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I'm baking a strawberry cake. It's my sweetheart's birthday tomorrow.
I've just put the Genoese biscuit dough in the oven. A good portion of vanilla is added to the strawberry topping.
Now I have half an hour to clean and cut the vegetables. Yes, strawberries are strictly speaking vegetables, because they are the bottoms of flowers and not fruit.
I'm just not quite sure what kind of glaze I should make. Let's see what the jam shelf and the store cupboard have to offer.
 
Are you a Quinn or a Santana?? 👀
I don’t know, man, the second Rachel mentioned her no gag reflex and sent Sunshine to an abandoned crack house, I felt a spiritual pull 🫣

But Quinn, for sure. That girl has a complex, and I’m absolutelyyyy here for it.

I quote this on the daily (and everyone was over 18 at the time of filming so I checked and it’s fine ok) -

 
I don’t know, man, the second Rachel mentioned her no gag reflex and sent Sunshine to an abandoned crack house, I felt a spiritual pull 🫣

But Quinn, for sure. That girl has a complex, and I’m absolutelyyyy here for it.

I quote this on the daily (and everyone was over 18 at the time of filming so I checked and it’s fine ok) -

Stop the violence 😶
 
I don’t know, man, the second Rachel mentioned her no gag reflex and sent Sunshine to an abandoned crack house, I felt a spiritual pull 🫣

But Quinn, for sure. That girl has a complex, and I’m absolutelyyyy here for it.

I quote this on the daily (and everyone was over 18 at the time of filming so I checked and it’s fine ok) -

I’m Brittany on the sidelines… “stop the violence” 🤣

Edit to add: I didn’t see your post before typing this PLP 😆
 
I'm baking a strawberry cake. It's my sweetheart's birthday tomorrow.
I've just put the Genoese biscuit dough in the oven. A good portion of vanilla is added to the strawberry topping.
Now I have half an hour to clean and cut the vegetables. Yes, strawberries are strictly speaking vegetables, because they are the bottoms of flowers and not fruit.
I'm just not quite sure what kind of glaze I should make. Let's see what the jam shelf and the store cupboard have to offer.
You're all so easy to see through.
I've just done a non-representative survey of all the people in this threat that are me and realised that topics that have a sexual undertone get a lot more attention. This could of course be because you all like to pleasure yourselves and it pleases and excites you to see other horny pigs out there.
Proof: if I had mentioned that I wear an anal plug to bake cakes, my inbox would be overflowing and I would already have a few more likes.
Let me clarify. I know that my "inbox" can't overflow with the plug installed. I meant the other Inbox.
 
You're all so easy to see through.
I've just done a non-representative survey of all the people in this threat that are me and realised that topics that have a sexual undertone get a lot more attention. This could of course be because you all like to pleasure yourselves and it pleases and excites you to see other horny pigs out there.
Proof: if I had mentioned that I wear an anal plug to bake cakes, my inbox would be overflowing and I would already have a few more likes.
Let me clarify. I know that my "inbox" can't overflow with the plug installed. I meant the other Inbox.
Yikes. I don't need to see anal plug and baking cakes in the same sentence. That sounds terribly unhygienic. Safety first, kids!
 
Are you a Quinn or a Santana?? 👀
As someone who found them both incredibly sexy during the show I like to remind myself - and anyone else - that the most glorious part of the show was that the two of them did end up hooking up together, so you don't have to pick between them when you can instead have the perfect vision of them together.
 
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