort of gatekeeping my mind. If I come up with a great line or paragraph I'll write it down so I don't forget it.
I'm happy to answer any spicy and non-spicy questions if you want to ask

 

[NightBirdNYC]

I have very hot wanks

https://vlix.io/video/4f0d8c55ecc7beaf2d78/

Goodness how delicious! And a spellbinding avatar as well And we use the same video hosting site!
Goodness how delicious! And a spellbinding avatar as well And we use the same video hosting site!
https://vlix.io/video/ca0caa53141f2ebc3043/