Where were you the last time you masturbated?

Right here on my living room couch. I’m going to be doing it again if I’m on much longer.:
 
Rather unimaginatively in front of my iMac watching a granny make it a threesome with her grandson and his wife. Two years ago though I could be found jacking off on my sister-in-law's bed. She and hubby were on vacation, and I had just walked their dog for them. I thought, hey, why waste the chance?
 
at this moment i am in my recliner jerking. it's my birthday and my wife was on a date last night and texted me about 20 minutes ago that she was coming home with my present.
Well what was it?? Inquiring minds wanna know ;)
 
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