🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Wait, nvm. Zoomed in and saw the boobies. Rampage postponed.

Rampages are always postponed. Never cancelled.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yes!!! No fucking naked monkeys allowed!!

(Of course, now I'm thinking of some bot crunching through all the text of the forum, looking for illegal stuff and coming across the phrase "fucking naked monkeys.")

Like it’s the first time you’ve said that.

 

[BrendaBear]

That was fantastic! Great start to my Monday morning!

Thank you!!!

 

[HollyS]

Goddammit woman! That track, your looks, this music, it all kills! Gosh, I'm just melting over here while simultaneously jammin!

Me too, Chloe!! Come sit next to me - we can share a fan.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Me too, Chloe!! Come sit next to me - we can share a fan.

I’m a fan. Just saying.

 

[BrendaBear]

Goddammit woman! That track, your looks, this music, it all kills! Gosh, I'm just melting over here while simultaneously jammin!

Thank you sooo much!!!

I keep watching these Orianthi videos, and she wears these short skirts and dresses and I was all “I wanna do that!!!”

 

[BrendaBear]

Wait, nvm. Zoomed in and saw the boobies. Rampage postponed.

Rampages are always postponed. Never cancelled.

…like orgasms?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I’m a fan. Just saying.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I’m a fan. Just saying.

Not enough monkey to go 'round

 

[HollyS]

I keep watching these Orianthi videos, and she wears these short skirts and dresses and I was all “I wanna do that!!!”

You pull it off fantastically!

 

[BrendaBear]

You pull it off fantastically!

Thank you!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

…like orgasms?

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Yes.

 

[HollyS]

Not enough monkey to go 'round

If you asked hubby, he'd say I need at least three, uhhhh, monkeys.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

If you asked hubby, he'd say I need at least three, uhhhh, monkeys.

The thing about monkeys...they need a lot of spanking

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If you asked hubby, he'd say I need at least three, uhhhh, monkeys.

Hear no, see no, feel no Holly?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The thing about monkeys...they need a lot of spanking

Not all of us. I’m very good.

 

[HollyS]

Not all of us. I’m very good.

Somehow I just don't believe you!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Somehow I just don't believe you!

Ask anyone!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Somehow I just don't believe you!

Well maybe not ANYONE….haters gonna hate….but ALMOST anyone.

 

[HollyS]

Thank you sooo much!!!

I keep watching these Orianthi videos, and she wears these short skirts and dresses and I was all “I wanna do that!!!”

You mentioned Orianthi! She's great, isn't she?!?

Have you seen Grace Bowers?

I'd love to know your thoughts on her playing.

 

[HollyS]

Well maybe not ANYONE….haters gonna hate….but ALMOST anyone.

What do you supposed the percentage of haters is gonna be?!? And should I even consider that as a statistical factor?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What do you supposed the percentage of haters is gonna be?!? And should I even consider that as a statistical factor?

<1%.

 

[HollyS]

<1%.

Can I say, with the utmost respect, I don't believe you?!?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Can I say, with the utmost respect, I don't believe you?!?

Well I haven’t taken a survey! But I trust my gut.

 

[HollyS]

Well I haven’t taken a survey! But I trust my gut.

Well, I suppose one should always trust their gut.