Wit & Nipples 🍒

[LilKitKat]

Nope. No rules broken. Both ladies were consenting adults… they knew where the pic was going. I actually took the post down not because I thought I violated anything, but because some mystery hall monitor with too much free time keeps hitting report and I’d rather not lose the account over someone’s bitterness.
You’ve seen minimal content from me because I only set up this thread at the end of Feb, this year, and took a long break from the 8th of March all the way through till mid may, so there’s not been much going on!
The video was actually posted yesterday, it was up for maybe 6 hours. No one’s face was in it bar mine!
But yeah, I’m not about to risk losing my thread just because someone out there can’t handle me enjoying myself. Not gonna let one miserable person ruin the fun for everyone else.

I meant I dont patrol your thread all day with an erection in between my legs, hoping to see your tits or more. Hahaha!

 

[DirtyMarine]

I meant I dont patrol your thread all day with an erection in between my legs, hoping to see your tits or more. Hahaha!

I’m familiar with both of your content. I think the two of you are an explosive combination!!!

 

[Cogan]

Right, I’m tired and will be heading to sleep soon buttt thought I’d leave this here for you lot to have some fun with. I’ve put together a list of dirty, curious, and maybe slightly unhinged questions and scenarios. Feel free to answer one, some, or go wild and tackle the whole list. This isn’t one for the lurkers, I want entertaining answers!

1. What’s the dirtiest thought you’ve had today? Be honest.

Well, you planted that thought in my head with your movie clip.

1. Is there a sex act you fantasise about constantly but have never tried?

Yes. I'd like to come home from work and find mrs. masturbating. I'd then want to get naked and fuck her!

1. Do you prefer to take control or be more submissive? (My answer: I’m a switch, more dominant with women, submissive with men, but can also swap roles depending on the person/dynamic).

I'm a bit of both.

1. What’s your favourite kind of teasing: physical, mental, or verbal?

Verbal and physical.

1. Ever orgasmed from just words/texts/voice without being touched?

No.

1. You’ve been given a dare to send a nude to someone you shouldn’t. Who do you choose, and what do you send? (My answer: My ex’s best friend. I’d send a picture of my best friend and I bent over in the mirror in lingerie… the best friend that he cheated on me with.)

I have no idea.

1. You’re on vacation. You see a hot stranger masturbating in a private cabana. Do you make make a move? Or do you watch from afar?

I'd watch from afar. But if she sees me, looks me in my eyes and smile, that is another thing!

1. What’s a kink you’ve changed your mind about? Something you used to judge or fear, but now you’re into? ( My answer: Cnc, with the right person, again it’s all down to dynamic. I’ve had contract style dom/sub relationships in the past. Very fun when done right.)

I don't think there is a kink I'd judge. There are things I know would not work with me, but I don't judge others for getting turned on for things I don't.

1. Ever had an orgasm in a place you absolutely shouldn’t have? Tell me everything. ( my answer: at a dinner party with family and friends, I was sitting across from my partner and I was wearing my vibe. There was something so freaking hot about the fact no one else knew. We kept sneaking off to help “do the dishes” and “clear up” so that we could make out. He came in a matter of seconds once I got my hands on him at the end. )

In the backseat of a car on the way home while a friend was driving. We tried to be sneaky and I still don't know if we succeed. But it was fun.

Final Submission

10. Would you rather be:

A) Used as my personal sex toy
B) Forbidden to touch yourself without permission
C) Edged to a ruined orgasm.
D) Locked in chastity while you serve me in other ways.!

Have fun, I wanna see some good responses

I'd choose A.
But I've never tried D and I don't know if it would work. But I'm willing to try.

 

[Lotsofprecum]

The writing or the present at the end?

Both!!

 

[Michael682]

Someone should join me.

Pre Bertie the bat

Oh lord. Oof.

 

[horny_hiker]

Right, let's give this a go. I like the idea, by the way!

1. What’s the dirtiest thought you’ve had today? Be honest.

I just woke up, so not too much yet, although I have thought about putting a finger up my ass. Yesterday though, whilst wearing a kilt in a touristy place, a woman asked me to take a picture with her. I thought about flashing what's underneath at the moment of the picture, but didn't. It was perhaps a bit too busy for that.

1. Is there a sex act you fantasise about constantly but have never tried?

Having a threesome. I would love to have one, either FFM or MMF (not sure whether I want to do something with the other man though. I would do it to please the girl)

1. Do you prefer to take control or be more submissive?

I prefer taking control in the bedroom. Or at least, I haven't been with a woman who took control, so it was always me who had it. But I love to please.

1. What’s your favourite kind of teasing: physical, mental, or verbal?

This is a tough choice. I love all three, but if I had to choose, I think I'd take mental. I have a very lively imagination.

