Wit & Nipples 🍒

Morning all. Heading to work on the train so now I gotta be all distracted and shit with no way to do anything about it  mock pouts

In all seriousness, keep on being you, SB99. Cause...you're pretty great.
 
Good afternooooon lovers 🖤 🦇

Thank FUCK it’s Friday.

Work this week was extra demanding therefore had to focus my attention over there rather than here!

But to kind of make up for it, I guess, I put together a complication of SpicyBean through the years. Some pics in there range from 2019 through to now 2025, lots of different hair colours, different vibes and aesthetics. Which was your fave? Mine personally when I had the red hair. Damn that was a good time!

Enjoy! Pick Your Favourite
Ooh. That number 6. ❤️
 
Right…. I think as much as I share myself with you there are parts you have no idea about and I think it could be fun for you to get to know me a lil better sooo… here goes nothing….

1. Who are you?
Hi, I’m Bean. Writer, constant dreamer, occasional deviant, receptionist and sales person. I was adopted at six months old, after my birth mum spent her entire pregnancy injecting heroin. My childhood was shaped by a lot of love and a lil bit of well needed spicy trauma. I do however have severe trust issues because of that.
2. Random facts about me?
I play the cello and the piano
Speak two languages
Used to be a competitive swimmer
Can play Netball (like really fucking well)
I try to get my nails done most of the time.
I’ve had sex in most public places but none of them were ever as good as fucking on my dining room table. ( beach, forest hiking trail, toilet on the train….bar/club toilet, I have also masturbate once at an empty skatepark for a video….)
3. What’s something people assume about you that’s dead wrong? That I’m super confident. People that meet me tell me they envy my confidence. But… that’s because I know how to carry myself, how to walk into a room like I belong in it. How to speak to people, strangers of all walks of life. But underneath that, I live with severe anxiety that claws at my thoughts. For most of my life, I’ve held this quiet, persistent belief that no matter what I do, someone else will always be better. Smarter. More wanted. More valid than I. And honestly It’s taken me years to understand that’s not truth, it’s conditioning. A voice I inherited, not one I chose. And silencing that voice isn’t a one-time thing. It’s something I do every single day. My confidence doesn’t come from never doubting myself. It comes from knowing I will, and choosing to show up anyway.
3. What are some things you’ve done with your life/have happened to you, that shaped who you are?
Fell in love with women. Coming out as bisexual was probably the thing that helped shape me the most. My first “crazy” sexual experience you could say was at the age of 18 when I was a unicorn for a couple. We watched Sense8 together, me sandwiched in between the two of them, one of them playing with my breasts; the other fingering my pussy. They’d cook for me, I’d make cocktails; we’d share joints. The very first time we all fucked, her partner had stage fright and just sat on the sidelines. It was the first time a woman made me cum and I’ll never ever forget it. She was curvaceous, with long naturally ginger hair, beautiful breasts and a soft gentle voice. Fuck she was so fucking hot. I miss her.
I’m currently studying forensic psychology with the open university, although I do technically have half a degree in criminology and psychology, though that degree isn’t accredited by the BPS hence the change!
I used to be a competitive swimmer. Fun and cute story. I went to an all girls private school for most of my secondary years. They had a pool, and the year 7s had lessons. The trainer pulled my dad to the side and said: “sir your daughter is far too good to be doing lessons with the rest of the girls, we would like her to do try outs for the year 10&11 competitive team.” I did try outs and I got in. Within that same year I was swimming for my county doing heats all over the UK!
I have done the three peaks ( Yorkshire three, Pen-y-ghent, Whernside and Ingelborough!) we did it for charity and I finished 10 miles on a partially dislocated knee. I refused to quit. The length of the entire hike is 24 miles with a total elevation gain of 1585 meters. We did it in 8 and a half hours. I now am on a waiting list for full knee reconstruction surgery. Long story there if you want the rest you can dm me. But it was an incredible journey!
My grandad worked for the Latvian government but died in Tibet whilst working along side the Dalai lama. When he died, he requested a formal meeting with his family, so at the age of 4 I was blessed by the Dalai Lama and he gifted me a hand made silk scarf. Just think this is pretty epic!
Oh I have dyscalculia, basically in layman’s terms, dyslexia but with numbers. ✌🏽

