🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[AlwaysDancing]

How come she's innocent but I'm not?! What is this?! A conspiracy I tells ya!!!

We could do the lie detector test. Hook you up to all the wires. See what happens.

If you pass, I will tell everyone you’re super innocent!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Honey, it's the kitty ears!!! Although with eyes like yours, I'd think you wouldn't need them.... I need anything I can get.

Idk, my eyes apparently aren't helping with my innocence

The kitty ears?!?

IDK, I think you're both wonderfully innocent.

Ok, so the consensus is I need new kitty ears since I can't find mine.

*adds kitty ears to cart*

 

[HollyS]

Okay good Brat House loves and horndogs, I need to shut off my phone and concentrate on work.

Have fun! I'll stop back in when I can.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

We could do the lie detector test. Hook you up to all the wires. See what happens.

If you pass, I will tell everyone you’re super innocent!

Sounds kinky

I mean, that sounds like the perfect thing! Let's prove my innocence

 

[NakedStoryLover]

We could do the lie detector test. Hook you up to all the wires. See what happens.

If you pass, I will tell everyone you’re super innocent!

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[BrendaBear]

Idk, my eyes apparently aren't helping with my innocence

Ok, so the consensus is I need new kitty ears since I can't find mine.

*adds kitty ears to cart*

I actually bought a kitty tail when I bought my ears... thinking it would be all cute sticking out under my skirt.... and never even tried it because I can't think of anything I post where you could see it anyway.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Okay good Brat House loves and horndogs, I need to shut off my phone and concentrate on work.

Wait! I'm also trying to concentrate on work. Does that mean I have to shut off my phone?, too?!
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[BrendaBear]

Wait! I'm also trying to concentrate on work. Does that mean I have to shut off my phone?, too?!
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I'm trying to concentrate on work as well... but alas, the Brat is strong with me and sometimes it needs an outlet, even when I am doing serious work.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I'm trying to concentrate on work as well... but alas, the Brat is strong with me and sometimes it needs an outlet, even when I am doing serious work.

Not a brat, just easily distracted, especially by funny and/or sexy posts

 

[Hornymwtxn]

We could do the lie detector test. Hook you up to all the wires. See what happens.

If you pass, I will tell everyone you’re super innocent!

We need supervisors during this test.

 

[BrendaBear]

We need supervisors during this test.

Daddies?

That looks weird... what is the plural of Daddy?? (Thanks @cheekygirl75 !)

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I'm trying to concentrate on work as well... but alas, the Brat is strong with me and sometimes it needs an outlet, even when I am doing serious work.

Not concentrating on work at all here. I am retired.

But it is fun seeing the utility workers scurrying about in the hood.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Daddys?

That looks weird... what is the plural of Daddy??

You are asking the wrong person here when it comes to spelling or grammar things

 

[cheekygirl75]

Daddys?

That looks weird... what is the plural of Daddy??

Daddies, I think. And spell check even agrees with me!

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Daddies, I think. And spell check even agrees with me!

Can confirm. Scored very high on verbal SAT, nonsexy variety.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

We need supervisors during this test.

Properly admitted tests must be in the witness of at least one fellow brat.

There will of course be appropriate control questions. “What’s your name? What’s your favorite drink? What color is your favorite sex toy?”

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Properly admitted tests must be in the witness of at least one fellow brat.

There will of course be appropriate control questions. “What’s your name? What’s your favorite drink? What color is your favorite sex toy?”

These are already hard questions! I thought this was gonna be like "yes" or "no" type questions! I would like to submit a formal complaint

 

[BrendaBear]

Can confirm. Scored very high on verbal SAT, nonsexy variety.

So you are saying you clearly need more schooling of the sexy variety? Presumably kinky training is needed as well?

Just mild curiosity, you understand.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

These are already hard questions! I thought this was gonna be like "yes" or "no" type questions! I would like to submit a formal complaint

@AlwaysDancing are there exceptions for ... boobs? AFACH

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

These are already hard questions! I thought this was gonna be like "yes" or "no" type questions! I would like to submit a formal complaint

Over ruled.

 

[BrendaBear]

Properly admitted tests must be in the witness of at least one fellow brat.

There will of course be appropriate control questions. “What’s your name? What’s your favorite drink? What color is your favorite sex toy?”

Okay... um... if the Brat's are going to get tested... and we're going to have reinforcements in the room?

I suspect there is a good chance, the "tester" is going to end up like:
https://media1.tenor.com/m/SYQx05_D5AEAAAAC/brandocommando-challenge-chalice.gif

And the Brats? We're heading for the club:
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[NakedStoryLover]

So you are saying you clearly need more schooling of the sexy variety? Presumably kinky training is needed as well?

Just mild curiosity, you understand.

Correct. I am a lifelong learner, which is one reason I have enrolled in Lit Forums and am currently auditing this Brathouse course.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Over ruled.
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[Chloe_Harper]

@AlwaysDancing are there exceptions for ... boobs? AFACH

Wait, what do boobs have to do with this test?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Okay... um... if the Brat's are going to get tested... and we're going to have reinforcements in the room?

I suspect there is a good chance, the "tester" is going to end up like:
https://media1.tenor.com/m/SYQx05_D5AEAAAAC/brandocommando-challenge-chalice.gif

And the Brats? We're heading for the club:
https://media.giphy.com/media/c8TU7qS8h6dV4Z7opl/giphy.gif

Ooh, headed to the club in the Bratmobile! Let's do this