1. Ever orgasmed from just words/texts/voice without being touched?

Not yet, but also haven't tried it yet. Although I have been brought to the edge and then been pushed over just by words. That's interesting as well!

1. You’ve been given a dare to send a nude to someone you shouldn’t. Who do you choose, and what do you send?

To a colleague I've had a crush on for years. She's not interested in men though. Probably just a simple dickpic.

1. You’re on vacation. You see a hot stranger masturbating in a private cabana. Do you make make a move? Or do you watch from afar?

I'd probably just walk past (maybe several times), with my boner clearly sticking out, and look a few good times, but make no move, unless she invites me in. These days, if men make moves like that on hot women, chances are they'll get into trouble for it. So I guess I don't want to take that risk.

1. What’s a kink you’ve changed your mind about? Something you used to judge or fear, but now you’re into?

Anal, as in my butt. It's starting to grow on me.

1. Ever had an orgasm in a place you absolutely shouldn’t have? Tell me everything.

No :/. Just the regular stuff. Any fun ideas? I'd love to try

And lastly, I'll go for A, your personal sex toy. I'd love to please you however you want.
Fun side story: I once bought a chastity cage online, size L, but it didn't even fit over my head. I think I probably got a wrong size one delivered

 

[stressedsubject]

For those of you who might be interested, here’s a small exert of my new story which hasn’t yet been published. Yes, it’s from a personal memory of mine.

“Brad, do you want to film me?” I asked wryly, adjusting myself so that I was sat on my ass, legs still spread.

“Wh-what? Like, right now?” His voice cracked, and his hand stilled between his thighs.

I bit my lip, smirking. “Yeah. Unless you’d rather just keep staring.”

I could see his thoughts flash behind his eyes: whether it was too pervy, too forward, too intimate. But I could also see how badly he wanted to say yes.

Brad leant over his bed, shaking his phone from his jean pocket, dropping it and swearing under his breath as he fumbled around before dropping back onto his pillows, dick in one hand, phone in the other.

“You sure?” he asked, voice a little hoarse now. “I mean… you’re okay with it?”

“Start recording,” I said, my fingers already back between my thighs.

He hit record with a trembling thumb and, for the first time, felt the rush of being filmed. My moans were still real, but I let them spill from my lips with more intent now. The lens followed me clumsily, as Brad, now back at full mast, began jerking faster along with my movements.

“Do you like watching me?” I paused, sliding my fingers open in a scissor shape over my pussy. “ Does it turn you on? Hearing my pussy so fucking wet?” I looked directly into the camera. “Keep your eyes on me Bradley, and let me teach you how to fuck me.”

He nodded, swallowing hard. His lips parted like he wanted to say something, but instead he groaned, as pre cum dripped from the tip of his dick.

His grip on the phone began to loosen, the angle skewed.

“Don’t you dare stop filming me until I cum.” I murmured, And don’t you dare cum before me.”

I began fucking myself with my fingers, curling them up inside my wet hole, pushing deeper with every thrust. I could tell Brad was close too; his grip was tight, hips twitching with every jerk but he didn’t stop; too caught up in the moment. Before I knew it; my orgasm hit in intense, hot waves and I felt my inner walls clench against my fingers. I arched my back riding those waves, my body shuddering and shaking, toes curling.

Brad let out a choked moan as he watched me cum, letting his hand drop from his cock. It twitched, hard and angry looking, bobbing helplessly in the air as he accidentally came hands free, dribbling down himself in thick white rivlets. His abs flexed with each contraction, his body shaking with ecstasy just like mine had.

Wanting to try one more thing for the camera, I brushed my hair back from my face and moved between his legs, lowering my head to his waist. The camera was still facing me, his hand shaking slightly. Gently, I dragged my tongue up over his balls, then along the length of his shaft, licking him clean. He was still pulsing softly, twitching against my mouth as I reached the head and closed my lips around him. Using my hand, I gently squeezed his foreskin upward, rolling it into my mouth, sucking softly as I let the last remnants of his seed slide down my throat before letting him slip from my mouth with a small, obscene pop.

If you read this far you deserve a treat.

Well shit if that was just a snippet... I'm going to need you to hit publish on the rest of that story soon

Right, I’m tired and will be heading to sleep soon buttt thought I’d leave this here for you lot to have some fun with. I’ve put together a list of dirty, curious, and maybe slightly unhinged questions and scenarios. Feel free to answer one, some, or go wild and tackle the whole list. This isn’t one for the lurkers, I want entertaining answers!