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Having just found you and then your amazing thread, I've definitely been combing through, and finding you to be a real delight. You're clearly sensual and sexy, but you also have this amazing head on your shoulders. I hope we can stimulate each other with words of the sexual and non sexual variety. I'm hooked for sure. You're beautiful inside and out! 😍
This was the kindest message 😍😍 I love it when people lead with their brain and with the latter words you certainly did just that! I’m really glad you’ve found this thread, and hopefully there will be plenty more for you to find out and learn!
 
Right…. I think as much as I share myself with you there are parts you have no idea about and I think it could be fun for you to get to know me a lil better sooo… here goes nothing….

1. Who are you?
Hi, I’m Bean. Writer, constant dreamer, occasional deviant, receptionist and sales person. I was adopted at six months old, after my birth mum spent her entire pregnancy injecting heroin. My childhood was shaped by a lot of love and a lil bit of well needed spicy trauma. I do however have severe trust issues because of that.
2. Random facts about me?
I play the cello and the piano
Speak two languages
Used to be a competitive swimmer
Can play Netball (like really fucking well)
I try to get my nails done most of the time.
I’ve had sex in most public places but none of them were ever as good as fucking on my dining room table. ( beach, forest hiking trail, toilet on the train….bar/club toilet, I have also masturbate once at an empty skatepark for a video….)
3. What’s something people assume about you that’s dead wrong? That I’m super confident. People that meet me tell me they envy my confidence. But… that’s because I know how to carry myself, how to walk into a room like I belong in it. How to speak to people, strangers of all walks of life. But underneath that, I live with severe anxiety that claws at my thoughts. For most of my life, I’ve held this quiet, persistent belief that no matter what I do, someone else will always be better. Smarter. More wanted. More valid than I. And honestly It’s taken me years to understand that’s not truth, it’s conditioning. A voice I inherited, not one I chose. And silencing that voice isn’t a one-time thing. It’s something I do every single day. My confidence doesn’t come from never doubting myself. It comes from knowing I will, and choosing to show up anyway.
3. What are some things you’ve done with your life/have happened to you, that shaped who you are?
Fell in love with women. Coming out as bisexual was probably the thing that helped shape me the most. My first “crazy” sexual experience you could say was at the age of 18 when I was a unicorn for a couple. We watched Sense8 together, me sandwiched in between the two of them, one of them playing with my breasts; the other fingering my pussy. They’d cook for me, I’d make cocktails; we’d share joints. The very first time we all fucked, her partner had stage fright and just sat on the sidelines. It was the first time a woman made me cum and I’ll never ever forget it. She was curvaceous, with long naturally ginger hair, beautiful breasts and a soft gentle voice. Fuck she was so fucking hot. I miss her.
I’m currently studying forensic psychology with the open university, although I do technically have half a degree in criminology and psychology, though that degree isn’t accredited by the BPS hence the change!
I used to be a competitive swimmer. Fun and cute story. I went to an all girls private school for most of my secondary years. They had a pool, and the year 7s had lessons. The trainer pulled my dad to the side and said: “sir your daughter is far too good to be doing lessons with the rest of the girls, we would like her to do try outs for the year 10&11 competitive team.” I did try outs and I got in. Within that same year I was swimming for my county doing heats all over the UK!
I have done the three peaks ( Yorkshire three, Pen-y-ghent, Whernside and Ingelborough!) we did it for charity and I finished 10 miles on a partially dislocated knee. I refused to quit. The length of the entire hike is 24 miles with a total elevation gain of 1585 meters. We did it in 8 and a half hours. I now am on a waiting list for full knee reconstruction surgery. Long story there if you want the rest you can dm me. But it was an incredible journey!
My grandad worked for the Latvian government but died in Tibet whilst working along side the Dalai lama. When he died, he requested a formal meeting with his family, so at the age of 4 I was blessed by the Dalai Lama and he gifted me a hand made silk scarf. Just think this is pretty epic!
Oh I have dyscalculia, basically in layman’s terms, dyslexia but with numbers. ✌🏽

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Miowwww... thank you for this. I always think there must be a lot more behind a beautifull woman. And there it is.
 
