The new strain of Covid (Covid XFG also known as Covid Nimbus) has one unique symptom

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A new strain of the Covid virus has entered the United States. It's been previously identified in 38 other countries and is called "Covid XFG" or "Covid Nimbus". The United States is unable to track this strain because the current President doesn't want us to track viruses any longer.

The single biggest symptom of Covid XFG/Nimbus is the sudden onset of laryngitis (vocal cord inflammation to the point where it leaves you unable to talk). If you suddenly develop laryngitis without any other symptoms, you likely have Covid Nimbus.

The good news is that the latest version of the Covid booster vaccine shot has a 100% chance of preventing infection.

The bad news is we have no idea what horse paste dewormer has on this new strain.
 
A new strain of the Covid virus has entered the United States. It's been previously identified in 38 other countries and is called "Covid XFG" or "Covid Nimbus". The United States is unable to track this strain because the current President doesn't want us to track viruses any longer.

The single biggest symptom of Covid XFG/Nimbus is the sudden onset of laryngitis (vocal cord inflammation to the point where it leaves you unable to talk). If you suddenly develop laryngitis without any other symptoms, you likely have Covid Nimbus.
"Unable to talk," Surely the Gods themselves will infect DJT.
 
A new strain of the Covid virus has entered the United States. It's been previously identified in 38 other countries and is called "Covid XFG" or "Covid Nimbus". The United States is unable to track this strain because the current President doesn't want us to track viruses any longer.

The single biggest symptom of Covid XFG/Nimbus is the sudden onset of laryngitis (vocal cord inflammation to the point where it leaves you unable to talk). If you suddenly develop laryngitis without any other symptoms, you likely have Covid Nimbus.

The good news is that the latest version of the Covid booster vaccine shot has a 100% chance of preventing infection.

The bad news is we have no idea what horse paste dewormer has on this new strain.
So much for the so-called Party of "Freedom".
 
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