🧝🏼‍♀️Sprite Moves On🤫

[Bbl87]

I really like the idea of pelting you with raw meat.

I mean, you do have a breeding kink according to the first post in this thread, so I suppose I should say, same?

 

[FreckledSprite]

I mean, you do have a breeding kink according to the first post in this thread, so I supposed I should say, same?

If pelting someone with your meat is your go to move, I think I’ve discovered the cause of your marital strife.

 

[Bbl87]

If pelting someone with your meat is your go to move, I think I’ve discovered the cause of your marital strife.

Where have you been the last 13 years of my marriage to solve this?!?

 

[FreckledSprite]

Where have you been the last 13 years of my marriage to solve this?!?

I mean, I honestly try not to act as Sex Therapist for free. I’m a firm believer in turning my skills into a money earning enterprise

 

[Bbl87]

I mean, I honestly try not to act as Sex Therapist for free. I’m a firm believer in turning my skills into a money earning enterprise

Unfortunately I can not compensate you monetarily. I can however provide payment in the form of cute animal pictures as well as dick pics, in regards to common Lit currencies. But not the two together, not my jam. But the exchange rate dick pics these days is a killer.

 

[FreckledSprite]

Unfortunately I can not compensate you monetarily. I can however provide payment in the form of cute animal pictures as well as dick pics, in regards to common Lit currencies. But not the two together, not my jam. But the exchange rate dick pics these days is a killer.

Those are not acceptable payments for my services but if you send animal pics I will share pics of Tits. Not ones I’ve shot though since I’m amateur at best.

 

[Bbl87]

Those are not acceptable payments for my services but if you send animal pics I will share pics of Tits. Not ones I’ve shot though since I’m amateur at best.
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I mean, there are in fact two tits in that picture. You are a lady of your word.

 

[FreckledSprite]

Oh right.
To each their own.
I will put you on iggy so this doesn't happen again

Oh nooooeessss

There’s no worse fate that being put on Ignore by someone with Horny in their username.

I have to wash the sex juices off now but this is another can of worms we need to dive deep in.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Marital Sex

This is when you tell your SO the drain in the bathroom sink is slow again, while smoothing a bath towel out on the bed.

At least I dressed for the occasion

Your husband is a lucky bastard

 

[joclfc]

Those are not acceptable payments for my services but if you send animal pics I will share pics of Tits. Not ones I’ve shot though since I’m amateur at best.
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Great Tits?

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

I have to wash the sex juices off now but this is another can of worms we need to dive deep in.

After you're done diving into the can of worms can I have them for fishing bait

 

[MissRadiant]

@FreckledSprite how are you?

I have nothing to confess , other than I'm waiting for the phillies to start lol

 

[FreckledSprite]

Even if it kills me
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I think everyone should know

 

[FreckledSprite]

Your husband is a lucky bastard

I’m the lucky one

 

[joclfc]

I think everyone should know

Is that something out of Alian?

 

[FreckledSprite]

@FreckledSprite how are you?

I have nothing to confess , other than I'm waiting for the phillies to start lol

I’m good. Enjoy your game!

 

[FreckledSprite]

Is that something out of Alian?

It’s a movie called The Untamed. I first noticed it on one of the dark fetish porn sites I enjoy.

 

[Bbl87]

I have to wash the sex juices off now but this is another can of worms we need to dive deep in.

Definitely glad I went against my gut and opted not to add Horny, BigDick, or Sexy at the beginning of my screen name.

I think everyone should know

*Confused and conflicted erection*

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

I’m the lucky one

Lies

 

[MissRadiant]

I’m good. Enjoy your game!

I took a nap instead.

 

[FreckledSprite]

This came on the radio today. Good Lapdance song?

 

[hotoldrguy]

This came on the radio today. Good Lapdance song?

Great lapdance song!

 

[Bbl87]

This came on the radio today. Good Lapdance song?

I'm not sure there's such a thing as a bad lap dance song.

 

[FreckledSprite]

I just got out of an online relationship where every single time we played we dirty talked breeding. Sometimes Forced Breeding.

The condom debate (which was always going to lead to me getting rawdogged).
The agreeing to pull out but not pulling out.
His whispering asking me to have his baby and me agreeing
The creampie knowing I was ovulating.

Irl, he was not snipped and I am still fertile. We’re very aware how dangerous it would’ve been to do this irl but it was often what pushed us both over the edge into orgasm.

Breeding confessions

 

[13Fantasies]

How do you go through life without the fiery goodness of Argument/Makeup Sex!?

Never been an option i guess