The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Missk_2022]

Lesse:

buried Geezer
did a bit of maintenance on the new hoe
fixed the push mower
started diagnostics on the second-team riding mower
tied into the lot we're carving from the wilderness
moved a bigass pile of dirt and "lost" it - kinda
dig out some stumps
moved the pile of trees
eliminated needing a chipper, there by saving a bunch a money
rough graded most of the lot
got an oil filter for the farm truck
got some pelletized shit for the soggy barn floor
dragged out the barn using the new machine.
cleaned out the back of the farm truck
fed some poodles some apples


Got a supper invite for tomorrow.

WOW!!

 

[thør]

The opening line in a fairy tale

No Goldilocks here. Just weeds.

 

[Missk_2022]

Night all....

 

[Qky75]

Bet it would pair well with Captain Underpants
a children's book series so popular, they made a movie
(it got SO many kids reading!!!! )

Sort of like Playboy encouraged my reading. Those articles.......

 

[Lilianna23]

Be still my diabetic heart!

I could always adjust the sugar content...

 

[Lilianna23]

Move to the Midwest and you get enough.

Do you have room for me? Little dog, too!

 

[Lilianna23]

View attachment 2551641

Hey, hey, hey!

 

[Lilianna23]

Comes from necessity.... I haven't gone to yhe grocery store

I went today. One store had cherries on sale; another had blueberries on sale. Had to get both!

 

[Lilianna23]

Mine thought I was a bitch.... until they needed help then I was their best friend... I didnt let my personal feelings affect whether I helped you or not... because it is about the patient....

I guess I had a reputation...but my patients usually loved me

Mine, too! I got loads of marriage proposals after recovering open hearts all night!

 

[Lilianna23]

I'm trying to catch up on the pasture. It was damp and grass was high and the tractor was complaining in places.


It was fun to have the two poodles and six goats as an audience of sorts while I whacked the green. I'll finish up today.

They were probably wondering what the hooman was doing in their grass!

 

[Lilianna23]

Omg...I found the resize button!!!!!

Beautiful!

 

[Lilianna23]

And done some of it

Indeed! Thank God there was no internet or cell phones during that time of my life!

 

[Lilianna23]

That was part #1 of a very long story. It's best left in the dustbin of the past.

I'm VERY proficient with restraints. Just sayin!

 

[Lilianna23]

Grammar Nazi says: it's all one word.



Grammar Nazi hates Spell Checker Buddy.

Thundercunt it is, then!

 

[Lilianna23]

Happy Canada Day!!!!

Oh, Canada!

 

[Lilianna23]

Over, Under, Around, and Through???

And in-between!

 

[Lilianna23]

Lillianna and I want to know if we can paint it pink... and sparkle something...seat cover maybe

Methinks some bedazzling might be necessary!

 

[Lilianna23]

Fricking bullshit asshole vendors son of a seafairing sailor dastardly dog faced aholes

How is that for a string of swear words

Very good!

 

[Lilianna23]

I’m at corporate zombieland today, but what a difference, driving 20 miles south makes…

While the storm was pretty bad at our place, when I got to work today, all the power was just being restored. Trees and limbs down everywhere. The AC went down so it’s still super-hot inside, but it’s leveling out.

I seriously think maybe a wall
Of wind or a f0 tornado mighta ripped thru here.

Now they are talking about flooding rains- up to 3-4” possible AND the possibility of 60mph winds. I say possibility cuz it could happen, but I also don’t want to downplay it either. Looks like it’ll be an interesting commute home tonight.

Stay safe!

 

[Lilianna23]

Either there's an invisible Sword of Damocles hovering still or today's changes went really well
What have you all been up to?


I squicked out some fellow undergrads on Movie Night once. We were watching The Fly with Jeff Goldblum. Took me a bit to realize I was the only one who had ordered food - pepperoni pizza. Then I caught the looks and I think one girl left? Okay - so I put down my slice for a few minutes during the movie when Goldblum looked a little too much like a rearranged pizza... but when he progressed to looking more like a human fly, I finished eating.
Blood and guts?
But pus and puke?