Right…. I think as much as I share myself with you there are parts you have no idea about and I think it could be fun for you to get to know me a lil better sooo… here goes nothing….

1. Who are you?
Hi, I’m Bean. Writer, constant dreamer, occasional deviant, receptionist and sales person. I was adopted at six months old, after my birth mum spent her entire pregnancy injecting heroin. My childhood was shaped by a lot of love and a lil bit of well needed spicy trauma. I do however have severe trust issues because of that.
2. Random facts about me?
I play the cello and the piano
Speak two languages
Used to be a competitive swimmer
Can play Netball (like really fucking well)
I try to get my nails done most of the time.
I’ve had sex in most public places but none of them were ever as good as fucking on my dining room table. ( beach, forest hiking trail, toilet on the train….bar/club toilet, I have also masturbate once at an empty skatepark for a video….)
3. What’s something people assume about you that’s dead wrong? That I’m super confident. People that meet me tell me they envy my confidence. But… that’s because I know how to carry myself, how to walk into a room like I belong in it. How to speak to people, strangers of all walks of life. But underneath that, I live with severe anxiety that claws at my thoughts. For most of my life, I’ve held this quiet, persistent belief that no matter what I do, someone else will always be better. Smarter. More wanted. More valid than I. And honestly It’s taken me years to understand that’s not truth, it’s conditioning. A voice I inherited, not one I chose. And silencing that voice isn’t a one-time thing. It’s something I do every single day. My confidence doesn’t come from never doubting myself. It comes from knowing I will, and choosing to show up anyway.
3. What are some things you’ve done with your life/have happened to you, that shaped who you are?
Fell in love with women. Coming out as bisexual was probably the thing that helped shape me the most. My first “crazy” sexual experience you could say was at the age of 18 when I was a unicorn for a couple. We watched Sense8 together, me sandwiched in between the two of them, one of them playing with my breasts; the other fingering my pussy. They’d cook for me, I’d make cocktails; we’d share joints. The very first time we all fucked, her partner had stage fright and just sat on the sidelines. It was the first time a woman made me cum and I’ll never ever forget it. She was curvaceous, with long naturally ginger hair, beautiful breasts and a soft gentle voice. Fuck she was so fucking hot. I miss her.
I’m currently studying forensic psychology with the open university, although I do technically have half a degree in criminology and psychology, though that degree isn’t accredited by the BPS hence the change!
I used to be a competitive swimmer. Fun and cute story. I went to an all girls private school for most of my secondary years. They had a pool, and the year 7s had lessons. The trainer pulled my dad to the side and said: “sir your daughter is far too good to be doing lessons with the rest of the girls, we would like her to do try outs for the year 10&11 competitive team.” I did try outs and I got in. Within that same year I was swimming for my county doing heats all over the UK!
I have done the three peaks ( Yorkshire three, Pen-y-ghent, Whernside and Ingelborough!) we did it for charity and I finished 10 miles on a partially dislocated knee. I refused to quit. The length of the entire hike is 24 miles with a total elevation gain of 1585 meters. We did it in 8 and a half hours. I now am on a waiting list for full knee reconstruction surgery. Long story there if you want the rest you can dm me. But it was an incredible journey!
My grandad worked for the Latvian government but died in Tibet whilst working along side the Dalai lama. When he died, he requested a formal meeting with his family, so at the age of 4 I was blessed by the Dalai Lama and he gifted me a hand made silk scarf. Just think this is pretty epic!
Oh I have dyscalculia, basically in layman’s terms, dyslexia but with numbers. ✌🏽

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Quite the mini biography!

