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I love that my oldest son has my sarcasm and smart-assery, while his older sister has the sass, beauty, and brilliance (and lack of height!). #3 has the smart-assery and GNF attitude, #4 and #5 are still in training. I know they're definitely my children.I love the messages back and forth with my daughter. Her smart-assery is coming along nicely I think
Me, too, Salty!I wish I could understand nuance in text![]()
Sorry..I was buzzedI wish I could understand nuance in text![]()
Isn't @fsa52 great?!lol I can always depend on you for slapping and to not be a judgy b-word!![]()
If you are going to masturbate then you are probably in the best place to do it. Waiting until you are on public transport, out having dinner or wandering around the shops really isn’t considered appropriate these daysI should get out of bed now, if I risk masturbating I might fall asleep again![]()
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
Because they said "Bach bach bach bach."
If you get violent when you're buzzed, how does that translate with Lingus? Rough sex?Sorry..I was buzzed![]()
Um… when was that considered okay?If you are going to masturbate then you are probably in the best place to do it. Waiting until you are on public transport, out having dinner or wandering around the shops really isn’t considered appropriate these days![]()
Not yet. You're still on my to do list...I wonder if he has messaged every woman.![]()
That's funny, we are at our Cottage in NY, and there was a Boys weekend party 2 Cottages down! Been quiet there this morning! LMAOWondering what shape the cottage will be in tomorrow after the "boys weekend".
That's a good crop! Don't tell the feds...I think my grass grew a foot overnight.
You canI wish I could knit in the shower… hmm.