The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[likes2watchU]

 

[likes2watchU]

There's a whole bunch of these out there... this is just the first I stumbled across the other day...

 

[Missk_2022]

IDK what else is in that salad, but I'm w/ mom on that one

Bacon cashews cruising red onion mayonnaise dressing of some sort sunflower seeds

Delicious

 

[Qky75]

I'm on team mom

 

[Wonderer67]

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Was going to call out @Wonderer67 but it's more of a universal truth, isn't it?
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[Wonderer67]

Is the second part of this true
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Yes! I just sent this to a friend I used to work in a whorewarehouse with.

 

[Mittering]

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Mrs. Mitt loves this one.

 

[Oldermom935]

Spotted in Sussex County NJ last week...

 

[Mittering]

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It seems like there should be something in that picture of a table but I just don't see it. Am I missing something here?

 

[Wonderer67]

Problem is, she’s really really smart. It’s kinda like smart kids at school got in more trouble than the regular kids.

What school did you go to?

Cuz I was in trouble all the time, and I ain’t smart!

 

[Oldermom935]

It seems like there should be something in that picture of a table but I just don't see it. Am I missing something here?

It's his shirt matching the table cloth in a booth hun.

 

[Wonderer67]

Snow blowing is done. What a pain in the ass. Bare gravel under fresh snow is horrible. I'll be raking the yard for a month!

At our farm, we have what we call our annual land reclamation project. i.e., raking all of the gravel out of the grass before I start lawn mowing.

 

[Mittering]

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I love these templates.

 

[Wonderer67]

@Wat_Tyler
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Is today your birthday @Wat_Tyler ?

 

[Mittering]

Bacon cashews cruising red onion mayonnaise dressing of some sort sunflower seeds

Delicious

I thought I was finally having the blissful stroke I've been waiting for all these years.

 

[Mittering]

It's his shirt matching the table cloth in a booth hun.

Who's shirt?

 

[Oldermom935]

Is today your birthday @Wat_Tyler ?

Everyday is a party to him...

 

[Oldermom935]

Who's shirt?

His name is Jethro bodine...

 

[Wonderer67]

How do you feel about a good cavort?

My new band: Good Cavört

 

[Qky75]

My new band: Good Cavört

The umlaut makes it

 

[Mittering]

His name is Jethro bodine...

Who? What are you talking about? I looked and looked. All I see is a blue checkered table cloth in a diner.

 

[Oldermom935]

Who? What are you talking about? I looked and looked. All I see is a blue checkered table cloth in a diner.

 

[Wonderer67]

That so funny… cuz our cat EATS broccoli. He loves it.

He’s a weirdo.

 

[Wonderer67]

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Somehow… I dunno how… I have 13 fucking meetings on Wednesday.

Fuckers.

 

[Wonderer67]

The umlaut makes it

I just joined Umlaüt.

Playing bass.

Only on Wednesday tho!