*clicks the “would you like to know more” button*
 
Do women really like tributes? i'd always be worried about offending someone lol

Because it sounds like a LOT of fun...
I can’t answer for all women, but I certainly do! If someone has asked my permission, and not just taken a screenshot of one of my pics, cum on it and sent it to me. There’s a level of respect that comes first ESPECIALLY when it cums to tributes ;) I love it that you’re cumming for me, over me, on me. Just make sure it’s a decent amount of cum, that it’s no half hearted wank ( like don’t you dare do that ;) ) and that you ask me first! That’s it 😍
 
Right…. I think as much as I share myself with you there are parts you have no idea about and I think it could be fun for you to get to know me a lil better sooo… here goes nothing….

1. Who are you?
Hi, I’m Bean. Writer, constant dreamer, occasional deviant, receptionist and sales person. I was adopted at six months old, after my birth mum spent her entire pregnancy injecting heroin. My childhood was shaped by a lot of love and a lil bit of well needed spicy trauma. I do however have severe trust issues because of that.
2. Random facts about me?
I play the cello and the piano
Speak two languages
Used to be a competitive swimmer
Can play Netball (like really fucking well)
I try to get my nails done most of the time.
I’ve had sex in most public places but none of them were ever as good as fucking on my dining room table. ( beach, forest hiking trail, toilet on the train….bar/club toilet, I have also masturbate once at an empty skatepark for a video….)
3. What’s something people assume about you that’s dead wrong? That I’m super confident. People that meet me tell me they envy my confidence. But… that’s because I know how to carry myself, how to walk into a room like I belong in it. How to speak to people, strangers of all walks of life. But underneath that, I live with severe anxiety that claws at my thoughts. For most of my life, I’ve held this quiet, persistent belief that no matter what I do, someone else will always be better. Smarter. More wanted. More valid than I. And honestly It’s taken me years to understand that’s not truth, it’s conditioning. A voice I inherited, not one I chose. And silencing that voice isn’t a one-time thing. It’s something I do every single day. My confidence doesn’t come from never doubting myself. It comes from knowing I will, and choosing to show up anyway.
3. What are some things you’ve done with your life/have happened to you, that shaped who you are?
Fell in love with women. Coming out as bisexual was probably the thing that helped shape me the most. My first “crazy” sexual experience you could say was at the age of 18 when I was a unicorn for a couple. We watched Sense8 together, me sandwiched in between the two of them, one of them playing with my breasts; the other fingering my pussy. They’d cook for me, I’d make cocktails; we’d share joints. The very first time we all fucked, her partner had stage fright and just sat on the sidelines. It was the first time a woman made me cum and I’ll never ever forget it. She was curvaceous, with long naturally ginger hair, beautiful breasts and a soft gentle voice. Fuck she was so fucking hot. I miss her.
I’m currently studying forensic psychology with the open university, although I do technically have half a degree in criminology and psychology, though that degree isn’t accredited by the BPS hence the change!
I used to be a competitive swimmer. Fun and cute story. I went to an all girls private school for most of my secondary years. They had a pool, and the year 7s had lessons. The trainer pulled my dad to the side and said: “sir your daughter is far too good to be doing lessons with the rest of the girls, we would like her to do try outs for the year 10&11 competitive team.” I did try outs and I got in. Within that same year I was swimming for my county doing heats all over the UK!
I have done the three peaks ( Yorkshire three, Pen-y-ghent, Whernside and Ingelborough!) we did it for charity and I finished 10 miles on a partially dislocated knee. I refused to quit. The length of the entire hike is 24 miles with a total elevation gain of 1585 meters. We did it in 8 and a half hours. I now am on a waiting list for full knee reconstruction surgery. Long story there if you want the rest you can dm me. But it was an incredible journey!
My grandad worked for the Latvian government but died in Tibet whilst working along side the Dalai lama. When he died, he requested a formal meeting with his family, so at the age of 4 I was blessed by the Dalai Lama and he gifted me a hand made silk scarf. Just think this is pretty epic!
Oh I have dyscalculia, basically in layman’s terms, dyslexia but with numbers. ✌🏽

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Wow.
 
