The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Lilianna23]

Well I am still awake... the storms are bad here and I am a little scared....

Need me to come over and rub your back?

 

[Lilianna23]

I started and caught up early today! Lots of interesting chat today! We had a lovely day; my girl and I went for a mega-sniffy walkie. She even got to see a few friends!

It's raining now. Just rain, no t-storms for us. Maybe, just maybe, I can get to bed early! Naaaahhhh!

Get ready for Monday you frolickers!

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[nipplecaresser]

I need hot office sluts to go with it all.

Don't we all!

 

[nipplecaresser]

I saw beet ice cream on TV last night. He added some orange to it... lady said it was delicious??

When you say lady, do you mean deluded psychopath whose tastebuds have been removed?

 

[nipplecaresser]

I will only show my boobs as a last resort

Who does the strip searches??

Asking for a friend, of course!

*Snaps on latex gloves*

 

[nipplecaresser]

Good morning. It's Monday, the fun day!

 

[nipplecaresser]

I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat...

She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not

 

[Khadaji2002]

Morning everyone. Week two of training begins today. I should be sleeping. First night in a hotel is always tough, at least for me. Hope you all have the best Monday possible.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

First round of storms passed gonna try to fall asleep before round 2... xoxo

I’m sorry to read your area was getting more storms. Up north, it came and was done in less than 30 minutes. Further north of me they got a horrible ice storm.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I'm too pretty for jail! Or maybe I'm too old!

Definitely too pretty and not too old young lady.

 

[Oldermom935]

Morning everyone!

 

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[B2fromA2looking4U]

How do you cook them?

Cook raw beets by grilling them.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Some days!

All days.


We make boo-boos sometimes.


We don't make it a Way of Life.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I actually have some scalpels!

Same thing, really.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Good idea!

Of course, it was mine.


You wouldn't buy a prom dress without trying it on first.


Good handguns are more expensive.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It does. It's just difficult to get off. The nurse in me recoils at the uncleanliness of it all.

I can count on two finger(stump)s the infections I've gotten using this method. It's usually about stopping the blood and getting it to heal closed.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning OM and thanks for the memes.

Good morning to all early risers. For you who have to work, may your first cup of courage help you make it to cup #2 etc.

From 70 to 45 F in 24 hours. And tonight it gets below freezing. In a couple of days it’s back to the 60s.

Grandpa taxi will be running this morning. Then brunch with my life partner and then see my son. It’s a colder but good day ahead.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Didn't one show up last week?

Yes.


We require daily.


And doughnuts . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'm too pretty for jail! Or maybe I'm too old!

Right.


I have no plans to be tooken alive, so . . . .

 

[subdudeme13]

You might want to go to an indoor range and try out some of their stuff first. And ask friends who have stuff.


Whatever you do, always keep it/them pointed in a safe direction.

Always . . . .

I can confirm that. There is an old barn, if it is still standing, that has a hole in the side of it. I was clearing the shotgun that I inherited from my grandfather. It was a Marlin pump from the early 1900s that is now recommended not to be used.