There's one author I appreciate because he includes a specific disclaimer in his work that the laws of geometry are not necessarily meant to be taken seriously in his group scenes, and asks that you don't think too much about how all the various bodies are occupying spaces without overlapping. He's writing porn and how people are arranged in a fivesome is the wrong kind of question.
*Which is fair. I would say that's a different thing.
Yeah, I just thought it was related enough to mention, especially as it's a style thing I like rather than find annoying.
1P omniscient would make for an interesting read!
“Everything, Everywhere, All At Once”?
Where is the hymen? And where do people misplace it? I had one that broke, as I recall. But I didn't really know where it was.
It is like 1-3 centimeters inside the vaginal opening. Often times it's not even that deep. And for most women it naturally loosens and stretches by the time they're twenty. So unless you're way too young for this site you're not likely to bleed even if you lose your virginity by the time you can legally buy porn.
The hymen is a membrane around/partially covering the external opening of the vagina. I've run across the odd author who seems to think it's some ways into the vagina and is like... well, it's often unclear what exactly they're imagining it is.
"I accept", he accepted. And they were married the next year.
Also, sometimes it ruptures naturally. Horse riding and cycling are two major contributors. Someone could easily be a virgin without an intact hymen. It's not common, but does occur, especially in very active girls or those who experience straddling injuries, like falling down onto a balance beam in gymnastics.
And they often feel unnatural. Even at the absolute height of the Blitz, Churchill told jokes, enjoyed seeing the ducks and fish at Chartwell, listened to music (sometimes performed by his son-in-law) and watched the occasional movie. No one is 100% switched on all the time. Alan Brooke interrupted a pre-D-Day conversation about landing locations to show off a photo he'd taken of a marsh bird. After the Quadrant talks, Brooke and Charles Portal went fishing in the back country and had to leave when Churchill and a Canadian colonel showed up in the same spot; Brooke couldn't stand the sight of Churchill at that moment and didn't want to share that section of lake. Sometimes you need to have that conversation about a photo or go fishing.
Ok seriously if you make up the game and tell me the rules please do not break the rules unless there's a specific reason for you to do so.
Ohhh. People who don't know anything about anal trying to write about it are a big one.
Well, if it helps any, some of us do appreciate the effort.
Calling fuckups like this “details of the author’s style” is extremely over-generous. I’ll allow that someone this amateurish did in fact author something, but I won’t give them credit for having an author style.
Eh. People can write good work that contains pretty major fuckups. Lee Child's first Reacher novel, Killing Floor, is built around a scheme where a very common counterfeiting method is presented as something novel that no one except two mega-brain geniuses can possibly unravel. It's dumb, but it's still a good action novel largely because the dumbness doesn't interfere with the authorial style.
