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[nipplecaresser]

Good morning sexy Spooners. Have a top Tuesday.

 

[Lilianna23]

I open my education tracker and low and behold there is a date for planned education for one of my assigned providers....huh?? I say
So I go to teams and say..... there is a date by one of my providers...... I did not schedule that and the only this that the provider required due to our escalation process was an email. Does anyone know anything about that? The response was that's probably one of the floats invited to the Dublin education is it Shawn P. I say yes for Stringtown Road that is where I got it from. That is my practice and my provider. So their response I get was yeah she floats all over you can take it out if you want but I added it to all three of the float providers that were on the list. So my question was "were the other two required to get emails with read receipts or?" So her response was I think all three only had one occurrence but I'm not sure I think the other two were Jen's, (who is another coworker) either way they were all invited to the Dublin education no matter how many they had some invited didn't have any occurrences. I said okay. And then instead of saying, "don't f****** do it again. I'll take care of my providers and I'll reach out if I need your help because we need to follow the escalation plan and the standard work document that has already been written and Rewritten". I said I don't think it is a bad idea to invite the float providers to do in person since they move around so much but if they only require an email this time and they also get face-to-face what is the next step if we don't see Improvement at our next poll of data. According to our escalation process at that point they have received two levels of education and email and an in person it might be an opportunity to talk through it next time. And her response was "good thought I let Julia include whoever she wanted in the education, she is the practice manager or something, so I'm happy to follow up with the float providers next time if needed also". No what I need you to do is not try to stomp all over everybody's f****** feet every time you turn around. You do your work the way you want to do it. If it affects other people you discuss it with them before you go all Hog Wild and piss people i.e. me off. I don't need anybody to do my work for me I handle my providers. And another thing so Julia, who doesn't know our provess, decides what we do for our process? She has this relationship with this person so she's like wants to be helpful, but it has nothing to do with the process that's already been set up. I don't want to be a hard ass but give me a break..... these fucking people

What was the outcome?

 

[nipplecaresser]

Sometimes the juice ain’t worth the squeeze.

Maybe, but sometimes the fun is in the squeeze itself

 

[Lilianna23]

So pretty....
My yard isn't as pretty.... every year I try to plant a few more things and stuff gets bigger... I will try to take some pics soon

My yard has gone feral! I need to get it tamed. The mower works great and I like it. I'm currently looking for a weed whacker and a propane weed torch. Maybe I should just hire someone to come in, remove the weeds, fertilizer the grass, and trim some of the bushes. IDK. It might be easier to maintain than try to get a handle on it now.

 

[Lilianna23]

And here comes the rest of the team... "great idea... sounds great ok..... why do I bust my ass doing standard work docs and following them if they do whatever they want anyway.... so I won't be..... my new mantra is " whatever they decide " and I will have no opinions and offer no help....how is that...you killed off your most reliable most experienced worker.... good job... but it is easier to humor dumb asses than follow processes you are supposed to and actually manage people.... oh and you can take my name off the team building event... I don't wish to do it anymore

Frustrating!

 

[Lilianna23]

The sarcastic side of me has some sick fascination with organizations or bureaucracies sanitizing otherwise ugly words. My new favorite one I discovered today in an email from my work's administration is " financial realities "

Resulting in "Rightsizing."

 

[Lilianna23]

"We have found an opportunity " means you/we/i messed it up

Usually them but they're trying to pin it on you. Or at least make you responsible for cleaning up their fuck-ups!

 

[Lilianna23]

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While we're waiting... a little catch up

Hmm, you've never encountered this before?
Here's a primer

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TIL - never knew it had a name, but very used to snow this time of year

Well, that's just not fair and no fun

I was asked to bring fresh fruit for Easter. The rest of the menu is set. So I can't even think of doing my shopping until after work tomorrow or sometime Saturday afternoon. Dang - I need to set a reminder!

I may have just found the root cause of my sensitivity to scented products.

Looks like I'm on your team

Turns out there's a recipe for Onion Snow in Molecular Gastronomy. I think going through all that work for the end product would make me cry.

Welcome back!


For starters, you said, "load" while @Wonderer67 was busy. And unless I am off on the scale - what. an. idiot.
We get frozen runnels like this off our roof in winter. Ain't nobody fool enough to go climbing those suckers. Well, not sober anyhow
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New Motto just dropped!

