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[Hornymwtxn]

You're blood pressure???

Absolutely not!
While I am fat and lazy I am lucky my bp is good.

117/76 immediately after 1 hour of cardio this morning

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Absolutely not!
While I am fat and lazy I am lucky my bp is good.

117/76 immediately after 1 hour of cardio this morning

Those numbers mean nothing to me.

Can someone else qualified tell me if that's actually good?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Those numbers mean nothing to me.

Can someone else qualified tell me if that's actually good?

That's actually impressive tbh....
Normal BP is 120/80

 

[dawn_of_night]

Absolutely not!

My bad.

While I am fat and lazy I am lucky my bp is good.

I was not saying that! I was simply implying you have an erection.....

117/76 immediately after 1 hour of cardio this morning

Great numbers....
Cardio is good for you....
Does she call you daily??

 

[Fiestykitten]

My bad.

I was not saying that! I was simply implying you have an erection.....

Great numbers....
Cardio is good for you....
Does she call you daily??

https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.6f7215e5eca17517167bf81af141c6ee?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.tenor.com%2fAo32eo9BbBgAAAAC%2fadam-sandler-laughing.gif&ehk=CqLnPszBMqx%2fsHPWzYoixCJx8nllOyPJvDPydkbkl%2bI%3d
(Thank fuck.. this post got my first real laugh of the day) I needed that my dear sweet, beautiful unicorn princess

 

[Chloe_Harper]

That's actually impressive tbh....
Normal BP is 120/80

So, how do you know if your BP is high

 

[Fiestykitten]

So, how do you know if your BP is high

A machine or nurse tells you
but generally anything over 140/90 is considered high

 

[Chloe_Harper]

A machine or nurse tells you
but generally anything over 140/90 is considered high

Stupid machines they love telling me stuff is wrong with me and so do people!

 

[dawn_of_night]

https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.6f7215e5eca17517167bf81af141c6ee?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.tenor.com%2fAo32eo9BbBgAAAAC%2fadam-sandler-laughing.gif&ehk=CqLnPszBMqx%2fsHPWzYoixCJx8nllOyPJvDPydkbkl%2bI%3d
(Thank fuck.. this post got my first real laugh of the day) I needed that my dear sweet, beautiful unicorn princess

Babe, I got you....
I got what you need...
*sings terribly off key*
Oh baby, you.... You got what I needed....
You say he's just a friend.... I say he's just a mend...
Ooh baby you, got what I need...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Stupid machines they love telling me stuff is wrong with me and so do people!

You get in trouble when the bottom number gets over 99.... Trust me I know...
And it's not @TXRafe trouble
It's like @UnquietDreams trouble....
....

*Nods*

 

[Fiestykitten]

Babe, I got you....
I got what you need...
*sings terribly off key*
Oh baby, you.... You got what I needed....
You say he's just a friend.... I say he's just a mend...
Ooh baby you, got what I need...

IDK what i'd do without you girl

 

[peekingone]

Morning and howdy to all you angels and devils in here ️️

I hope everyone has had their caffeinated beverage of choice (or equivalent if you're cutting it out of your diet right now) ️

If someone wants to come braid my hair for me, I'll wait on doing it myself

Damn that was a good morning click geeeeesh...

 

[peekingone]

I don't think there is an equivalent and sometimes I like to hide things behind emojis, other times words are more fun

Oh, I bet you could make my hair look beautiful while also making my head feel so soothed

I haven't actually tried them combined yet, but I do want to. However, each on its own is just

All I read is that you're a pervert

This doesn't surprise me. So, I guess you didn't like him in Gilmore Girls either then

Damn this morning was a treat

 

[BrendaBear]

So, how do you know if your BP is high

When it starts making really dumb jokes that don't even make sense to anyone, but it giggles away like it was George Freakin' Carlin or something.

Just here to help.

 

[dawn_of_night]

IDK what i'd do without you girl

I mean....
You'd be fine.....
Everything would be fine....
you'd just ... I dunno.... Be sad, I guess?

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

When it starts making really dumb jokes that don't even make sense to anyone, but it giggles away like it was George Freakin' Carlin or something.

Just here to help.

When it sounds like Willie Nelson and Snoop Dog, then you know it’s high.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I mean....
You'd be fine.....
Everything would be fine....
you'd just ... I dunno.... Be sad, I guess?

I would be sad! Silly girl!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Great numbers....
Cardio is good for you....
Does she call you daily??

Does who call me every day?

But the answer is no since I rarely use the phone for talking purposes

 

[dawn_of_night]

Does who call me every day?

Your cardio....
Does she call you every morning....
Like you know when your at the gym pumping iron....
And your phone buzzes, it's cardio calling and you leave immediately....

But the answer is no since I rarely use the phone for talking purposes

 

[peekingone]

What is with being good and on one's best behavior? I want to see people be themselves and be very, very bad

Holy smokes.

 

[BrendaBear]

Does she call you daily??

Does who call me every day?

But the answer is no since I rarely use the phone for talking purposes

I was tempted to reply "No, she calls him 'Steve'".

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Your cardio....
Does she call you every morning....
Like you know when your at the gym pumping iron....
And your phone buzzes, it's cardio calling and you leave immediately....

Kharma is the only woman that ever calls me.

I got a rower when the gym shut for covid and never went back.

I do miss the pool and the sauna tho

 

[peekingone]

Hoping everyone's day is going well and almost over if not over. Opening day for baseball too...
Talk about catching up with emoji clicking... DAMN that was an enjoyable task... Thanks all.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

What is with being good and on one's best behavior? I want to see people be themselves and be very, very bad

Thanks for being YOURSELF

Now I have to be by myself for a moment and yeah it's for what you're thinking

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hoping everyone's day is going well and almost over if not over. Opening day for baseball too...
Talk about catching up with emoji clicking... DAMN that was an enjoyable task... Thanks all.

How enjoyable