The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

Well, let's not bury the lede on this one -
Understatement of All Time just dropped:

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@Wonderer67 ... I feel like this one's for you :ROFLMAO:

I got to sleep, just didn't sleep as much as I needed.
Thankfully I will have time to sleep in tomorrow :) Thanks

Hope you had a wonderful free day, B2!!
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Check your magnesium levels, too.

Maybe you just needed it explained in a different way?
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Yeah, my body started processing caffeine differently in my early 40s. Probably good I gave it up. Decaf still tastes like coffee and that's why I started drinking coffee in the first place - I love the taste. 😋

*whispers* Look more closely in the quiet moments. You can see it better then.*

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: I almost inhaled my coffee!

Or maybe Perfect?

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And you didn't invite any of us?? 😥

Awww. That's so sweet!
Now, grind a few beans and put them in an airtight, sealed container in the freezer - just enough for a day. Just in case. ;)

:oops:

Yeah, once that emotional attachment gets all tangled up with the grief??

Hey, @Wonderer67! He's drinking all your PBR!! :oops:



IDK about industrial strength but cleaning strength is stronger and usually cheaper than cooking vinegar (white distilled). 🤷‍♀️

🫂 Rj 🫂

Low and slow. Hope you feel better soon. Definitely no fun!! 🫂
If this is not a masterpiece in catching up with the thread, what is it? :) Nicely done!
Sleep deprivation is not fun. And I'm no stranger to it either. Hope you get to rest this weekend!
 
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.

What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie.

What would bears be without bees?
Ears.

Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.

RIP, boiling water.
You will be mist.

What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.

What did one toilet say to another?
You look flushed.

What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.

What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh.
 
Happy Saturday!!! Gots the first cuppa. Ethyl is falling back to sleep on the corner of the desk. The girls both fight me to get out of it, and I allow that sometimes, but that's where they have to sit if I want to get something typed. Of course, either of them is completely capable of lying on the keyboard on the laptop at any time. I use a remote keyboard, so there would be dueling keystrokes.


Gonna go pick up my new gun and take the good doctor to brekkies and then sort out some of her shit for her.
 
Happy Saturday!!! Gots the first cuppa. Ethyl is falling back to sleep on the corner of the desk. The girls both fight me to get out of it, and I allow that sometimes, but that's where they have to sit if I want to get something typed. Of course, either of them is completely capable of lying on the keyboard on the laptop at any time. I use a remote keyboard, so there would be dueling keystrokes.


Gonna go pick up my new gun and take the good doctor to brekkies and then sort out some of her shit for her.
Sounds like a good day - except the sorting stuff out part.

Hopefully not too painful.
 
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