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Always!!

Good afternoon, class. Today we'll be covering Regions of the United States, including Northeast, South, Midwest, and West. Who can find Pennsylvania on the map?
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I love knowing that things will find a new home when there's some life left in them. And for a good cause? Even better.

Congratulations and Happy Birthday!!


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Sometimes help is just a 4-letter word

Hmm, nothing from @Wonderer67 ? Must be a busy day in the office...
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Welcome back... heckuva trip!
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Anyone else have Hail Storm on your Bingo Card today?
We were supposed to get a couple hours of rain
We got grape tomato to cherry tomato size hail for a few minutes then a brief shower before the temps shot up 30 degrees. weather

Midwest - where you golf with orange balls on Christmas and walk to church in your Easter best while it snows

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Hope you found it okay and aren't just randomly driving around until it all melts.


Yes, folks. You, too, can have hours of endless fun with the Euphemism Generator!! Just load, click, and enjoy the fun!!
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Sounds like a nice day. Only 100 plants?

So now we get the rain. So dark right now I had to turn on a light to see my keyboard. Better bring those plants back in soon, W

I remember blizzards on Easter and Mother's Day when we lived in South Dakota! 🌨

Good job filling in for W! He must have been WAY busy to have missed all those gems!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

My yard has gone feral! I need to get it tamed. The mower works great and I like it. I'm currently looking for a weed whacker and a propane weed torch. Maybe I should just hire someone to come in, remove the weeds, fertilizer the grass, and trim some of the bushes. IDK. It might be easier to maintain than try to get a handle on it now.

For the above reasons and my allergies, I have a lawn and landscape service do everything . I am free to do other things I love like cooking and baking.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I am up way too early thanks to the old dog! On the positive note, I caught Lilli or perhaps she caught me. Either way here come the feathers:
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[B2fromA2looking4U]

I think I am going to try to sleep a little more. Sweet dreams Lilli and good morning to early risers and afternoon to those over in Europe.

 

[Lilianna23]

Suddenly feeling the urge to shop
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Oh, I DEFINITELY want this!

 

[Lilianna23]

It tooken the cunts what I ordered the ammo for the new gun from over a week to fucking ship it. It should be hitting my porch today or tomorrow.


They fucking shipped it today.


Probably by tramp steamer by way of Tahiti.


I'll never buy shit from those whores again.

These days, there's little call for that. Unless what you ordered is caught up in tariffs.

 

[Lilianna23]

I am up way too early thanks to the old dog! On the positive note, I caught Lilli or perhaps she caught me. Either way here come the feathers:
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I was on a bit earlier. Then got off for a call. I'm here now.

 

[Lilianna23]

I think I am going to try to sleep a little more. Sweet dreams Lilli and good morning to early risers and afternoon to those over in Europe.

Go back to sleep! Dream of feathers!

 

[Lilianna23]

That is brilliant

I found some on Amazon that use a small 1 lb canister. I sent my list to a friend for his recommendation.

 

[Lilianna23]

I dunno what it is about firearms and ammo that I look at the tracking number abt 7847832 times just to make sure it’s moving along.

Like me with nail polish!

 

[Lilianna23]

And yer gonna look at each and every post… I think we know ya pretty well.

How did you guess? Right now, I think I'm about 20 pages back! I've tried just adding emojis but some posts just need a comment!

 

[Lilianna23]

Sounds like a shit show. Sorry that happened Lil.

Thank you, W! I'm still just trying to figure shit out.

 

[Lilianna23]

Love to. Breaking out the tools

Come on over! I'll bake cookies!

 

[Zensual_mind]

Did someone say cookies?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Please transport me to Pupulon first!

Mr. Scott is all over it.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I always teased him that after his big-time bath and combing and mane braiding (he had lots of mane), that I was going to tie pink ribbons in it.


We never got to do it.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

My yard has gone feral! I need to get it tamed. The mower works great and I like it. I'm currently looking for a weed whacker and a propane weed torch. Maybe I should just hire someone to come in, remove the weeds, fertilizer the grass, and trim some of the bushes. IDK. It might be easier to maintain than try to get a handle on it now.

This. Get it together and then keep it writhing under the lash.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Resulting in "Rightsizing."

I always loathed "skillset."