1. What’s the dirtiest thought you’ve had today? Be honest.
2. Is there a sex act you fantasise about constantly but have never tried?
3. Do you prefer to take control or be more submissive? (My answer: I’m a switch, more dominant with women, submissive with men, but can also swap roles depending on the person/dynamic).
4. What’s your favourite kind of teasing: physical, mental, or verbal?
5. Ever orgasmed from just words/texts/voice without being touched?
6. You’ve been given a dare to send a nude to someone you shouldn’t. Who do you choose, and what do you send? (My answer: My ex’s best friend. I’d send a picture of my best friend and I bent over in the mirror in lingerie… the best friend that he cheated on me with.)
7. You’re on vacation. You see a hot stranger masturbating in a private cabana. Do you make make a move? Or do you watch from afar?
8. What’s a kink you’ve changed your mind about? Something you used to judge or fear, but now you’re into? ( My answer: Cnc, with the right person, again it’s all down to dynamic. I’ve had contract style dom/sub relationships in the past. Very fun when done right.)
9. Ever had an orgasm in a place you absolutely shouldn’t have? Tell me everything. ( my answer: at a dinner party with family and friends, I was sitting across from my partner and I was wearing my vibe. There was something so freaking hot about the fact no one else knew. We kept sneaking off to help “do the dishes” and “clear up” so that we could make out. He came in a matter of seconds once I got my hands on him at the end. )

Final Submission

10. Would you rather be:

A) Used as my personal sex toy
B) Forbidden to touch yourself without permission
C) Edged to a ruined orgasm.
D) Locked in chastity while you serve me in other ways.!

Have fun, I wanna see some good responses

1. fuck that's a lot of cob webs, oh the other kind there was a women with a very tight very short dress that she fit very well into... crazy thing to wear to the grocery store but I'm sure she knew what she was doing
2. to fuck a partner in shibari
3. most of the times in control. A switch at times, I enjoy the shift in power like a game of tug of war like who's really fucking that shit out of who
4. All of the above. I do love verbal though I guess it depends on where the teasing is coming from: through text, social platform, in person. If were in person all 3. Digitally is more of a verbal(textual)/mental playground
5. No, very aroused yes
6. plead the fifth
7. honestly what's most likely going to happen is a 3 second pause. 1 second is going to be the view of it all. The other 2 seconds is the processing of it (still staring) and I then I'd walk away both out of courtesy and embarrassment for intruding
8. cnc but still that is a thin line to dance on would have to be a thoroughly discussed conversation with the right person/partner
- side note I just think of this scene from a tv show where they try cnc and it doesn't work but ends up working in a different way... to hard to explain
9. In a place I shouldn't have don't think so. The closest thing to something like this was I once got road head from a partner before shopping. It was sloppier then we thought it was and it was very evident on my clothing.
10. A... A.... I have thoughts on the other options the answers A though

 

[SpicyBean99]

Happy Monday Gorgeous People View attachment 2546899
Hope your coffee’s strong, your to-do list is short, and something makes you smile today. And be gentle with yourself today, Monday’s already doing enough.

 

[deft]

Happy Monday Gorgeous People
Hope your coffee’s strong, your to-do list is short, and something makes you smile today. And be gentle with yourself today, Monday’s already doing enough.

Oh my goodness...

Good morning!

 

[Cybmorg]

Happy Monday Gorgeous People View attachment 2546899
Hope your coffee’s strong, your to-do list is short, and something makes you smile today. And be gentle with yourself today, Monday’s already doing enough.

Monday was kicking my ass until this moment. Now everything has a fuzzy glow, might be due to a lack of blood flow to my brain

 

[Cogan]

Happy Monday Gorgeous People View attachment 2546899
Hope your coffee’s strong, your to-do list is short, and something makes you smile today. And be gentle with yourself today, Monday’s already doing enough.

Oh dear! Now I want to go back to bed again!

 

[SpicyBean99]

Well shit if that was just a snippet... I'm going to need you to hit publish on the rest of that story soon

1. fuck that's a lot of cob webs, oh the other kind there was a women with a very tight very short dress that she fit very well into... crazy thing to wear to the grocery store but I'm sure she knew what she was doing
2. to fuck a partner in shibari
3. most of the times in control. A switch at times, I enjoy the shift in power like a game of tug of war like who's really fucking that shit out of who
4. All of the above. I do love verbal though I guess it depends on where the teasing is coming from: through text, social platform, in person. If were in person all 3. Digitally is more of a verbal(textual)/mental playground
5. No, very aroused yes
6. plead the fifth
7. honestly what's most likely going to happen is a 3 second pause. 1 second is going to be the view of it all. The other 2 seconds is the processing of it (still staring) and I then I'd walk away both out of courtesy and embarrassment for intruding
8. cnc but still that is a thin line to dance on would have to be a thoroughly discussed conversation with the right person/partner
- side note I just think of this scene from a tv show where they try cnc and it doesn't work but ends up working in a different way... to hard to explain
9. In a place I shouldn't have don't think so. The closest thing to something like this was I once got road head from a partner before shopping. It was sloppier then we thought it was and it was very evident on my clothing.
10. A... A.... I have thoughts on the other options the answers A though

I’m editing it today. So many of you enjoyed it I might post it as it is without part 2! And work on that whilst I wait for it to be published.