Right…. I think as much as I share myself with you there are parts you have no idea about and I think it could be fun for you to get to know me a lil better sooo… here goes nothing….

1. Who are you?
Hi, I’m Bean. Writer, constant dreamer, occasional deviant, receptionist and sales person. I was adopted at six months old, after my birth mum spent her entire pregnancy injecting heroin. My childhood was shaped by a lot of love and a lil bit of well needed spicy trauma. I do however have severe trust issues because of that.
2. Random facts about me?
I play the cello and the piano
Speak two languages
Used to be a competitive swimmer
Can play Netball (like really fucking well)
I try to get my nails done most of the time.
I’ve had sex in most public places but none of them were ever as good as fucking on my dining room table. ( beach, forest hiking trail, toilet on the train….bar/club toilet, I have also masturbate once at an empty skatepark for a video….)
3. What’s something people assume about you that’s dead wrong? That I’m super confident. People that meet me tell me they envy my confidence. But… that’s because I know how to carry myself, how to walk into a room like I belong in it. How to speak to people, strangers of all walks of life. But underneath that, I live with severe anxiety that claws at my thoughts. For most of my life, I’ve held this quiet, persistent belief that no matter what I do, someone else will always be better. Smarter. More wanted. More valid than I. And honestly It’s taken me years to understand that’s not truth, it’s conditioning. A voice I inherited, not one I chose. And silencing that voice isn’t a one-time thing. It’s something I do every single day. My confidence doesn’t come from never doubting myself. It comes from knowing I will, and choosing to show up anyway.
3. What are some things you’ve done with your life/have happened to you, that shaped who you are?
Fell in love with women. Coming out as bisexual was probably the thing that helped shape me the most. My first “crazy” sexual experience you could say was at the age of 18 when I was a unicorn for a couple. We watched Sense8 together, me sandwiched in between the two of them, one of them playing with my breasts; the other fingering my pussy. They’d cook for me, I’d make cocktails; we’d share joints. The very first time we all fucked, her partner had stage fright and just sat on the sidelines. It was the first time a woman made me cum and I’ll never ever forget it. She was curvaceous, with long naturally ginger hair, beautiful breasts and a soft gentle voice. Fuck she was so fucking hot. I miss her.
I’m currently studying forensic psychology with the open university, although I do technically have half a degree in criminology and psychology, though that degree isn’t accredited by the BPS hence the change!
I used to be a competitive swimmer. Fun and cute story. I went to an all girls private school for most of my secondary years. They had a pool, and the year 7s had lessons. The trainer pulled my dad to the side and said: “sir your daughter is far too good to be doing lessons with the rest of the girls, we would like her to do try outs for the year 10&11 competitive team.” I did try outs and I got in. Within that same year I was swimming for my county doing heats all over the UK!
I have done the three peaks ( Yorkshire three, Pen-y-ghent, Whernside and Ingelborough!) we did it for charity and I finished 10 miles on a partially dislocated knee. I refused to quit. The length of the entire hike is 24 miles with a total elevation gain of 1585 meters. We did it in 8 and a half hours. I now am on a waiting list for full knee reconstruction surgery. Long story there if you want the rest you can dm me. But it was an incredible journey!
My grandad worked for the Latvian government but died in Tibet whilst working along side the Dalai lama. When he died, he requested a formal meeting with his family, so at the age of 4 I was blessed by the Dalai Lama and he gifted me a hand made silk scarf. Just think this is pretty epic!
Oh I have dyscalculia, basically in layman’s terms, dyslexia but with numbers. ✌🏽

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You are flippen amazing and that smile.
 
