What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Mo_Bandy]

Nope. I have the Pb&j, just no bread

Ok I cant read well these days

 

[Cruel_summer]

But you have crackers right? Something to spread the PB&J on?

Good call

 

[ShaneoD]

I'm just trying to assess the situation ..
Are your tracksuit bottoms too comfortable? They reveal too much? Why would jeans make a better choice?

They're far too comfortable and soft which can lead to part of me becoming too relaxed and free, and yes they do reveal too much. Jeans tend to be more restrictive, have a waistband for hiding, and they have pockets.

Oh and she's taking a break so I can relax and let him be natural for about 20 minutes, and breath

 

[EvaLane]

My favourite little trick was bringing fresh baked cookies into work with the heel pieces of bread tucked between the layers. By lunchtime, I’d open the container and wait for the confusion to set in until someone caved and asked. Then I’d get to explain -

the bread’s just there to take one for the team. It gives up its moisture so the cookies stay soft and chewy.

So that’s something you can do to use up some spare bread… make cookies

 

[ShaneoD]

Also absolutely can’t tell you the last time I bought bread

I've been meaning to buy those semi cooked rolls you can get in supermarkets for a while now, come to think of it

 

[Cruel_summer]

I've been meaning to buy those semi cooked rolls you can get in supermarkets for a while now, come to think of it

This is the sort of problem solving I need today. Thanks friend

 

[LostHorizon]

My favourite little trick was bringing fresh baked cookies into work with the heel pieces of bread tucked between the layers. By lunchtime, I’d open the container and wait for the confusion to set in until someone caved and asked. Then I’d get to explain -

the bread’s just there to take one for the team. It gives up its moisture so the cookies stay soft and chewy.

So that’s something you can do to use up some spare bread… make cookies

That’s brilliant.

 

[Madhatter02]

Fix the jeep and go play in the snow

 

[redsnowbunny]

Why do I feel like I'm fighting on two fronts now?

it's my nature

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I feel like that makes the bread soggy and weird

Yes. Yes it does

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I wonder how many more times I’m going to have to hear him slurp his drink?

Slurp
Slurp


Slurp

The inner monologue that starts the murder mystery.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My favourite little trick was bringing fresh baked cookies into work with the heel pieces of bread tucked between the layers. By lunchtime, I’d open the container and wait for the confusion to set in until someone caved and asked. Then I’d get to explain -

the bread’s just there to take one for the team. It gives up its moisture so the cookies stay soft and chewy.

So that’s something you can do to use up some spare bread… make cookies

 

[BeepMahoney]

Shoes
Ships
Sealing wax

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Fell like I have not said the words ‘tap dat ass’ in ages and thats some bullshit.

 

[alwaystheguy1983]

Why conversations have to be so damn difficult

 

[LostHorizon]

Shoes
Ships
Sealing wax

Cabbages and kings!

 

[redsnowbunny]

They're far too comfortable and soft which can lead to part of me becoming too relaxed and free, and yes they do reveal too much. Jeans tend to be more restrictive, have a waistband for hiding, and they have pockets.

Oh and she's taking a break so I can relax and let him be natural for about 20 minutes, and breath

We need an update...
How is it going there?

 

[ShaneoD]

We need an update...
How is it going there?

Oh she disappeared for about an hour, the urge has subsided, mercifully

 

[redsnowbunny]

Oh she disappeared for about an hour, the urge has subsided, mercifully

https://media.tenor.com/lx2WSGRk8bcAAAAM/pulp-fiction-john-travolta.gif

it's a bit anti-climatic, to be honest..

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

If this person doesn't get out of the bathroom soon, I'm going to commit a fucking murder

 

[ShaneoD]

https://media.tenor.com/lx2WSGRk8bcAAAAM/pulp-fiction-john-travolta.gif

it's a bit anti-climatic, to be honest..

She came back to say goodbye, and I swear she pulled those damn things up as far as she could before doing it

 

[redsnowbunny]

She came back to say goodbye, and I swear she pulled those damn things up as far as she could before doing it

I bet she did.. She must be having a lot of fun teasing you so much

 

[ShaneoD]

I bet she did.. She must be having a lot of fun teasing you so much

I'm guessing she did, she absolutely caught me looking right at the end

 

[redsnowbunny]

If this person doesn't get out of the bathroom soon, I'm going to commit a fucking murder

Is this the sequel to the slurping murders mystery we were talking about before?

I wonder how many more times I’m going to have to hear him slurp his drink?

Slurp
Slurp


Slurp

The inner monologue that starts the murder mystery.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is this the sequel to the slurping murders mystery we were talking about before?

Seems more like a chili related problem than a drink related problem.