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[Boat1]

That's worse than level one tech support for computers!

When they do that, I tell them, "I've already checked that, this, this, this, this, this, this and this. Send me a tech with a fuel pump/rack assembly."

 

[Boat1]

No one would what to stay in touch with a hypocrite like you! Best of luck to you

To all of the fine, regulars at the Spoon, pardon me for this..... (and I know, I shouldn't feed the trolls)

But to ChrisOU812 here's a heartfelt, double fisted GFY

 

[Dayhoosier]

Oh yes I already ignored that dick

 

[dombeotch]

No one would what to stay in touch with a hypocrite like you! Best of luck to you

Don't have enough complaints yet?

 

[Boat1]

No one would what to stay in touch with a hypocrite like you! Best of luck to you

I won't see when you "report me" as you're blocked for life...

 

[dombeotch]

No worries, you've been reported as well

Report me and really tick them off... let me guess. You just came on in february twenty fifth, so you've been banned before.

 

[dombeotch]

I'm right chrissy old boy aren't i?

 

[dombeotch]

Your next Khadaji2002, keep your opinions to yourself, or I will ban you as well .

Let me guess you think you're a moderator? Seems you know about banning don't you? You might want to log off.They check I p addresses now...

 

[likes2watchU]

So, there is this TDK critter what lives at Wat's house. This will come as a shock to you, but that gorgeous wee girl is quite a curtain climber. As in, very. She doesn't just jump up and hang but rather she'd adjust her feetses and go on up the things. I'm tired of convincing old rods not to look bent - she weighs a bit - so I decided to angle some 3" screws into the wood work and put the curtains on . . .

a piece of 1/2" re-enforcing rod. Four feet long. She watched me try out the first one, but all she wanted to climb was the step ladder.

It's ready for her.

She's trained you well

Tdk is determined... every athlete needs new equipment every once in a while....
I saw someone use metal pipe for curtain rods before

I like those... but I'm a fan of reduce, reuse, recycle

You'd LOVE this....
Whenever we contact the office for "shore support" on an engine problem, their blanket response is "Check the fuel filters."

We had a multi-year project like that which had over 80 different go-lives for deliverables. Every time - we would get multiple reports that the functionality wasn't visible in the database.
Every go-live: Have you run the cache hammer?
I almost had a t-shirt made

That's worse than level one tech support for computers!

So everyone I'll be taking a sabbatical. But I shall return...

okay... take care of you and come back to us.
I miss you already!!

When they do that, I tell them, "I've already checked that, this, this, this, this, this, this and this. Send me a tech with a fuel pump/rack assembly."

Same - my work notes are comprehensive and often used as a guide when training new staff.

 

[cowboyup6977]

Oh miss moderator can you contact me?

You’re way tooo nice
Contact me

 

[likes2watchU]

Stuff to do... books to read...
I'll check in tomorrow... maybe
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[Noor]

Get a life Greylag!

Go away

 

[Noor]

Your both not anything but hypocrites! You are both jokes and need to be banished from this site. Good thing I have been appointed a moderator position, Either you both apologize or your days are done on this site. LMAO at you peasants!

Moderator of what? And by whom? And why? No one would appoint a newbie who doesn’t even follow the rules of a thread.

 

[Noor]

I miss Byron and his destroying trolls with amusement posts.

 

[cowboyup6977]

We had a nice little nit group although I’m not on that often
But if you want to see bitch you picked the wrong woman
Can’t even fill out a profile little boy

 

[Noor]

Seriously, have you seen some of the threads under this topic. Many feature nudity. But not mine. Get a clue and get a life.

I’ll give you the lack of nudity, but other than be threatening and insulting, I don’t see you contributing much of anything.
Maybe try to be friendly, amusing or at least clever?

 

[Lilianna23]

Inducing sepsis?

Yes. All stool has bacteria in it, the most dangerous are E-coli and Salmonella. When arrows dipped in dung enters the body, especially vascular-rich areas like the gut, sepsis ensues. It guaranteed a slow painful death.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

If you don't respond to the weasels, then they get no reinforcement and they go away. Eventually. That's what the ignore Function is for. Fuck them, fuck what they say, and if you don't read it apurpose, you don't see it. It's really that simple.


Also, no one here - regulars - is getting banned. You all follow management's rules. Wat skirts them and even he is still here in spite of the efforts of the self-appointed and self-righteous tattle tales. Not to worry. Just say no.

 

[Lilianna23]

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[Lilianna23]

This is beautiful!!!

So ugly it’s beautiful.

We used to say that about some babies when I worked Nursery!

 

[Lilianna23]

Not really. It’s so overgrown and mature that it makes a million tiny cherries, like the size of your pinky nail.

Of course it’s right behind our house so whenever you walk outside you have cherry guts all over your shoes from June into early July.

But it’s worth it, since it’s such a gorgeous tree.

And it feeds the birds!

 

[Lilianna23]

Wow - that’s an amazing picture? Did you take it?

(I know how you like to take pic of moons! )

It's not mine. Just a beautiful pic I stole from somewhere!

 

[Lilianna23]

Of course - she thinks so, too.


She took my spot on the bed where my shoulders go.


It's what she does.

Mine always finds the most comfortable spot and plops herself there!

 

[Lilianna23]

Mash that h000r against a wall and give her a good ol' groping.

Ooooohhhhh!

 

[Lilianna23]

Yep.... I am ready for the commune....

Is it ready for us???