Right…. I think as much as I share myself with you there are parts you have no idea about and I think it could be fun for you to get to know me a lil better sooo… here goes nothing….

1. Who are you?
Hi, I’m Bean. Writer, constant dreamer, occasional deviant, receptionist and sales person. I was adopted at six months old, after my birth mum spent her entire pregnancy injecting heroin. My childhood was shaped by a lot of love and a lil bit of well needed spicy trauma. I do however have severe trust issues because of that.
2. Random facts about me?
I play the cello and the piano
Speak two languages
Used to be a competitive swimmer
Can play Netball (like really fucking well)
I try to get my nails done most of the time.
I’ve had sex in most public places but none of them were ever as good as fucking on my dining room table. ( beach, forest hiking trail, toilet on the train….bar/club toilet, I have also masturbate once at an empty skatepark for a video….)
3. What’s something people assume about you that’s dead wrong? That I’m super confident. People that meet me tell me they envy my confidence. But… that’s because I know how to carry myself, how to walk into a room like I belong in it. How to speak to people, strangers of all walks of life. But underneath that, I live with severe anxiety that claws at my thoughts. For most of my life, I’ve held this quiet, persistent belief that no matter what I do, someone else will always be better. Smarter. More wanted. More valid than I. And honestly It’s taken me years to understand that’s not truth, it’s conditioning. A voice I inherited, not one I chose. And silencing that voice isn’t a one-time thing. It’s something I do every single day. My confidence doesn’t come from never doubting myself. It comes from knowing I will, and choosing to show up anyway.
3. What are some things you’ve done with your life/have happened to you, that shaped who you are?
Fell in love with women. Coming out as bisexual was probably the thing that helped shape me the most. My first “crazy” sexual experience you could say was at the age of 18 when I was a unicorn for a couple. We watched Sense8 together, me sandwiched in between the two of them, one of them playing with my breasts; the other fingering my pussy. They’d cook for me, I’d make cocktails; we’d share joints. The very first time we all fucked, her partner had stage fright and just sat on the sidelines. It was the first time a woman made me cum and I’ll never ever forget it. She was curvaceous, with long naturally ginger hair, beautiful breasts and a soft gentle voice. Fuck she was so fucking hot. I miss her.
I’m currently studying forensic psychology with the open university, although I do technically have half a degree in criminology and psychology, though that degree isn’t accredited by the BPS hence the change!
I used to be a competitive swimmer. Fun and cute story. I went to an all girls private school for most of my secondary years. They had a pool, and the year 7s had lessons. The trainer pulled my dad to the side and said: “sir your daughter is far too good to be doing lessons with the rest of the girls, we would like her to do try outs for the year 10&11 competitive team.” I did try outs and I got in. Within that same year I was swimming for my county doing heats all over the UK!
I have done the three peaks ( Yorkshire three, Pen-y-ghent, Whernside and Ingelborough!) we did it for charity and I finished 10 miles on a partially dislocated knee. I refused to quit. The length of the entire hike is 24 miles with a total elevation gain of 1585 meters. We did it in 8 and a half hours. I now am on a waiting list for full knee reconstruction surgery. Long story there if you want the rest you can dm me. But it was an incredible journey!
My grandad worked for the Latvian government but died in Tibet whilst working along side the Dalai lama. When he died, he requested a formal meeting with his family, so at the age of 4 I was blessed by the Dalai Lama and he gifted me a hand made silk scarf. Just think this is pretty epic!
Oh I have dyscalculia, basically in layman’s terms, dyslexia but with numbers. ✌🏽

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I’m not sure I’d be good enough to compete, but I am an expert at breast stroke 🥰

Thanks for sharing more about you, always interesting to read!
 
I wanted it to kinda feel like a date with me. I’m wearing my sexiest outfit but sharing all my most interesting facts. Yes my eyes are, up here but as long as you can multitask I’m sure we’ll have a great time.
Bean are you asking me out on a date?

OMG BLUSHING!!!
 
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