The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.

Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

Did you hear the rumor about frozen butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s pretty heavy and the other’s a little lighter.

Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
 
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.

Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

Did you hear the rumor about frozen butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s pretty heavy and the other’s a little lighter.

Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
Thanks for the bad dad jokes! And here is a riddle:

What’s beautiful and natural, but gets prickly if it isn’t trimmed regularly?
 
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