What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[SmokingFap]

And you should see some others!
I still think the ladies of Lit should compile a book with our favorite messages

I remember suggesting that you all start a thread just for hilariously awful PMs you get. I want to start one with lame compliments like, "Only thing missing from that pic is my mouth/hand/cock! "

 

[ToPleaseHim]

@drobert44 is what is wrong with this site

Never interacted with him
He slides into my PMs sending disgusting pics

If I had known he was a creep I would’ve preemptively blocked him. I hope others will save themselves from having their eyesight violated

If you still have the PM, please forward to me or copy and paste. Thanks

 

[SmokingFap]

If you still have the PM, please forward to me or copy and paste. Thanks

Oh, he done fucked up now!

 

[FreckledSprite]

If you still have the PM, please forward to me or copy and paste. Thanks

Will do

 

[Dayhoosier]

Instead of that one thread that has the how to talk to women on here......we should direct men to this thread. You ladies can do like a scared straight type thing. I know I'm nervous now I don't even think I've done anything

 

[Qky75]

I remember suggesting that you all start a thread just for hilariously awful PMs you get. I want to start one with lame compliments like, "Only thing missing from that pic is my mouth/hand/cock! "

Oo oo and post the author...or do we get in trouble for calling them out like that?

 

[Velle_]

Is Just for Men beard dye misogynistic or just pragmatic?

You left out "completely unnecessary" -- don't cover those silver strands, rock them!

My good mod friend @Velle_ gave me that moniker.

@AuntieDisco -- can confirm; Charlie is the most gentlemanly of perverts. He wants what you got, baby, but he's willing to ask politely, and is gracious in taking "no" for an answer.

 

[SmokingFap]

Instead of that one thread that has the how to talk to women on here......we should direct men to this thread. You ladies can do like a scared straight type thing. I know I'm nervous now I don't even think I've done anything

See, the key is to follow every insensitive or offensive thing you say with . That communicates, "I'm just joking. Unless you thought it was funny and/or hot. In which case, I totally meant it. Can I send you a dick pic?"

 

[EvaLane]

The truth of the matter is, is that 90% of DMs will be off the charts offensive like @FreckledSprite mentioned or half brained like @~Elizabeth~ referenced.

We’d like to pretend it’s the village idiot escaping, but… 90% of the village can’t be idiots, can they??

follow every insensitive or offensive thing you say with

 

[NakedStoryLover]

You left out "completely unnecessary" -- don't cover those silver strands, rock them!


@AuntieDisco -- can confirm; Charlie is the most gentlemanly of perverts. He wants what you got, baby, but he's willing to ask politely, and is gracious in taking "no" for an answer.

Liking as a graybeard and a fan of (striving to be a) gentlemanly pervert

 

[Fiestykitten]

Nothing
I have the wheel of fortune tune stuck in my head or is it jeopardy
Idk one of those 2

 

[SmokingFap]

See, the key is to follow every insensitive or offensive thing you say with . That communicates, "I'm just joking. Unless you thought it was funny and/or hot. In which case, I totally meant it. Can I send you a dick pic?"

Addendum: The emoji is @Photog1rl's absolute favorite, and only she and a select few other ladies here are allowed to use it. It is hereby illegal for any penis-haver to use that emoji again.

 

[SmokingFap]

Nothing
I have the wheel of fortune tune stuck in my head or is it jeopardy
Idk one of those 2

Let me help. Think of the theme from Benny Hill instead.







You're welcome.

 

[Dayhoosier]

See, the key is to follow every insensitive or offensive thing you say with . That communicates, "I'm just joking. Unless you thought it was funny and/or hot. In which case, I totally meant it. Can I send you a dick pic?"

*Taking notes*

 

[Fiestykitten]

Let me help. Think of the theme from Benny Hill instead.







You're welcome.

That didn't help... IDK that theme.... you just showed your age old man

 

[~Elizabeth~]

The truth of the matter is, is that 90% of DMs will be off the charts offensive like @FreckledSprite mentioned or half brained like @~Elizabeth~ referenced.

We’d like to pretend it’s the village idiot escaping, but… 90% of the village can’t be idiots, can they??

The sad thing is YES, they can.

 

[Deleted member 1178772]

Well if I have ever PMd anything to upset someone I genuinely say I'm sorry.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

That didn't help... IDK that theme.... you just showed your age old man

Fuck now I have that damn theme running through MY head!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

That didn't help... IDK that theme.... you just showed your age old man

The best theme song ever is
Sanford and Son

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Let me help. Think of the theme from Benny Hill instead.







You're welcome.

Fuck now I have that damn theme running through MY head!

And its all your fault.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

The best theme song ever is
Sanford and Son

Truth

RIP Quincy Jones

 

[cheekygirl75]

Nothing
I have the wheel of fortune tune stuck in my head or is it jeopardy
Idk one of those 2

Let me help. Think of the theme from Benny Hill instead.







You're welcome.

Great, now I have both stuck in my head! (Yes, it's possible to have two different songs stuck in my head - thanks ADHD)

 

[cheekygirl75]

I'm finishing this chocolate bar

 

[~Elizabeth~]

The best theme song ever is
Sanford and Son

And its hilarious that as soon as I read that I could hear it in my head too.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

OK. Someone senior around here needs to make it stop with the
fucking theme songs!