Seven Letter Post Office: X 5 :Redux

[Tio_Narratore]

Why would a chemist play with matches unless he thinks he's developed flame-proof gitches?

He has, but he's still trying to eliminate the itching it causes his scrotum.

 

[Comentarista82]

He has, but he's still trying to eliminate the itching it causes his scrotum.

I'd be hinting for him to infuse it with lavender to avoid that issue.

 

[Steadfast421]

I'd be hinting for him to infuse it with lavender to avoid that issue.

That’s good insight.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That’s good insight.

As an added benefit, the scent of lavender wafting from his nether regions had the women all sighing.

 

[Steadfast421]

As an added benefit, the scent of lavender wafting from his nether regions had the women all sighing.

Sounds like the prequel to an upcoming shindig.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sounds like the prequel to an upcoming shindig.

To be held at moonrise on the shingle by Penzance.

 

[Comentarista82]

To be held at moonrise on the shingle by Penzance.

Sounds like it might edge toward helping them have more fun!

 

[Steadfast421]

Sounds like it might edge toward helping them have more fun!

In your considerable experience in this matter, do you think exposing nipples would add to the fun?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

In your considerable experience in this matter, do you think exposing nipples would add to the fun?

I expect it would bring smiles and their attendant dimples.

 

[latecomer91364]

I expect it would bring smiles and their attendant dimples.

Simpers

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Simpers

passive

 

[Candy_Kane54]

passive

vampire

 

[Tio_Narratore]

vampire

private

 

[Steadfast421]

private

Epitaph

 

[Comentarista82]

Epitaph

I'd be far happier if I didn't have to read that epitaph right now!

 

[Steadfast421]

I'd be far happier if I didn't have to read that epitaph right now!

I need to sharpen my kitchen knives.

 

[Comentarista82]

I need to sharpen my kitchen knives.

Sharpen your knives?!?? Did you finish watching "Knives Out"?!?? Hearing that about well-edged cutlery hampers normal conversation!

 

[Steadfast421]

Sharpen your knives?!?? Did you finish watching "Knives Out"?!?? Hearing that about well-edged cutlery hampers normal conversation!

Or presage an ugly conversation.

 

[Comentarista82]

Or presage an ugly conversation.

Or asperse the person with the odd habit.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Or asperse the person with the odd habit.

And render that one persona non grata!

 

[Comentarista82]

And render that one persona non grata!

Perhaps we could even ask some oarsmen to ship him out to a deserted island?

 

[Steadfast421]

Perhaps we could even ask some oarsmen to ship him out to a deserted island?

You’d need to provide sound reasons.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You’d need to provide sound reasons.

And far sounder reasons than mere speculation or opinion.

 

[Comentarista82]

And far sounder reasons than mere speculation or opinion.

Although reasons for morons burdens them with undue thinking in their opinion.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Although reasons for morons burdens them with undue thinking in their opinion.

Their conclusion sunders thought from logic.