Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[Lichen2CU]

They were both toast??

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Do you spend time at the "Playground".? I stopped by as per barefootgirl's recommendation and I was a bit overwhelmed.

Never been there. What made it overwhelming?

 

[NCneedslove_18]

They were both toast??

It was loaf at first sight

 

[Lichen2CU]

... You are very good at this!

Just - so many threads. I had no idea where to start.

 

[Lichen2CU]

Oops.... I have to head back to real life. My wife needs me. It's always such a pleasure to see you...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

heading to bed! Later

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Just remembered a joke someone told me a while back.

Do you know why you cannot cross an eagle and an eel?

Because it’s illegal

Groan!! But it is cute and definitely a dad joke.

 

[shizzz]

How do you feed baby ghosts?


With Boo-bees…..

Cue laughter reel

 

[Liberia]

I love people of all ages, my oldest friend was 98 and died last year, I read to her in the end, because she could no longer.
Many of my male friends are in their 60s, I love platonic friendships and have ample married friends.
Feel free to write to me.
Doing a PhD, in my 20s, fostering a teen so always glad about parents who get my daily struggles, feminist, passionate progressive, love my father dearly.

 

[FunIdeas4U]

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.

 

[Lichen2CU]

NC - definitely qualifies as a "dad joke"...

 

[Lichen2CU]

shizz - Good one. Now I'm wondering whether I'm a "ghost"...

 

[Lichen2CU]

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.

... That's a good one!

 

[Lichen2CU]

I love people of all ages, my oldest friend was 98 and died last year, I read to her in the end, because she could no longer.
Many of my male friends are in their 60s, I love platonic friendships and have ample married friends.
Feel free to write to me.
Doing a PhD, in my 20s, fostering a teen so always glad about parents who get my daily struggles, feminist, passionate progressive, love my father dearly.

Wow! You've got a LOT on your plate. Fostering AND doing a Ph.D. Oh my.... I did a Ph.D. in my 20s - but that was a long time ago. What, if I may ask, is your area of study. I was a biologist.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

 

[Hmm72]

In a dada base

LMAO….ROFL just stumbled on this thread and shit I’ve never laughed so hard

 

[CuriousRick]

My girlfriend poked me in both eyes!! I stopped seeing her

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Ha! That’s cute!

 

[jdh276]

Ha! That’s cute!

 

[Draven1442]

I love a good dad jokes. These are great

 

[CuriousRick]

I love a good dad jokes. These are great

Me too.
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite. But they are a solid #2

 

[NCneedslove_18]

So here’s a mom joke.

Science teacher: “When is the boiling point reached?”
Student: “When my mother sees my report card!”

 

[NCneedslove_18]

I know! Groan! Not as funny as dad jokes!

 

[Draven1442]

I know! Groan! Not as funny as dad jokes!

I laughed out loud. It was great. Keep em coming

 

[Deadbed1968]

What’s red and smells like blue paint?


Red Paint. <rim shot>