I can assure you the rest is much hotter

 

[ycym]

I’m editing it today. So many of you enjoyed it I might post it as it is without part 2! And work on that whilst I wait for it to be published.

I can assure you the rest is much hotter

Let us burn.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Monday was kicking my ass until this moment. Now everything has a fuzzy glow, might be due to a lack of blood flow to my brain

Click me to help increase blood flow.

 

[ycym]

Yes, sometimes you have to wash your body. Especially after a crazy night.

 

[30bandits]

Someone should join me.

Pre Bertie the bat

am i too late ????

 

[SpicyBean99]

Well, you planted that thought in my head with your movie clip.

Yes. I'd like to come home from work and find mrs. masturbating. I'd then want to get naked and fuck her!

I'm a bit of both.

Verbal and physical.

No.

I have no idea.

I'd watch from afar. But if she sees me, looks me in my eyes and smile, that is another thing!

I don't think there is a kink I'd judge. There are things I know would not work with me, but I don't judge others for getting turned on for things I don't.

In the backseat of a car on the way home while a friend was driving. We tried to be sneaky and I still don't know if we succeed. But it was fun.

I'd choose A.
But I've never tried D and I don't know if it would work. But I'm willing to try.

Back seat car fun is great hahah but unless it’s a bulky 4x4 with those higher passenger seats, I feel like it’s never as discreet as we think at least it is until it gets a lil noisier

Reminds me of a time years ago at the cinema… had a little fun with someone in the dark, only to recently learn that the staff have lil screens with have night vision cameras trained on the audience. So yeah, guess we might’ve given someone a bit of a show

Next time, I’m getting creative. Popcorn box over his lap, hole in the bottom, just enough space for… well, you can imagine where that’s going.

Totally joking, of course. (Mostly.)

 

[ycym]

Back seat car fun is great hahah but unless it’s a bulky 4x4 with those higher passenger seats, I feel like it’s never as discreet as we think at least it is until it gets a lil noisier

Reminds me of a time years ago at the cinema… had a little fun with someone in the dark, only to recently learn that the staff have lil screens with have night vision cameras trained on the audience. So yeah, guess we might’ve given someone a bit of a show

Next time, I’m getting creative. Popcorn box over his lap, hole in the bottom, just enough space for… well, you can imagine where that’s going.

Totally joking, of course. (Mostly.)

I need this cams.

 

[Cogan]

Back seat car fun is great hahah but unless it’s a bulky 4x4 with those higher passenger seats, I feel like it’s never as discreet as we think at least it is until it gets a lil noisier

Reminds me of a time years ago at the cinema… had a little fun with someone in the dark, only to recently learn that the staff have lil screens with have night vision cameras trained on the audience. So yeah, guess we might’ve given someone a bit of a show

Next time, I’m getting creative. Popcorn box over his lap, hole in the bottom, just enough space for… well, you can imagine where that’s going.

Totally joking, of course. (Mostly.)

I don't think I'm flexible enough today to pull that off, even if I'm fit for my age. But with the right sized car.......
It was in the backseat of a VW K70 in the early 90's. (The car was from 1974)
Yes, the noice was difficult to hide when the arousal got higher.

I've never had any such fun in the cinema. The movie has either been to good to miss or the salon too crowded.
But the popcorn box was very creative! I like!

 

[Cogan]

Click me to help increase blood flow.

Room for one more?

 

[deft]

Click me to help increase blood flow.

I would love to take a shower with the Litster above me.

Wrong thread? Apologies

 

[SpicyBean99]

I don't think I'm flexible enough today to pull that off, even if I'm fit for my age. But with the right sized car.......
It was in the backseat of a VW K70 in the early 90's. (The car was from 1974)
Yes, the noice was difficult to hide when the arousal got higher.

I've never had any such fun in the cinema. The movie has either been too good to miss or the salon too crowded.

At 18, with hormones going absolutely crazy, cinema dates were basically foreplay (for the dude) with surround sound. those dates usually ended the same way: their hand down my jeans, determined but tragically underqualified, poking around in a cute attempt at getting me off. Clumsy? Absolutely. But the enthusiasm? Always A+ for effort.

I would love to be taken over the bonnet of a VW K 70! Imagine that….

 

[SpicyBean99]

I would love to take a shower with the Litster above me.

Wrong thread? Apologies

@Cogan lucky man

 

[Cybmorg]

Click me to help increase blood flow.

Can’t type. Brain not work. Throbbing.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Just got home and re-watched this

Still disappointed that I missed this one though. Better luck next time.

If you ask me, like really really nicely… I might re post it ONE more time I just don’t want peops getting bored of seeing the same video!