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Had to run out tonight.
Yep it's still winter.
Yep, this is still 55mph driving
Light speed ahead!
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Taxes done. Checks written. Will hit the mail tomorrow. Fuckers!

All the bullcrap literally used 3/4 of a ream of paper. It's fucking unreal how complicated out tax code is.
 
I always took them shooting so they could see what I had and what I could do with them. The ones that were brave enough and weren't fired by the girl, got their hand. Other factors too of course but this was the big one.

My favorite was one where I was cleaning my Winchester Model 12 when he came over to pick up my eldest. He asked, "12 gauge?" I nodded and said, "I have a shovel and a septic tank too; I reckon no one will miss you." TL;DR They're coming up on their 25th and have raised my grandchildren into upright adults.

He was never late, never tried anything until they were married and was always considerate of her first and always. I'll take partial credit for it from that night.
 
Had to run out tonight.
Yep it's still winter.
Yep, this is still 55mph driving
Light speed ahead!
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Taxes done. Checks written. Will hit the mail tomorrow. Fuckers!

All the bullcrap literally used 3/4 of a ream of paper. It's fucking unreal how complicated out tax code is.
Crazy shit. You win the shitty weather award.

Yes - taxes are a mess.

Glad you got em done tho!
 
Wide awake staring at ceiling.... turn to the left turn to the right....fluff pillow repeat
I use Breethe and either put on around the whole in 80 days or Deep Sleep + Brain waves. It helps a lot.
If I’m thinking too many things at once I watch/hear a murder mystery on Acorntv, Britbox or pbs passport on my iPad set up on the edge of the bed, and often fall asleep mid mystery usually in the middle of the murder.
 
Do they do the same for golf as for American Football at least? Edit out all the time outs and chatter and commercials? I remember watching American Football at 2am local Scotland time thinking, "See? It doesn't take 3 whole hours for just one game!" :LOL:
UK TV only allows a maximum of 8 minutes per hour of adverts at prime time, less than half of the US limit. With golf, there are so many shots happening simultaneously that there is always enough footage in hand to fill in any excessive US ad breaks.
 
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.

What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown.

My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.

What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.

Where do young trees go to learn? Elementree school.

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.

How did the student feel when he learned about electricity? Totally shocked.

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A Maybe.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
 
I just finished posting a bunch of stuff on personality vampires aka narcissists and now I’m thinking of a posting on women being heavier as protection but since I’m traveling tomorrow and need to be up and away early tomorrow , I’d better save that.
 
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