*adds to Bucket List*

That's her nice side... she can get... cranky

Really? Encouragement? That's what you think he needs here?

Hmm... sounds like only part of the story to me...
The start of a funny joke...
The opening line in a fairy tale...

Solution: New Bar Name - The ER and/or The ICU
Heck, if they can have a bar called The Library near the University... why not?

The little known and oft forgotten cast member of Thomas the Tank
View attachment 2551667
(Looks like they took the extra "ER" to make the new bar sign )

So... you're a shark now?

Yes! Yes, it would!!

It's a Band Name...
eff 'em both

Beware! That's how they lure you in... just before the attack!

I have a same-day appointment today. Had a piece of floss shred between a tooth and a crown. I can't get it all out. I've had close calls before but on the losing end this time. I think from here on it's a water flosser for that grouping of teeth. They are just too tight for floss.

View attachment 2551669

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em?

View attachment 2551674

I can talk about it... but can't watch in on the screen... and when you add in the smells IRL?

Oooh, now we have 2 Body Removal Resources, folks!

Cheers to Canada...
And Welcome to the Café
Here's the standard spiel:

We run this thread a little differently.

Read the first post...goes over the "rules" so to speak.

I will summarize:
1. No religion
2. No politics
3. No drama
4. No hitting on the women-- dm the person if interested.... if they don't respond.... there is your answer.
5. For God sake read a profile before you dm the wrong person.
6. If your first post is heavy on the innuendo ..... you need to slow your roll

This thread is like the bar cheers or the corner coffee shop. We are FRIENDS here and not like other threads...we are fiercely protective of the vibe and each other. If this sounds like a place you would like, stick around.... if not there are eleventy billion other threads that will suit your needs.

To get an idea of the vibe I would scroll through the last 10 pages or so and you will see.

Hope you like it.

Not sure if this would deter thieves or move it up the list of desired assets to acquire?

You had me at "vendors"

Drive safely and remember...

Love, love, LOVE the horsie lawn mowers!

 

[Lilianna23]

With a bit of hydraulic oil. Two leaks.



We got Geezer Cat out with Bully Poodle.



I think they'll have a lot to talk about.

Bittersweet!

 

[Lilianna23]

@Lilianna23 …. With you everything is a compliment

Awww!

 

[Lilianna23]

Now that has me wondering @Lilianna23

Keep wondering till you see us, G!

 

[Lilianna23]

I do like that better...
Hey, @Wonderer67 ... you working on the lineup for Music Night at the Café?

Wow - that's a lineup! We may need a full Weekend Music Festival

And are you playing bass for all of them?


Snow
Hail
Ice
Thunder
(^^ all 1 band)
Angry Avocado
The Cranky Campers
Engine Displacement
Wacky Hijinks
Low Grade Chaos
The Doobie Decimal System
Purple Stilettos
Work Day Weasles
Schlöng
Dastardly Pernicious Curmudgeon
subversive frolickers
Homicidal Ideation - featuring Suicidal Hammer
mayhem to the maximüm
Latent Slut
Thunder Cunt

Sounds like a lineup I'd like to see!

 

[Lilianna23]

What a day! We had several changes in the database effective today. We requested the vendor of one application to make the changes in our production environment because they have a tool to effect mass changes in one swoop.

They completed their changes last night. I manually entered the changes in a linked database LIVE this morning.

We had tickets, complaints, and confusion all day long.
Why? The vendor made their changes AFTER the deadline for daily code change publication - - in their own damn product.

So now we have to play Captain Obvious and add a call out to remind them when we expect them to effect the change - before or after 10pm on the date specified.

Mollycoddled shitstain dipshit brain-dead fartgoblin!

Add: shit-fer-brains!