Siren songs and helicockters

[AuntieDisco]

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You sir are evil

 

[SWR101]

Good, because making fun of certain appendages is not my style

I would never think so lowly of you to assume otherwise

 

[ShaneoD]

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*Grrrrs at Lit*

Yes grrr at lit there's nothing that a friendly naked oil wrestling match between friends can't solve here

 

[Bbl87]

You sir are evil

But I make up for it with my boyish charm. And dick pics.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Hey, some people are into it though. Not my kink, but I don't judge!

You mean humiliation? Not mine either. But just like you no judgement here.

 

[Bbl87]

You mean humiliation? Not mine either. But just like you no judgement here.

Ya, praise kink is much more my style.

 

[MindYaBitness]

All I'm sayin' is a cock pop is much more likely.

I think I did drop the ol' towel bar awhile back?

Hmm, you'll just have to demonstrate for us so we can judge if it's as good as an Eiffel Tower

 

[AuntieDisco]

But I make up for it with my boyish charm. And dick pics.

Now I really need to put this out for you
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[Bbl87]

Hmm, you'll just have to demonstrate for us so we can judge if it's as good as an Eiffel Tower

The pop or the towel bar?

Not sayin' its gonna happen, just getting clarification...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

But I make up for it with my boyish charm. And dick pics.

I think you owe the thread one for that earlier comment though

 

[Bbl87]

I think you owe the thread one for that earlier comment though

I mean, I got 'em. No tricks though, so not in the spirit of the thread.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yes grrr at lit there's nothing that a friendly naked oil wrestling match between friends can't solve here

I usually prefer dispute resolution by dance off, but let's try your idea first

 

[MindYaBitness]

The pop or the towel bar?

Not sayin' its gonna happen, just getting clarification...

Either, it's the effort that counts!

 

[Bbl87]

Either, it's the effort that counts!

That sounds strangely like the ol' motion of the ocean cliché...

 

[MindYaBitness]

That sounds strangely like the ol' motion of the ocean cliché...

Well, this is a magic dick trick thread, all y'all can't be David Copperfield

 

[SWR101]

Well, this is a magic dick trick thread, all y'all can't be David Copperfield

Can confirm…

 

[MindYaBitness]

Can confirm…

I mean, don't ask me to do a tittie-copter, I will fail horribly. Some of us just don't have the anatomical arrangement for some of these tricks, thus A for effort!

 

[SWR101]

I mean, don't ask me to do a tittie-copter,

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… *blinks, disoriented* sorry, I think I blacked out for some reason…

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I mean, don't ask me to do a tittie-copter, I will fail horribly. Some of us just don't have the anatomical arrangement for some of these tricks, thus A for effort!

Um…is that really a thing? ‘Cause I can’t imagine making mine do tricks. Other than jiggling. And catching things that miss my mouth. They’re really good at those

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Um…is that really a thing? ‘Cause I can’t imagine making mine do tricks. Other than jiggling. And catching things that miss my mouth. They’re really good at those

I’ve been told mine have the power of hypnosis!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Um…is that really a thing? ‘Cause I can’t imagine making mine do tricks. Other than jiggling. And catching things that miss my mouth. They’re really good at those

Yes! I call it "the continental shelf" and all my food, crumbs, and spilled soda ends up there. It's 90% the reason that I hate white shirts!

I saw a lady on some interweb sex site put the camera on the ground, bend over, and wobble her boobs in a circular motion. My boobs aren't quite long enough (if that's even the right description) to do that. They'd end up just looking like I was having a seizure

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Yes! I call it "the continental shelf" and all my food, crumbs, and spilled soda ends up there. It's 90% the reason that I hate white shirts!

I saw a lady on some interweb sex site put the camera on the ground, bend over, and wobble her boobs in a circular motion. My boobs aren't quite long enough (if that's even the right description) to do that. They'd end up just looking like I was having a seizure

Gotta say 'long enough' is not a phrase I've heard to describe tits before. Just sayin'

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I saw a lady on some interweb sex site put the camera on the ground, bend over, and wobble her boobs in a circular motion. My boobs aren't quite long enough (if that's even the right description) to do that. They'd end up just looking like I was having a seizure

I'm pretty sure that was @OrdinaryPerson

 

[Photog1rl]

I mean, don't ask me to do a tittie-copter, I will fail horribly. Some of us just don't have the anatomical arrangement for some of these tricks, thus A for effort!

Um…is that really a thing? ‘Cause I can’t imagine making mine do tricks. Other than jiggling. And catching things that miss my mouth. They’re really good at those

I have a friend who could spin her tassels in opposite directions. It is very tittie-copter-esque. She has since had a breast reduction and this isn't part one of her party tricks anymore.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Yes! I call it "the continental shelf" and all my food, crumbs, and spilled soda ends up there. It's 90% the reason that I hate white shirts!

I saw a lady on some interweb sex site put the camera on the ground, bend over, and wobble her boobs in a circular motion. My boobs aren't quite long enough (if that's even the right description) to do that. They'd end up just looking like I was having a seizure

I bet Justa could do it! She could make her boobs do magical things